Business Card

A rectangle with your name on it.

I walked around the convention center handing people business cards.

by The Jeff S March 21, 2019

Paintain

Repainting a wall in the same color, to maintain the existing look.

We paintain the living room walls every few years. Same color, not big on change.

by The Jeff S June 04, 2024

Caned Out

To cane out is to become so old and decrepit that one can only walk with a cane or canes.

Pops turned 90 this year, and between the arthritic knees and feeble muscles, he just caned out. Can't walk without them.

by The Jeff S June 18, 2019

PTOSD

When taking personal time off (PTO) from work becomes so stressful that your dread of rhe first day back rises to the point of PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder), that is called PTOSD.

Gerry couldn’t get out of the car when he came back from vacation—the PTOSD got hold of him.

by The Jeff S December 16, 2021

apprize

When you don't win a sweepstake and the sponsor feels obligated to tell you who did, they apprize you of the winner.

I wish they hadn't apprized me of who won the car. He doesn't look like he needed it as much as I do.

by The Jeff S May 13, 2021

Delope

If you elope and then divorce, that is to delope.

They eloped, but eventually the marriage fell apart and they divorced; they deloped.

by The Jeff S January 04, 2019

plodcast

An especially slow, boring podcast.

"How to putt" may be the ultimate plodcast.

by The Jeff S May 15, 2016