The Fairy Sesh Mother's definitions

Cunt Fluff

d, The fluff that accumlates after having no sex for 3+ weeks.

v, a woman who has a dry spell can develop cunt fluff

Jack pulled in the bar but when they got into Lisa's bed, Jack saw she had cunt fluff.

Jack: "Lisa you have cunt fluff!"
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Lisa: "I can't help it, I've not had sex for over a month"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019

Wreck The Hoose Juice

d, a Scottish phrase used to describe Buckfast Tonic Wine.

n, a slang term for Buckfast assertained due to the violence that often accompanies drinking the famous tonic wine

Stevie: "Jim pass me the wreck the hoose juice over"

Jim: "here u go but this time don't rip the door off its hinges

by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019

Jadore Lior

n, a noun for the aftershave that can only be found in the country of Israel. Jadore Lior is a scent by the famous Jewish journalist Lior Stein.

Shaun bought Lior a gift.

Shaun "Lior i have a gift for you its a 100ml bottle of Jadore Lior

Lior "Omg Shaun your too kind! Thanks so much!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother May 22, 2021

Crispy Cock Sneeze

A crispy cock sneed is used to describe the crunchy sock used to wank in. The cum sock dries up & turns into a crispy cock sneeze

Graham was having a wank & threw the sock away, a few days later he went to wash the sock & said "fuck its a crispy cock sneeze sock

by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 14, 2023

Fuck Knuckle

n, a noun to describe the type of person who upon seeing you immediately want to fuck right in the face with your knuckle,

v, a Fuck Knuckle is a person who would benefit from having their face rearranged on a permanent basis using only a fist

Sean: "Jo do you see that Fuck Knuckle across the street?"

Jo: "Yeah go put his face in a new shape, He's a Fuck Knuckle!"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 26, 2019

Twatburger

n, The type of idiot who likes to report other peoples posts on social media for attention of site admin cause they don't agree.

A twatburger reported the posts in the Metal Heads Forever group & site admin removed the post for breeching the site standards.

Sparky got a notification to say another post has been reported. Sparky saw the twatburger was depressed for attention.

Sparky: "Jojo look another twat burger in the group - i blocked his ass!"

Jojo: this group is getting bad for attention seeking snowflakes!"

Sparky: "yeah twatburgers are everywhere!"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 26, 2020

Pyjama Penis

n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.

A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.

Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis

Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"

Ruper: "ok babe"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 1, 2022