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...and Elton John's Straight

This is a phrase made as a response that can be said in rebuttal to a stupid comment about something that is completely untrue. It's purpose is to sarcastically add on to the other person's fib with another lie to go with it, showing them how they are incorrect. This particular phrase is derived from the fact that Elton John is gay, and therefore saying this would mean you are lying.

RJ: Bush is a warmonger!
Ryan (Me): yeah...and Elton John's Straight!

The Kentucky Yankee, proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.

by The Kentucky Yankee June 11, 2006

Cincinnati

A wonderful city in southwestern Ohio, just across from the great Commonwealth of Kentucky. However, people are slightly odd here. They have extreme obsessions for chili and beanbag toss, which they like to call cornhole. Their sports teams are fairly good as well, especially the Reds.

People there, and even here NKU (my college), can always been heard saying "WHO-DEY!" all the time during football season. It's some Cincinnati thing that has to do with the Bengals, I hear.

The Kentucky Yankee, bringing you numerous definitions for multiple Midwestern cities and other things since August 1, 2004.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

N.K.U.

Abbreviation for Northern Kentucky University, a large metropolitan college in Highland Heights, Kentucky, just seven to eight miles from Cincinnati. Established in 1968 with just two buildings, it grew from a small state college into a large university that brought in students from dozens of countries and over 30 states by the 1980s. As of now, the usual population of students enrolled at NKU is roughly 14,000-15,000. Interestingly, the residents make up only 15% of the total student body (about 1,400 young adults). In addition to having excellent Disability Services; history, anthropology, religion, and art degree courses, Northern has one of the only three law schools in the state. Finally, it is said to actually be one of the most conservative college campuses in the entire nation.

I am enrolled as a Freshamore at N.K.U.

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by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

Doucheacrat

A derogatory and pretty funny name for a Democrat or a liberal. It is derived from the term douchebag and the fact that many of the things they do make them look brainless or that impede your progress of what you're doing.

That doucheacrat over there is trying to stop people from protesting abortion.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

please

This is used in place of "what?", "huh?", or "what's that?" by many in the Greater Cincinnati Metro Area. It is said to come from the German influence here.

clerk: "Please?"
me: I said "Ma'am how much does this cost?"

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by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

Democrites

Another derogatory nickname for a Democrat, especially a liberal. It is a contraction of Democrat (first half) and hypocrites (second half). This is used based on the fact that most Democrats are a bunch of two-faced hypocrites who only defend certain positions and stand up for certain groups of people.

Democrites.....
-Claim to be against corporations and hate big business, but many of them have their own (ex. John Kerry has Heinz).
-Say they're not racists but grill black, Asian, and Hispanics people when they are part of the Republican Party. (ex. Condoleeza Rice being called "Aunt Jemima".)
-Declare themselves to fight for racial equality when in reality they get "special" and extra rights for specific racial and ethnic minorities (which puts them above everyone else because it breaks the Equal Protection Clause of the U.S. Constitution), while rarely giving anything to Native Americans.
-Hate and try to ban Christianity while sticking up for other "oppressed" religions like Judiasm and Islam.
-Blame Bush for all the deaths and tragedies in Iraq and calling him a warmonger, when presidents like Wilson, Truman, and LBJ (Lyndon B. Johnson) got us into most of the wars during the 20th Century.

Editors, don't delete this just because you don't agree with it.

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by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing

A phrase that can be said in self-defense when someone is verbally harassing you. It implies that you do not care if they hate you for what you are or what you do, and that you will not conform to their ways to satisfy them. Useful in situations involving politics, choosing sides in an argument, etc. It is a perfect saying when you are under verbal attack by hate-filled people.

Some bitch: You suck! That's because you're a Republican!
Ryan (Me): You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing.

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by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005