The Jeff S's definitions

Trunk Kiss

When you approach your car, lick the tip of your index finger, and clean the dirt, snow, or rain off the little backup camera mounted on the trunk for better visibility.

He walked up, gave the car a trunk kiss, got in and backed it out of the parking space, carefully checking the monitor on the dash.

by The Jeff S April 1, 2016

Delope

If you elope and then divorce, that is to delope.

They eloped, but eventually the marriage fell apart and they divorced; they deloped.

by The Jeff S January 4, 2019

Business Card

A rectangle with your name on it.

I walked around the convention center handing people business cards.

by The Jeff S March 21, 2019

Caned Out

To cane out is to become so old and decrepit that one can only walk with a cane or canes.

Pops turned 90 this year, and between the arthritic knees and feeble muscles, he just caned out. Can't walk without them.

by The Jeff S June 18, 2019

Woot-toot!

"Woot-woot" is defined by the Urban Dictionary as an expression of excitement or joy, typically upon receiving good news. Thus Woot-toot is an expression of excitement upon sensing a joyous or otherwise remarkable fart.

"Moments after finishing his third burrito, my roommate emitted a fart of rare and surprising duration, harmony, and syncopation. 'Woot-toot!' I cried."

by The Jeff S March 30, 2017

plodcast

An especially slow, boring podcast.

"How to putt" may be the ultimate plodcast.

by The Jeff S May 15, 2016

Peak Evolution

The top of the bell curve in the evolution of man. The point in time at which the betterment of each generation over the previous one ceases to occur, and the species begins to backslide toward stupidity. Peak Evolution occurs when morons procreate faster than the enlightened.

The 2016 election would someday be seen as tangible evidence of peak evolution.

by The Jeff S February 5, 2017