Definitions by The Jax
Zoey 101 Personal Time
When a male locks themself in a private room with cable tv or VCR, such as a bedroom, so they can watch an episode of the Nickelodeon's television show Zoey 101 and masturbate without being disturbed or interupted.
My friends wanted me to come out with them on Sunday. But I told them I was busy so I could have Zoey 101 Personal Time.
Zoey 101 Personal Time by The Jax April 19, 2007
Cock Anger
When a male in private is masturbating and other people occupying the same residence or workplace are walking around and talking so loudly the person masturbating can hear them and that person is unable to obtain an orgasm successfully. Because of this the penis starts to get sore, they get blue balls, their blood presure and heart rate raises, and they get very extremely angry and frustrated.
Sometimes responsible for workplace beatings and murders.
Sometimes responsible for workplace beatings and murders.
I was in the bathroom masturbating and I got Cock Anger cuz my mom kept walking around and talking on the phone. She needs to plant her ass in a chair and get off the phone!
Cock Anger by The Jax April 19, 2007
Devine Offering Position
When a barefoot but clothed girl between ages 11 and 25 with pretty feet and legs puts herself in a non-sexual position, either sitting on the floor or in a chair, where she puts her feet up, bringing her knees to her chest and her heels to her butt, in a way that it looks like she is presenting her feet to another male. Almost 100% of girls who put themelves in this position are doing so to feel comfortable. Most male who have feet and leg fetishes for younger girls called this position by this name and find it arousing.
I was over a friend's house. After dinner we sat on the floor with his family and talked. My friend's younger sister was barefoot and put herself in a Devine Offering Position. She had no idea I was turned on and I wanted to play with her feet so bad!
Devine Offering Position by The Jax April 19, 2007
Felony Fuck Friend
an underage Fuck Friend, which may or may not be related, where having consentual sexual intercourse and/or consentual sexual relations with that person is considered a felony by either federal or local law.
I just got home from work and my Felony Fuck Friend called and said she should be home from school shortly. Its not right but what can ya do?
Felony Fuck Friend by The Jax April 19, 2007
Alexa Nikolas
A girl casted as Nicole on the Nickeldeon television show Zoey 101. She left the show for an unknown reason in 2007. Its predicted she got more fan-mail than any other girl on the show because she is the prettiest and most fun character. Fans of Alexa Nikolas usually are not attracted to or are fans of Jamie Lynn Spears because of their completely different characters and style of dress. Now watchers of the show are forced to look at Lola (Victoria Justice) who's character and style of dress has changed slightly since the character Nicole has left the show due to fill her gap. Victoria Justice is pretty but not 100% all the time when she is wearing a terrible outfit or is in the wrong light. Alexa Nikolas is beautiful all the time. Even in a t-shirt and sweats. She is one of the most prettiest and talented girls on tv and would be hard to replace. Bottom Line.
Alexa Nikolas is no longer on Zoey 101! What am I supposed to do, look at Quinn! WTF! Savage Steve Holland and Nickelodeon better get their shit together and get her back or start a Nicole 102 show.
Alexa Nikolas by The Jax April 19, 2007
Nicole 102
A fictional show that does not exist. A here-say spin-off of the Nickelodeon show Zoey 101. Alexa Nikolas wo played Nicole did not reappear in the third season because she was diagnosed with obsessive male gender disorder, which meant she was boy crazy, so she had to go to an all girl school.
Nicole 102 is a show written primarily for Alexa Nikolas who want to see her reprise her role as Nicole Bristow in her own show. In the show, Nicole moves back to Kansas and is enrolled in an all girls catholic school. The show will obviously have a new cast and be in a new setting but the shows same premise of hijinks and social issues will like that of Zoey 101. A crossover show will also be planned to see Zoey and her friends visit Nicole in Kansas on Nicole 102. As well as Nicole and her friends will visit PCA during spring break on Zoey 101.
A letter has been submitted to Nickelodeon and Savage Steve Holland for idea submission. Both have declined to comment.
Nicole 102 is a show written primarily for Alexa Nikolas who want to see her reprise her role as Nicole Bristow in her own show. In the show, Nicole moves back to Kansas and is enrolled in an all girls catholic school. The show will obviously have a new cast and be in a new setting but the shows same premise of hijinks and social issues will like that of Zoey 101. A crossover show will also be planned to see Zoey and her friends visit Nicole in Kansas on Nicole 102. As well as Nicole and her friends will visit PCA during spring break on Zoey 101.
