The Gosh Dang Bruin's definitions

Dragon's Den

When you sneak up under water between your friend's legs and blow bubbles up into their nuts.

Will genuinely approves of getting a healthy dose of the Dragon's Den.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021

Smuxtinin

When you are very fucked up but trying to pass it off as just being a little fucked up.

"Are You drunk?"
I am a Smuxtinin drunk.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021

A Hey Guy

When someone is of upstanding character and deserves more than "they are nice."

Pete is such a hey guy.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020

Ass Grapes

When a male tucks his genetalia behind his legs to make himself look barren from the front, but when you view him from the back it appears his ass has a bunch of grapes hanging from it because the penis and balls have been suffocated between the legs.

Joe gives himself ass grapes just like Buffalo Bill did in "Silence of the Lambs."

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 23, 2019

Jerome Becton

Mekhi Becton’s father.

Goddamn! Jerome Becton is elite.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 20, 2021

Lion’s Cocking

When your beer is at the halfway point in the glass or can, and you can’t seem to drink any more. Originates from the Modelo can which pictures a lion, a lion whose cock is about at the halfway mark of the drink.

Andy has been Lion’s Cocking for like an hour now.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin July 17, 2019

UPA

Upper Pubic Area. People say FUPA, it's high time we start saying UPA for those with normal amounts of upper pubic cellulose.

Woah, check out that girl's UPA!

by The Gosh Dang Bruin May 2, 2021