me-time

A euphemism for masturbation

Today was busy. And by busy, I mean I didn't get any me-time. And by me-time I mean that I have not yet gotten to slap the salami.

by The Grammar Nazi June 21, 2001

fag hag

n. A woman who enjoys hanging out with gay men.

Why don't more fag hags hang out with my roommate?

by The Grammar Nazi October 06, 2002

delouse

v. To remove unwanted items from a culinary creation.

Crap! I forgot to ask for no tomatoes. Guess I'll just have to delouse my burger.

by The Grammar Nazi January 04, 2002

RSN

Acronym for "Real Soon Now". Often used as a sarcastic remark to describe something that's late.

Microsoft promises Windows stability RSN.

by The Grammar Nazi January 10, 2002

booty

Sexual companionship.

I'm strapped for booty.

by The Grammar Nazi October 21, 2001

cum

1. n. Semen
2. v. To orgasm

Usage Note: the word is spelled with a 'u' to differentiate it from 'come,' which has a... cleaner definition.

I just got some spam inviting me to "cum here." Is there a double meaning here???

by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001

good call

Used to agree with someone, specifically about something which shows the person's good taste in a surprising way.

Person1: So I just bought "Dulcinea"...
Person2: "Dulcinea"? Good call!

by The Grammar Nazi October 22, 2001