A letter has been submitted to Nickelodeon and Savage Steve Holland for idea submission. Both have declined to comment.
Nicole 102 by The Jax April 19, 2007
adidas sandals
An open-toed rubber sandal. Mostly worn by adolescent girls for comfort or fashion and very common in the Philadelphia, Pennsylvania area and its suburbs in New Jersey and Delaware.
Very common with adolescent girls that play middle school and high school sports. More common with girls who play sports that participate in soccer, field hockey, lacrosse, and swimming. Most usually worn before or after a game and sometimes during school.
It is also quite common to be worn by adolescent girls that attend catholic school, while in their uniform, when they are traveling to and from school, by car or public transportation or walking, or after school at a public place such as a fast food place or the mall.
The three malls in the Philadelphia Area where you will find most catholic school girls wearing Adidas Sandals after school are Franklin Mills, Deptford Mall, and Moorestown Mall.
Most catholic school girls that wear these usually put their adidas sandals in their lockers during school. It is uncommon for unattractive girls to wear them.
A lot of men, 20 years old and older, who have a fetish for adolescent girls and their feet or who have a catholic school girl fetish, often find this very attractive and arousing. Some girls that attend catholic schools that require them to wear tights with their uniform, notably St Hubert Catholic High School For Girls, will wear socks under their tights for the reason that they do not want their feet to stink or because they do not want other guys to see their feet or toes. The term for this is often called "Hubert Denied" and is often used in conversation by guys, who share the same interests, who are disappointed or angry when they thought they could see the girl's feet through her brown St Hubert tights when later all they saw was an outline of her foot in a sock.
Also very common to be worn, with or without socks, by girls between the ages of 18 and 21, attending college while at their dorm or going to, from, anr/or attending class.
Very common with adolescent girls that play middle school and high school sports. More common with girls who play sports that participate in soccer, field hockey, lacrosse, and swimming. Most usually worn before or after a game and sometimes during school.
It is also quite common to be worn by adolescent girls that attend catholic school, while in their uniform, when they are traveling to and from school, by car or public transportation or walking, or after school at a public place such as a fast food place or the mall.
The three malls in the Philadelphia Area where you will find most catholic school girls wearing Adidas Sandals after school are Franklin Mills, Deptford Mall, and Moorestown Mall.
Most catholic school girls that wear these usually put their adidas sandals in their lockers during school. It is uncommon for unattractive girls to wear them.
A lot of men, 20 years old and older, who have a fetish for adolescent girls and their feet or who have a catholic school girl fetish, often find this very attractive and arousing. Some girls that attend catholic schools that require them to wear tights with their uniform, notably St Hubert Catholic High School For Girls, will wear socks under their tights for the reason that they do not want their feet to stink or because they do not want other guys to see their feet or toes. The term for this is often called "Hubert Denied" and is often used in conversation by guys, who share the same interests, who are disappointed or angry when they thought they could see the girl's feet through her brown St Hubert tights when later all they saw was an outline of her foot in a sock.
Also very common to be worn, with or without socks, by girls between the ages of 18 and 21, attending college while at their dorm or going to, from, anr/or attending class.
1. "I saw this Philly catholic high school girl in her uniform wearing Adidas Sandals. Oh my god, she was so hot!"
2. "I was at our High School's Girls Varsity Soccer game. After the game, I saw a girl and all her teammates take off their pads and socks and put on Adidas Sandals. In turn, I got a major woody."
3. "Cottman Avenue and Torresdale Avenue in Philadelphia, is the mecca of girls in school uniforms wearing adidas sandals! We call it Huberts HQ."
4. "Sorority girls are so hot in their barefoot Adidas Sandals!"
2. "I was at our High School's Girls Varsity Soccer game. After the game, I saw a girl and all her teammates take off their pads and socks and put on Adidas Sandals. In turn, I got a major woody."
3. "Cottman Avenue and Torresdale Avenue in Philadelphia, is the mecca of girls in school uniforms wearing adidas sandals! We call it Huberts HQ."
4. "Sorority girls are so hot in their barefoot Adidas Sandals!"
adidas sandals by The Jax January 18, 2007