Definitions by The Great Rando

71 

69 with two fingers shoved up your ass.

I did 71 with the lil lady last night and boy did that bitch squeal.

71 by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

cockfight 

A masturbating contest.

She married me because I won the cockfight.

cockfight by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

on the rag 

A term used to describe a woman's period.

Damn, bitch! Are you always on the rag?!?

on the rag by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

Pussy Patrol 

A group of men (and sometimes women) who go around looking for fresh vaginas in which to stick various objects.

Fathers, lock up your daughters; the Pussy Patrol is on the move!

Pussy Patrol by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

bitchcraft 

The art of being a bitch.

Hillary Clinton is well-versed in the ways of bitchcraft.

bitchcraft by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

penis noggin

A more polite way to call someone a dickhead.

Good sir, I am sorry to say you are in fact a penis noggin.

penis noggin by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

piece of pork 

The penis, especially mine.

If a dog is man's best friend, my piece of pork is woman's best friend.

piece of pork by The Great Rando July 14, 2002