One who spends life in friends shadow one who plays basketball with the speds (see Sped) at lunch one who tells people he fingered his young cousin one who listens to a mix of country music and european metal one who drives a big pickup truck full of guns and dead deer one who sports the mullet one who wheres tight black jeans "Boots" and sleeveless Metallica shirts
by The General January 31, 2003
This is a term used to describe or even nickname someone with much authority, in fluence, or power. It is commonly used to describe atheltes, business figures, politicians, or even just someone experiencing any kind of success. The word may be applied to anyone, from someone of celebrity status to a complete stranger; the word is most often applied to celebrities and close friends though.
The volleyball team likes to use the nickname 'Daddy' for the people who get the most sets and the most kills, one player each from JV and Varsity.
When Kuchinic gets elected this fall, just call him Daddy.
Daddy just aced that quiz in Kimel's class!
When Kuchinic gets elected this fall, just call him Daddy.
Daddy just aced that quiz in Kimel's class!
by The General June 06, 2004
Its where you fucking lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground. It may seem impossible at first, that your cock can't support your whole weight, but over time it can. you can only really do one, but one is all you need. This helps you get ready for when you become attractive to the ladies.
KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need
-Tenacious D's skit "Cock Pushups"
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need
-Tenacious D's skit "Cock Pushups"
by The General June 03, 2004
"Yo I got so crunkered last night."
by the general April 13, 2005
OH fuck, it's Despaire!!!!
by The General February 03, 2005
One who is a remedial student one who acts as if life is the 4th grade one who is not intelligent yet does not attend Special Education classes and does not use illegal drugs, but hangs out with Kyle Hudson
by The General January 31, 2003
A really pimpin' way to keep your car cool when your AC is busted or you don't have one - 4 windows down going 40 mph.
by The General July 07, 2004