Medict

An edict one gives to oneself, as when establishing a goal.

I’ve given myself a medict: I will not eat ice cream until swim season is over.

by The Jeff S July 29, 2023

Business Card

A rectangle with your name on it.

I walked around the convention center handing people business cards.

by The Jeff S March 21, 2019

Caned Out

To cane out is to become so old and decrepit that one can only walk with a cane or canes.

Pops turned 90 this year, and between the arthritic knees and feeble muscles, he just caned out. Can't walk without them.

by The Jeff S June 18, 2019

Tattoo

An unearned scar

Wanda showed us her tattoos of dangerous people she'd never met, places she'd never been, and scary things she'd never done.

by The Jeff S August 29, 2023

Trunk Kiss

When you approach your car, lick the tip of your index finger, and clean the dirt, snow, or rain off the little backup camera mounted on the trunk for better visibility.

He walked up, gave the car a trunk kiss, got in and backed it out of the parking space, carefully checking the monitor on the dash.

by The Jeff S December 22, 2015

Mapple

An apple orchard map.

Farmer Dave directed us to the Pink Ladies with a hand-drawn mapple, and we picked a bushel.

by The Jeff S January 13, 2024

plodcast

An especially slow, boring podcast.

"How to putt" may be the ultimate plodcast.

by The Jeff S May 15, 2016