Pomhort

A person who hosts fun events (weddings, games, movie night, ect.) but is somehow always late to them, whether it be on purpose or accident.
"Jimmy forgot to come to his party again. This is like the 5th time in a row."
"Fukin pomhort."
by The Insult Man February 04, 2021
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Crumpet Cruncher

Sir Guy Mann: "Damn crumpet crunchers drinkin all my tea again"
by The Insult Man April 29, 2021
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Galvulation

To galvulate is to engage in slightly but not damagingly mischievous fun, which may potentially arouse suspicion despite the lack of any clearly observable risk. Usually describes the activities of a social gathering or similar. Despite the way it sounds, this word generally has nothing to do with the mammalian reproductive system. Can be used as a verb, a noun, or an adverb depending on the context.
My word, what galvulations have we gotten ourselves into? I dutifully hope our good fellows beyond the corridor walls don't get the wrong idea...
by The Insult Man November 20, 2022
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Coletrumble

Coming out of, or coming from, depending on the context. Can be metaphorical or literal. Technically could replace the word "said" in very specific circumstances.
The cold water coletrumbled the faucet into the blue kettle.
by The Insult Man September 14, 2022
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People

not very smart
people shouldn't exist
by The Insult Man April 29, 2021
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Arse stained tattie

A way to call someone a potato dipped in shit. A general insult.
Sum Buddy: "Can I borrow 5 bucks?"
Appe Erson: "Fok off ya arse stained tattie"
by The Insult Man April 16, 2021
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Nondissimilar

The opposite of the opposite of similar. Means almost the same thing as "not different" and means the same thing as "not dissimilar" and "similar". A pointless double negative that is only used either as part of a joke or by people who think saying vaguely fancy sounding words makes them seem smarter.
"Such decadence is displicitive of mannerisms nondissimilar to that of the peccary..."
"What?"
by The Insult Man July 13, 2022
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