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Struggle Snuggle

ph, A phrase used as an endearing term for a sexual fetish for r*pe play.

A sexual fetish for those who like to use a less aggressive sounding name than "r*pe play," a slightly less intimidating term used to cause less fear around a sexual fetish which is completely consensual between parties involved.
Lee sent Jojo a text asking if she was going to visit that night.

Lee: "Jojo do you fancy coming over for a struggle snuggle tonight?"

Jojo: "hell yeah! Come pick me up!"

Lee: "Be there at 7.30pm!"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 26, 2020
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Corona Cock

n, Noun used to describe the shrivelled up, unused cock most men have due to social isolation during the Covid-19 pandemic.
Steve: I have Corona Cock, I can't get sex for 12 weeks!

John: I have Corona Cock too mate, I'm ripping the head off it!

Steve: You & me both!
by The Fairy Sesh Mother March 29, 2020
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Cokamine

v, verb usee to describe the combination of 2 drugs cocaine & ketamine the feeling can only be described as trippy as fuck!
Cheryl "Jo get the cokamine out"

Jo "Sure thing soul sista"

Jordan "Im gonna wipe my arse with a paki"

😂😂😂
by The Fairy Sesh Mother May 16, 2022
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Secret Sex Sesh

v, a verb to describe the act of fucking someone who is clearly asleep in perhaps a drunken stupor. If a guy sticks his 9 inches of midnight man meat in a woman's steak beak while she sleeps he's had a secret sex sesh
Dan slipped his dick in joline while she slept.

He has a secret sex sesh, she thought she had a wet dream....
by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 18, 2021
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Buyception

The act of a woman who buys sperm from a male doner in a private sale for purposes of self conception This act is called buyceptipn
Stephanie wanted a baby but didn't want to go through the sperm donor clinic & she thought buyception was a better idea
by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 16, 2022
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Bed Crumbs

v, a noun usee to describe the mess left on the bedsheets after eating things like crisps or toast in bed.
Damion: "Jo we need to re make the bed, its covered in bed crumbs."

Jo: "I'll do the duvet, you get the sheet with the bed crumbs."
by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 28, 2021
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The Fairy Sesh Mother

n, A noun used to describe the one & only Fairy Sesh Mother of Lochside. She's the one who scores the BEST drugs & shares them with friends all in the name of a good time. Always full of knowledge about her craft The Fairy Sesh Mother is one of a kind!
Damion "Shaun do you want to visit The Fairy Sesh Mother?

Shaun "Aye lets go, I've got a joint for sharing!"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother September 9, 2021
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