The Grammar Nazi's definitions

lameouze

adj. Incredibly, stupefyingly lame. So lame as to defy description.

She's got a "broken heart" after only three weeks? That's lameouze!

by The Grammar Nazi October 31, 2002

DD

n. Designated Driver. One who abstains from "partying" so everyone can get home safely.

We're going out tonight, and I'm the DD, as per usual.

by The Grammar Nazi January 5, 2002

hojillions

n. A great many; millions.

I am learning hojillions of new words from this book.

by The Grammar Nazi July 17, 2002

deck change

Wrapping a towel around oneself to change (typically into or out of a bathing suit) in a public setting.

The "deck" is the walking surface around a swimming pool.

Kyle was in the middle of a hurried deck change when he was pantsed. Hilarity ensued.

by The Grammar Nazi February 5, 2004

LTR

On craigslist, an acronym for Long-Term Relationship.

Enough of this single crap, I'm ready for an LTR.

by The Grammar Nazi January 5, 2002

get off

1. To orgasm.
2. To enjoy tremendously. (Typically ~ on.)

1. Excuse me, but I have to go get off.
2. louis really gets off on adding definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001

not having it

When someone is unwilling to accept the current or proposed state of affairs. Can also be used when someone doesn't believe you're telling them the truth.

Bush thought he'd slip Harriet Miers by on a nod and a wink, but the Busheviks weren't having it.

I told my mom I wasn't the one who put a dent in the car, but she was NOT having it and pressed me to give her the whole story.

by The Grammar Nazi November 5, 2005