People either have nice straight teeth or crooked never touched by a dentist teeth. People with crooked, snagletooth ugly mutherfucken teeth have shit teeth.
by The King February 28, 2005
of Friar like proportions; from the gothic regions of Tasmania, a herbalist and an adept dwarf like species of primate noted for voyeuristic tendencies and panty sniffing.
Famous for its untamed laughter and unabashed exberance. A quick judge of character and an intelligent and trustworthy friend.
Not to be mistaken with fried oyster gnat pate similar to the rillettes du Mans from the Southern Seychelles region of Kazakhstan.
A species of Needra/Camel Hybrid known for its staunch opposition to labour and its penchant for gluttony.
also utilised in the characterisation of a 'fucking Harrison' in the term, 'fucking harrison'.....
a person seeking employment at a pre-school for the mute
a cup which is 3/4's empty and full of a salt like substance the owner claims is a condiment
Famous for its untamed laughter and unabashed exberance. A quick judge of character and an intelligent and trustworthy friend.
Not to be mistaken with fried oyster gnat pate similar to the rillettes du Mans from the Southern Seychelles region of Kazakhstan.
A species of Needra/Camel Hybrid known for its staunch opposition to labour and its penchant for gluttony.
also utilised in the characterisation of a 'fucking Harrison' in the term, 'fucking harrison'.....
a person seeking employment at a pre-school for the mute
a cup which is 3/4's empty and full of a salt like substance the owner claims is a condiment
set in southern Portugal before legislative reforms incorporating the concept of statutory rape...
Granton: 'hello child... come hither...'
child: you deadbeat?? y aren't you at work.... my dad has to till the King's fifedom to subsidise people like you
Granton: my child.. i am a learned scholar specialising in the anatomy of smal primates.... plus i have some assorted lollies...
Child: in that case
Granton: (smiling)......
a little bit later....
kiddies in play -fife: 'why are you limping Tommy'? (aka.. the child)
Child: shutup you serfs!!! (thinking of a happy place)....
Granton: 'hello child... come hither...'
child: you deadbeat?? y aren't you at work.... my dad has to till the King's fifedom to subsidise people like you
Granton: my child.. i am a learned scholar specialising in the anatomy of smal primates.... plus i have some assorted lollies...
Child: in that case
Granton: (smiling)......
a little bit later....
kiddies in play -fife: 'why are you limping Tommy'? (aka.. the child)
Child: shutup you serfs!!! (thinking of a happy place)....
by the King April 25, 2005
Someone who constantly lives in their own dilusional bubble. They always harp on about pulling "fitties" ALL the time; "riding ALL night long" and having great "footballing vision/skills". Realistically everyone knows a dilusionist's life is duller than an old grannies' haemorrhoid infected ass, but unfortunately they will never realise this!!
My mate told me he pulled a northern fitty at the weekend and ended up riding her all night long. What he didn't realise is that i saw the hairy munter leaving his house the next day and she said he fell asleep after spurting in his boxers......the man's a f*cking dilusionist!!
by The King October 16, 2003
A philanthropist of cultural diversity with an avid fascination for russian literature, music and porn.... and not necessarily in that order.
Said to have originally inhabited mountainous regions near Germany and renowned for inventing the first known vintage of 'gestalt' being the originator of cask wine as it is known and loved by the poor of today...
A wondering nomad not content with domesticity - a 'Pascoevich' is said to be one with a constant need for adventure and in some instances.... chilli.
A tribal warrior, a cultural voyeur, a diplomat.....
There have been many instances in which unsuspecting people armed with a name or derivative of Pascoevich have been known to be subject to random bouts of multiple personality disorder. The communal link in all these instances is that these people were all either located attempting to hitchhike to the nearest airport or in close proximity to a public toilet - which they defended with tenacity claiming native title in some instances.
An inhabitor of the inhabitable.....
Said to have originally inhabited mountainous regions near Germany and renowned for inventing the first known vintage of 'gestalt' being the originator of cask wine as it is known and loved by the poor of today...
A wondering nomad not content with domesticity - a 'Pascoevich' is said to be one with a constant need for adventure and in some instances.... chilli.
A tribal warrior, a cultural voyeur, a diplomat.....
There have been many instances in which unsuspecting people armed with a name or derivative of Pascoevich have been known to be subject to random bouts of multiple personality disorder. The communal link in all these instances is that these people were all either located attempting to hitchhike to the nearest airport or in close proximity to a public toilet - which they defended with tenacity claiming native title in some instances.
An inhabitor of the inhabitable.....
Somwehere on the slopes of the Himalayas........ before 'Nam'....
