Definitions by The Fourth Man in the Tub
Souped Up Short Bus
1. A short bus that has been souped up, with engine modifications, chrome, spoiler, sidepipes, etc. In extreme cases, a short bus can be outfitted with the sort of suspension and oversize wheels seen on a monster truck, then entered in competitions. A very unusual sight.
1. Check out that souped up short bus. It's been modified to go fast and look cool. You don't see one of those everyday
Souped Up Short Bus by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 21, 2011
Souped Up Short Bus
2. I saw Muamar Gadhafi at a NASCAR competition, wearing a Charlie Daniels Band T-shirt and a pair of cutoffs. I was so shocked, it was like seeing a souped up short bus.
Souped Up Short Bus by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 21, 2011
hotdog geography test
Observing which toppings another person puts on a hotdog, in order to discover that person's geographic origins. Can also be used to determine that person's level of taste, culture, and culinary refinement.
Results of such a test can be skewed if the person being observed puts enough toppings on their hotdog that a hotdog cornucopia results.
Results of such a test can be skewed if the person being observed puts enough toppings on their hotdog that a hotdog cornucopia results.
I can tell Dan doesn't hail from Chicago. I did a hotdog geography test while we were out, and I noticed he ordered his with ketchup on it.
hotdog geography test by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 14, 2011
hotdog cornucopia
An assortment of toppings on a hotdog, which, taken together, are not associated with a particular city or region of the United States. Can be consciously used to foil a hotdog geography test, or may simply be the toppings a particular person prefers.
I couldn't tell where she was from, since she put ketchup, sauerkraut, and peppers on her hotdog. That's what I call a hotdog cornucopia!
hotdog cornucopia by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 14, 2011
I hate to say it, but
I LOVE to say it. A statement that is always followed by a smug, judgemental, self-satisfied remark about someone else. Similar in many ways to I'm not being racist, but, the statement is used in a vain attempt to get people to think that it pains the person to say what he is about to say, when in fact it is plainly obvious that saying what he is about to say gives him a great deal of satisfaction.
I hate to say it, but by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 13, 2011
Cunt Farm Subsidies
Money given or lent to a friend so that he can can gain admission to a club with a mostly female clientele.
I had no money, and I heard there were lots of hot chicks at the club, so I asked my friend to give me some cunt farm subsidies.
Cunt Farm or "C" Farm Cunt Farm Aid
Cunt Farm or "C" Farm Cunt Farm Aid
Cunt Farm Subsidies by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 8, 2011
Cunt Farm or "C" Farm
A group of female USDA employees on a girls night out after work. Considered obnoxious to bar staff due to their being very bad tippers and demanding customers. Usually spend the evening talking about meat inspection, which talk is frequently misinterpreted by men at the bar, whose advances are rejected only after they've bought drinks for the women. They also arouse resentment from other patrons, due to their constant bragging about all the federal holidays they get off, and because they smell like hay.
Those women who just left, the ones who left no tip and requested all that John Cougar Mellencamp at the jukebox, are known around here as the Cunt Farm or "C" Farm.
Cunt Farm Aid Willie Nelson
Cunt Farm Aid Willie Nelson
Cunt Farm or "C" Farm by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 8, 2011