71

69 with two fingers shoved up your ass.

I did 71 with the lil lady last night and boy did that bitch squeal.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

piece of pork

The penis, especially mine.

If a dog is man's best friend, my piece of pork is woman's best friend.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

cockfight

A masturbating contest.

She married me because I won the cockfight.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

politician

A dirty thieving cocksucker.

That Reggie is a fucking politician.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

Pussy Patrol

A group of men (and sometimes women) who go around looking for fresh vaginas in which to stick various objects.

Fathers, lock up your daughters; the Pussy Patrol is on the move!

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

percy

Another term for my penis.

Say hello to percy... kiss him... kiss... him!!!

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

penis noggin

A more polite way to call someone a dickhead.

Good sir, I am sorry to say you are in fact a penis noggin.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002