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Definitions by The Jeff S

An aged hottie. Once hot, now not.
Barbara walkered across the common dining room of the senior center unnoticed. There was a time, she thought. One a hottie, now a tottie.
Tottie by The Jeff S July 6, 2024

Paintain 

Repainting a wall in the same color, to maintain the existing look.
We paintain the living room walls every few years. Same color, not big on change.
Paintain by The Jeff S June 4, 2024
Farmer Dave directed us to the Pink Ladies with a hand-drawn mapple, and we picked a bushel.
Mapple by The Jeff S January 13, 2024
Wanda showed us her tattoos of dangerous people she'd never met, places she'd never been, and scary things she'd never done.
Tattoo by The Jeff S August 29, 2023
An edict one gives to oneself, as when establishing a goal.
I’ve given myself a medict: I will not eat ice cream until swim season is over.
Medict by The Jeff S July 29, 2023

Slapling 

A young tree whose branches slap you in the face when you pass it in the woods.
"I was running through the forest today when a slapling almost took my eye out."
Slapling by The Jeff S April 18, 2023
When taking personal time off (PTO) from work becomes so stressful that your dread of rhe first day back rises to the point of PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder), that is called PTOSD.
Gerry couldn’t get out of the car when he came back from vacation—the PTOSD got hold of him.
PTOSD by The Jeff S December 16, 2021