Wreck The Hoose Juice

d, a Scottish phrase used to describe Buckfast Tonic Wine.

n, a slang term for Buckfast assertained due to the violence that often accompanies drinking the famous tonic wine
Stevie: "Jim pass me the wreck the hoose juice over"

Jim: "here u go but this time don't rip the door off its hinges
by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019
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Cocksplat

n; noun used to describe a bus driver who can't drive
the bus driver was a cocksplat he couldn't drive a nail home with a hammer never mind drive a bus

Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat
by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 20, 2020
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Flirtationship

aj, not quite a relationship but more than flirting.
v, when you don't want a relationship but you need more than flirting.
Flirty Touch
Jo and her lover had a flirtationship because they are friends & more.
Jo and her lover would flirt & take it to second base with no ties or strings. Flirtationship

benefits
by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 31, 2018
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Consensual Consensus

ph; Phrase to describe mutal consent to partake in a gang bang.

They all granted a Consensual Consensus before the gang bang started.
Sarah agreed to take part in a Consensual Consensus before the gang bang started.

The 6 men involved also gave Consensual Consensus.
by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 08, 2020
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Interrogation Station

v, Interrogation Station is a verb for the police station. A place you are taken for questioning for being a naughty cunt & getting caught. If your in the Interrogation Station you've been huckled matey.
Dale was caught dealing all sorts of drugs & the police had him in for a little chat. They took him to the Interrogation Station.

Dale "I don't know anything about the stash you found!"

Officer "Dale pal just tell us who the gear belonged to?"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 03, 2022
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Bedwood

n, Bedwood is a noun used to describe the hard on a man randomly gets when he is lying in bed at 4am trying to get to sleep. Unable to sleep due to having bedwood, a man must seek a solution...
Craig lay in bed at 4am with bedwood;

Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!

Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!
by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 14, 2020
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Head Shot

A phrase used by a man who is about to shoot his load all over his woman's face in the heat of passion. A head shot can either be left on her face as a gift of sexual gratification or deposited in her mouth like unborn baby food.
Damion & Jo were at it like rabbits in the spring.

Damion: "Oh baby im going to give you a head shot"

Jo: "aim shoot & score baby!"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother June 03, 2021
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