Definitions by The Great Rando

cockfight 

A masturbating contest.

She married me because I won the cockfight.

cockfight by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

71 

69 with two fingers shoved up your ass.

I did 71 with the lil lady last night and boy did that bitch squeal.

71 by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

on the rag 

A term used to describe a woman's period.

Damn, bitch! Are you always on the rag?!?

on the rag by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

bitchcraft 

The art of being a bitch.

Hillary Clinton is well-versed in the ways of bitchcraft.

bitchcraft by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

piece of pork 

The penis, especially mine.

If a dog is man's best friend, my piece of pork is woman's best friend.

piece of pork by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

percy 

Another term for my penis.

Say hello to percy... kiss him... kiss... him!!!

percy by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

politician 

A dirty thieving cocksucker.

That Reggie is a fucking politician.

politician by The Great Rando July 14, 2002