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bukkake

1. An evil act of desecration and contempt for the woman involved and, by extension, all women.

2. Just like rape, it is an act which is primarily motivated by hostility towards women and the need to control women and it becomes a way to compensate for the viewer or the perpetrator's underlying feelings of inadequacy and feeds his issues of mastery, control, strength, authority and capability (e.g., David Lisak & Susan Roth 1998).

3. Men who enjoy watching or performing "bukkake" are diagnosed with paraphilia ("sexual deviancy" in scientific terms) according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders by the American Psychiatric Association as paraphilia is the "recurrent, intense sexually arousing fantasies, sexual urges, or behaviors generally involving... the suffering or humiliation of one's partner" (DSM-IV, 2000).
I certainly wouldn’t want to be judgemental about the lifestyle or recreational activities of the men who have posted on this subject thus far, but as a clinical psychologist I can only advise them to seek psychiatric help as soon as possible because paraphilia is more than a personality quirk.

Moreover, there are some people from the FCC and the FBI have an invested interest in paraphilics as one form of sexual deviancy tends to lead to another and several studies confirm that men who enjoy watching "bukkake" have an elevated risk of engaging in sexually coercive behavior.
by The Happy Humanist July 26, 2010
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feminist

A person who is feared and hence defamed and discredited by jocks, frat boys and men of inferior intelligence and/or sexual prowess.
Bob the III: Dude, did you see this chick at our frat party? Smokin hot, riiight?
Jim the IV: Yeah man, but she's a feminist... so let's be really, really clever and tell everyone that she's a dyke that never shaves!
by The Happy Humanist January 17, 2010
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man

A "man" is a male Urban Dictionary user who makes up definitions that insult, put down and abuse woman in their "definitions" of implausible, made-up sexual acts. Usually involving violence and insults, these men are ALWAYS one of the following:
- gay and bitter.
- straight and bitter.
- a virgin and bitter.
A man is usually bitter, spiteful and resentful of the opposite sex due to the vast amount of rejection he gets. In a typically testosterone-driven passive-aggressive manner, these pathetic human beings vent their frustrations out by submitting ridiculously idiotic definitions to the Urban Dictionary, depicting violent acts against women.
The made-up sexual acts will never be performed by the men themselves, because they know that any woman would beat them to a pulp if they even tried... making them even more bitter and spiteful, thus driving them to submit even more stupid definitions.
A man will submit something along the following definitions:
(Note: All of these have really been submitted to Urban Dictionary)
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DUMPSTER DUNK:
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
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pissed off pirate:
while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stamps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
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by The Happy Humanist February 14, 2010
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Mike Green

NHL player (Washington Caps).

Dan Aykroyd's hockey playing twin. Both are Canadian, look/are overweight and have a receding hairline.

The second most unattractive player for the Washington Caps. His girlfriend's name is Gr8. She eats children and small furry animals.

Drives a car designed by douchebags for douchebags.
Mike Green: My name is Mike Lambor-Green-hi!!! Ain't I clever, eh?

Gr8: ARghvgqliwbvü098r0z8vgob048tr9^74tz873gtf87u
Play hard I Crosby no good I better I dum dum dum I Stanley Cup I in Brooksy ass I liiiiike it warm
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
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misogynist

A modern day Nazi.

The only difference: Women are the Jews.

A misogynist/Nazi wants women/Jews to be locked in the kitchen and reduced to a cooking, cleaning vagina and womb.

You will find many misogynists / Nazis in the woman section on UD where they admit to wanting to eradicate women. Literally: "Cunts that deserve to be slammed and beaten. Should be eradicated."

Their enemy is feminism as it tries to protect the Jews/women from the Nazis/misogynists.
That is an actual excerpt from the woman section:

Misogynist: "A woman's only purpose is to serve men. She should do the cooking, cleaning and sucking. She is the useless stuff around a vagina."
by The Happy Humanist February 16, 2010
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ATM

"One of the newer marketing ploys in pornography is called "ATM" ("ass to mouth"), where the male performer anally penetrates a woman and then sticks his penis into her mouth, often joking about her having to eat shit. In this pornography the code of debasement is most stark. There is no apparent increase in male sexual pleasure by moving directly from the anus to the mouth outside of the humiliation that the woman must endure."

(Robert Wosnitzer et al, 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis", p. 23)
Men who enjoy the suffering and humiliation of women (="ATM"), are diagnosed with paraphilia ("sexual deviancy" in scientific terms) according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders by the American Psychiatric Association and the International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems by the World Health Organization.
by The Happy Humanist July 26, 2010
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woman

After reading what men have posted about women on this site I want to say something to women.

Ladies, you know and I know that those demented tools who post hateful things about you are worthless pieces of shit. Ignore them. They have just finished watching rape porn and jerking off and decided to be clever.

Please don't become hard and never sink to their level. You must know that there are normal men out there who will always stick up for you.

As a man, I want to apologize for them and say that sometimes I am ashamed to be a man.
You fuckwits, ruin it for us normal men! Stop posting shit about women, woman, girl, girls!
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
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