bf

Shorthand for boyfriend.

He tells me he doesn't have a bf right now.

by The Grammar Nazi February 20, 2002

productive procrastination

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002

fundie

A fundamentalist; a Christian whose ideas are completely in-line with church dogma. Fundies, for the most part, do not think for themselves, and are often frighteningly evangelical.

Synonymous with Jimmy.

This school is CRAWLING with fundies!

by The Grammar Nazi October 28, 2001

oncle

French for 'uncle'

My bum-bum is sore

by The Grammar Nazi September 04, 2003

pussy

1. Another word for female genetalia
2. A feline companion.

1. "Pussy feels like warm apple pie."
2. "My pussy got stuck in a tree."

by The Grammar Nazi October 21, 2001

nippley

adj. Chilly; cold enough to make the nipples stand at attention.

Person 1: Hello, Ms. Anderson-Lee. It's a bit nippley out today, isn't it?
Pam: Huh? It's 80 degrees...

by The Grammar Nazi November 15, 2001

schlep

To carry, bring or otherwise transmit something which is difficult to move.

I'm not going to schlep that stack of papers all the way over here!

by The Grammar Nazi October 11, 2001