The Grammar Nazi's definitions

deck change

Wrapping a towel around oneself to change (typically into or out of a bathing suit) in a public setting.

The "deck" is the walking surface around a swimming pool.

Kyle was in the middle of a hurried deck change when he was pantsed. Hilarity ensued.

by The Grammar Nazi February 5, 2004

hojillions

n. A great many; millions.

I am learning hojillions of new words from this book.

by The Grammar Nazi July 17, 2002

front meat

n. Breasts.

She's got some new front meat.

by The Grammar Nazi June 16, 2002

poontease

n. The female equivalent of a cocktease; someone who comes on to a girl, but then doesn't follow through.

"It's been a month and you two *still* haven't had sex? She's a total poontease!"

by The Grammar Nazi September 28, 2002

j/k

abbr. Just kidding.

I'm gay. J/k!

by The Grammar Nazi October 21, 2001

automagically

adv. Something that happens automatically, but that also has some mysterious, "magical" element to it. "Smart" appliances, features, etc. that do intelligent things with less help than you might expect.

I installed Windows, and it screwed up my system automagically!

by The Grammar Nazi January 13, 2002

the bird

The middle finger when used as a salute.

I cut off a cop today, and he gave me the bird.

by The Grammar Nazi November 26, 2001