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Woot-toot!

"Woot-woot" is defined by the Urban Dictionary as an expression of excitement or joy, typically upon receiving good news. Thus Woot-toot is an expression of excitement upon sensing a joyous or otherwise remarkable fart.
"Moments after finishing his third burrito, my roommate emitted a fart of rare and surprising duration, harmony, and syncopation. 'Woot-toot!' I cried."
by The Jeff S March 30, 2017
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Tattoo

Wanda showed us her tattoos of dangerous people she'd never met, places she'd never been, and scary things she'd never done.
by The Jeff S August 29, 2023
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Peak Evolution

The top of the bell curve in the evolution of man. The point in time at which the betterment of each generation over the previous one ceases to occur, and the species begins to backslide toward stupidity. Peak Evolution occurs when morons procreate faster than the enlightened.
The 2016 election would someday be seen as tangible evidence of peak evolution.
by The Jeff S February 5, 2017
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Tottie

An aged hottie. Once hot, now not.
Barbara walkered across the common dining room of the senior center unnoticed. There was a time, she thought. One a hottie, now a tottie.
by The Jeff S July 6, 2024
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Business Card

I walked around the convention center handing people business cards.
by The Jeff S March 21, 2019
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apprize

When you don't win a sweepstake and the sponsor feels obligated to tell you who did, they apprize you of the winner.
I wish they hadn't apprized me of who won the car. He doesn't look like he needed it as much as I do.
by The Jeff S May 13, 2021
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coronacopia

The growing volume of people and places that can give you the corona virus. Handshakes, desk surfaces, door handles, sneezes...
On the way home from {work} today I had to avoid a whole coronacopia of disease... does my forehead feel warm to you?
by The Jeff S March 9, 2020
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