Definitions by The Insult Man

The Mere Postulation 

A posh way to dismiss an idea one finds stupid or worthless.

Jim: Yo Bill can I borrow 5 bucks?
Bill: HA! The mere postulation!

The Mere Postulation by The Insult Man May 28, 2021

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

People 

not very smart

people shouldn't exist

People by The Insult Man April 29, 2021

Crumpet Cruncher 

A racist term against the English.

Sir Guy Mann: "Damn crumpet crunchers drinkin all my tea again"

Crumpet Cruncher by The Insult Man April 29, 2021

Arse stained tattie 

A way to call someone a potato dipped in shit. A general insult.

Sum Buddy: "Can I borrow 5 bucks?"
Appe Erson: "Fok off ya arse stained tattie"

Arse stained tattie by The Insult Man April 16, 2021

Tattie Mongerin Leprechaun

Something you probably shouldn't call an Irish person, especially if you're Scottish.

William: "Aye fok off ya tattie mongerin Leprechaun"
Alby: "Whot de fok ded you just call me?"

Tattie Mongerin Leprechaun by The Insult Man April 13, 2021

Beefwitted Barnacle 

Someone with the intellectual capacity of a cerebrually defective cow and the mannerisms of a parasite.
In other words, an idiot who leeches off of other people's resources without contributing anything in return.
In OTHER other words, the bad funcle and your 26 year old cousin who lives in their mother's basement.

Also used as a general insult when someone does something stupid.

Jimmothy: *spills the tea kettle on Pathew* Whoops
Pathew: OW wtf Jim! You beefwitted barnacle!

Beefwitted Barnacle by The Insult Man March 11, 2021