The Grammar Nazi's definitions

productive procrastination

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002

bf

Shorthand for boyfriend.

He tells me he doesn't have a bf right now.

by The Grammar Nazi February 20, 2002

oncle

French for 'uncle'

My bum-bum is sore

by The Grammar Nazi September 4, 2003

fag hag

n. A woman who enjoys hanging out with gay men.

Why don't more fag hags hang out with my roommate?

by The Grammar Nazi October 6, 2002

me-time

A euphemism for masturbation

Today was busy. And by busy, I mean I didn't get any me-time. And by me-time I mean that I have not yet gotten to slap the salami.

by The Grammar Nazi June 21, 2001

schlep

To carry, bring or otherwise transmit something which is difficult to move.

I'm not going to schlep that stack of papers all the way over here!

by The Grammar Nazi October 11, 2001

nippley

adj. Chilly; cold enough to make the nipples stand at attention.

Person 1: Hello, Ms. Anderson-Lee. It's a bit nippley out today, isn't it?
Pam: Huh? It's 80 degrees...

by The Grammar Nazi November 15, 2001