The Fourth Man in the Tub's definitions

Cunt Farm Subsidies

Money given or lent to a friend so that he can can gain admission to a club with a mostly female clientele.

I had no money, and I heard there were lots of hot chicks at the club, so I asked my friend to give me some cunt farm subsidies.

Cunt Farm or "C" Farm Cunt Farm Aid

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 8, 2011

rimjob honor

An unspoken agreement that the person receiving a rimjob will be clean enough in the backdoor area to ensure that the person giving it will not have to contend with any disgusting tastes.

I gave your mom a rimjob. Luckily, she had rimjob honor; she knew she was clean enough for it be a satisfying experience for both of us.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub September 21, 2011

hotdog geography test

Observing which toppings another person puts on a hotdog, in order to discover that person's geographic origins. Can also be used to determine that person's level of taste, culture, and culinary refinement.
Results of such a test can be skewed if the person being observed puts enough toppings on their hotdog that a hotdog cornucopia results.

I can tell Dan doesn't hail from Chicago. I did a hotdog geography test while we were out, and I noticed he ordered his with ketchup on it.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 14, 2011

Cunt Farm or "C" Farm

A group of female USDA employees on a girls night out after work. Considered obnoxious to bar staff due to their being very bad tippers and demanding customers. Usually spend the evening talking about meat inspection, which talk is frequently misinterpreted by men at the bar, whose advances are rejected only after they've bought drinks for the women. They also arouse resentment from other patrons, due to their constant bragging about all the federal holidays they get off, and because they smell like hay.

Those women who just left, the ones who left no tip and requested all that John Cougar Mellencamp at the jukebox, are known around here as the Cunt Farm or "C" Farm.

Cunt Farm Aid Willie Nelson

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 8, 2011

itch disappointment

1. When you have an itch you can't scratch, and it's killing you. So you wait and wait, looking forward to finally being able to scratch it. But then it goes away on its on, and you feel cheated.

Jack's crotch itched like crazy, but he was in church, so he couldn't scratch it. He waited until they started passing out the wine, then snuck out to the bathroom, but by the time he got there, the itch was gone. That's what's known as itch disappointment.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub August 13, 2011

I hate to say it, but

I LOVE to say it. A statement that is always followed by a smug, judgemental, self-satisfied remark about someone else. Similar in many ways to I'm not being racist, but, the statement is used in a vain attempt to get people to think that it pains the person to say what he is about to say, when in fact it is plainly obvious that saying what he is about to say gives him a great deal of satisfaction.

I hate to say it, but I knew they'd end up divorced. She's such a floozie.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 13, 2011

root band

One notch below a hair band. Any '80s/ early '90s glam or pop metal band whose music is so appallingly awful that it doesn't evem deserve to be called a hair band.

Poison is a decent hair band. Nothing special, but they have some listenable tunes. Winger, on the other hand, doesn't even rise to that level. They're what I'd call a root band.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub August 20, 2011