The Insult Man's definitions
The act of failing to climax during masturbation due to the fact that you are also trying to shit. Does not happen to all people, as for some, shitting makes it easier for cum to be released.
"I was experiencing some major constipaculation last night"
"What? Why were you even doing that in the first place?"
"I was bored"
"What? Why were you even doing that in the first place?"
"I was bored"
by The Insult Man October 17, 2021
Get the Constipaculationmug. by The Insult Man April 29, 2021
Get the Crumpet Crunchermug. Coming out of, or coming from, depending on the context. Can be metaphorical or literal. Technically could replace the word "said" in very specific circumstances.
by The Insult Man September 14, 2022
Get the Coletrumblemug. by The Insult Man April 16, 2021
Get the Arse stained tattiemug. by The Insult Man November 21, 2022
Get the Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastardmug. To galvulate is to engage in slightly but not damagingly mischievous fun, which may potentially arouse suspicion despite the lack of any clearly observable risk. Usually describes the activities of a social gathering or similar. Despite the way it sounds, this word generally has nothing to do with the mammalian reproductive system. Can be used as a verb, a noun, or an adverb depending on the context.
My word, what galvulations have we gotten ourselves into? I dutifully hope our good fellows beyond the corridor walls don't get the wrong idea...
by The Insult Man November 20, 2022
Get the Galvulationmug. Buddy, pal, chum, friend, I would be quite appreciative if you were to cease your shitfuckery as soon as conceivably possible, even for a mere five minutes. I am, sooth forspokenth, tired of your fucking shit.
by The Insult Man November 20, 2022
Get the Sooth Forspokenthmug.