Root Farming

An act involving somebody finding and pulling ingrown pubes out of another person and eating said ingrown pubes.

Jacob tied me up and was root farming me yesterday.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Backyard Coal Mining

An act when a person digs into another person's rectum and picks out clumps of fecal matter.

Trent went backyard coal mining with Jimmy an hour ago, I haven't seen them since.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Justin From Swegtalk

First off first off hold up hold up hold up motherfucker hold up hold yo ass real quick, first off, 2 years in the fuckin' marines, second off you ever mention my first born daughter again, I will personally fly over there and rip your fucking heart out and shove it up your ass ok?

Lol remember how Justin from Swegtalk got butthurt over a joke and made a death threat?

by The Gay Mankini September 02, 2019

Muddy Gutter

An act that requires a person to have diarrhea on another person's face.

I heard the other day that Brad performed a Muddy Gutter on Cody.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

triangle of unity

a sex position where three men (or any other gender with penises or sexual appendiges) make a triangle by putting their penises in the person in front of them's ass.

Person 1: Hey bros do you wanna do the triangle of unity tonight?
Person 2: Mmm yes
Person 3: Hell yeah

by The Gay Mankini October 27, 2020

Crusty Biscuits

When an elderly man lets somebody suck on his balls.

My grandpa gave Jenna crusty biscuits.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Tortilla Muncher

A person who is known to chew on elderly women's breasts.

Person 1: I saw Victor chewing on some elderly woman's saggy tits.
Person 2: What a tortilla muncher.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018