The Grammar Nazi's definitions

backend

1. The part of a software product that the user does not interact with.
2. See booty.

1. We've isolated that problem in the backend.
2. That backend is a fantastic site.

by The Grammar Nazi October 21, 2001

Seinfeldian

adj. Obvious or absurd, such that it is reminiscent of NBC's "Seinfeld."

Arguing about the relative size of marshmellows is undeniably Seinfeldian.

by The Grammar Nazi July 11, 2002

present haunches

v. A command to raise one's rear in preparation for entry.

I love you so much, baby. Present haunches! GOOD girl!

by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

veto

To summarily dismiss a suggestion of something to do/eat/listen to/etc. Ususally used when the suggestion is distateful to the vetoer.

Yeah, I'm going to have to veto the Britney Spears.

by The Grammar Nazi November 16, 2001

Vanish!

"Begone!"
"Leave my sight immediately!"

"Hello, I'm from the Church of..."
"Vanish!"

by The Grammar Nazi October 17, 2001

poontease

n. The female equivalent of a cocktease; someone who comes on to a girl, but then doesn't follow through.

"It's been a month and you two *still* haven't had sex? She's a total poontease!"

by The Grammar Nazi September 28, 2002

front meat

n. Breasts.

She's got some new front meat.

by The Grammar Nazi June 16, 2002