Gen Griggs: where's that f*(&^'ing Pascoevich gone off to??
Sarg: he wouldn't stop yesterday General... said something about Chilli.... and then went all hyper...
Gen. Griggs: f)**^)ing Pascoevich!! Honestly we'll have to tie him up somewhere....
meanwhile somewhere in Nepal...
Unsuspecting Virginal maiden collecting water for her mother, father and 18 siblings.....: ummm the water looks sooo clean today... maybe i'll skinny dip...
Pascoevich (from behind a leafy banana plant): (quietly) hehe.... ummmmm lunch...
Unsuspecting Virgin: i thought i heard a sound...
Pascoevich: ... hellooooo little lady.... ummm mmm ummm.
Unsuspecting Virgin: get back you brute, or i will throw chilli powder in your eyes...
Pascoevich: i mean you know harm little lady... but its been a long war... and a brother needs a little if you get my drift.... show me some... go on baby.... show me some ... chillleee
Unsuspecting Virgin: (throws chili into Pascoevich's eyes... and then runs and proceeds to trip on her pet goat 'Vindaloo')... oh fu*%!!!
Pascoevich: (dives head first into the lake to avoid the stinging... and emerges shortly... rubbing his eyes and tasting his fingers)... ummmm .. spicy.. i'd say from the northern region of Pakistan...
a little later.... over a campfire and some 'vindaloo'... Pascoevich and his newly betrothed discuss their life plans and Pascoevich's incessant need to wonder. They decide to name their first child 'cataract' after their first meeting and his finally wife agrees to show him some ankle....
18 months later...
Gen Griggs: why that looks like a little naked Pascoevich running around near that lake... but it can't be... he knew the armies policy on sex on tour...
Sarg: he's carrying a condom
Gen Griggs: god damn but i love that russian!!
NB: Pascoevich is a registered trademark of Pascal sweet manufacturers incorporated. The name was subsequently changed from Pascoevich sweets in the first world war after people likened the appearance of the companies founder to one Leon Trotsky.. but as one housewife in suburban Gundawai claimed... 'he just looked to new age with his high fangled hair and edible condoms'...
Gen Griggs: where's that f*(&^'ing Pascoevich gone off to??
Sarg: he wouldn't stop yesterday General... said something about Chilli.... and then went all hyper...
Gen. Griggs: f)**^)ing Pascoevich!! Honestly we'll have to tie him up somewhere....
meanwhile somewhere in Nepal...
Unsuspecting Virginal maiden collecting water for her mother, father and 18 siblings.....: ummm the water looks sooo clean today... maybe i'll skinny dip...
Pascoevich (from behind a leafy banana plant): (quietly) hehe.... ummmmm lunch...
Unsuspecting Virgin: i thought i heard a sound...
Pascoevich: ... hellooooo little lady.... ummm mmm ummm.
Unsuspecting Virgin: get back you brute, or i will throw chilli powder in your eyes...
Pascoevich: i mean you know harm little lady... but its been a long war... and a brother needs a little if you get my drift.... show me some... go on baby.... show me some ... chillleee
Unsuspecting Virgin: (throws chili into Pascoevich's eyes... and then runs and proceeds to trip on her pet goat 'Vindaloo')... oh fu*%!!!
Pascoevich: (dives head first into the lake to avoid the stinging... and emerges shortly... rubbing his eyes and tasting his fingers)... ummmm .. spicy.. i'd say from the northern region of Pakistan...
a little later.... over a campfire and some 'vindaloo'... Pascoevich and his newly betrothed discuss their life plans and Pascoevich's incessant need to wonder. They decide to name their first child 'cataract' after their first meeting and his finally wife agrees to show him some ankle....
18 months later...
Gen Griggs: why that looks like a little naked Pascoevich running around near that lake... but it can't be... he knew the armies policy on sex on tour...
Sarg: he's carrying a condom
Gen Griggs: god damn but i love that russian!!
NB: Pascoevich is a registered trademark of Pascal sweet manufacturers incorporated. The name was subsequently changed from Pascoevich sweets in the first world war after people likened the appearance of the companies founder to one Leon Trotsky.. but as one housewife in suburban Gundawai claimed... 'he just looked to new age with his high fangled hair and edible condoms'...
by the King May 24, 2005
The improper spelling of "compact disc". If you ever say "disk" when reffering to any flat circular object, being it a piece of media or not, then you are wrong, and deserve to die for being a FUCKING IDIOT.
by The King August 30, 2003
When you drink all 6 Labatt bottles and line them up with the labels facing out. Referencing the blue lines on an ice rink.
by The KiNG August 31, 2013
by The King October 19, 2004