Skip to main content

Definitions by The Grammar Nazi

bling bling 

I'ma go down to Wells Fargo and withdraw some bling bling.
bling bling by The Grammar Nazi November 13, 2001
n. A hooded sweatshirt. Some hoodies have zippers, but most do not.

Not to be confused with oodee.
Val says she subscribes to the Hoodie Theory.
hoodie by The Grammar Nazi November 13, 2001

Hoodie Theory

The hypothesis that men automatically become more attractive when wearing a hoodie.
Look at that guy over there! The Hoodie Theory in action...
Hoodie Theory by The Grammar Nazi November 13, 2001
Abbreviation for "Significant Other". The gender-neutral way to refer to someone's boy/girlfriend.
I'm having a party at my place. Bring your S.O.!
S.O. by The Grammar Nazi November 10, 2001
An erection.
Also see hard-on stiffy
Dancing is tough when you've got a chubby.
chubby by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001
intj. This phrase is used to reserve a seat in a vehicle which is not bitch.

The first person to call not bitch gets the front seat; people after that get distributed around the car. If you chronically forget to call not bitch, you will always sit in the middle seat.

The rules for calling not bitch are the same as those for shotgun.
Person 1: "Hey, there's Aaron's car."
Person 2: "Not Bitch!"
not bitch by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001