The Goddamn King's definitions

Planet Earth

The poor little planet that has to suffer from the actions that us humans do every day

Poor planet Earth, has to suffer from the disease

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017

Trump

The future dictator of the Divided States of Trump

I can't wait for Trump to become dictator!

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017

School Lunch

School lunch is really just a fat old lady's shit from 10 years ago

That school lunch looks like a piece of poop between 2 pieces of moldy bread!

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017

Your Mom

The biggest/fattest person/thing/creature/planet in existence

Wow your mom is a fat whore!

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017

D.S.T.

D.S.T. stands for the Divided States of Trump

I'm so glad that I live in the D.S.T.

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017

Obesity

Something that all school janitors have from eating all of the left overs from the students lunch

That ugly ass janitor probably has obesity!

by The Goddamn King March 10, 2017

Bill Nye The Science Guy

The holy father of science, he is the only person that would make a great supreme leader!

Bill Nye The Science Guy is the best supreme leader ever!

by The Goddamn King March 10, 2017