Definitions by The Dude

ass pirate 

Ass pirates are known for plundering ass. They are the guys that you hate. They are usually chauchies and harbour a sick obsession with booty, fashion, Diesel Clothing, dance music, their hair, and showing man cleavage, and expensive beer. They are the scourge of rad people everywhere. Be warned for ass pirates are crafty and can pretend to be normal people. Look out for feigned interest in obvious popular culture. For example: Hiding their love of Enrique by pretending to like The Doors. Some famous ass pirates are Brown-Beard, Dirty Sanchez, and Shawn.
Note: Does not apply simply to gay dudes. Any guy you don't like can be an ass pirate.

Hey there's that Shawn guy! What an ass pirate!
Hey I hear that ass pirate Shawn sacked the Brown Pearl last night!
Dude: Hey what are you watching?
Ass Pirate: Fashion television.
Dude: You're an Ass Pirate!
Ass Pirate: (Brushes long, flowing hair out of fake 'n baked face)
Dude: Do up some more buttons on your shirt J-Lo!

ass pirate by The Dude February 3, 2005

Cleveland Snowplow 

after railing the female (or male if thats your thing) from behind for an unspecified amount of time and shooting your wad all over their back, punch them in the back of the head. hard. used to prevent unwanted after-sex cuddle time. similar to the the Dirty Pedro

Jeez, I took your advice and used the Cleveland Snowplow on Jane last night and I went right to sleep when I put my head down.

Cleveland Snowplow by the dude February 3, 2005

sonyo 

1. noun, Any white, asian, or hispanic suburban youth who believes in fact that they are a black gangster, they wear basketball jerseys with a black man's name on the back, wear baggy clothing, roll on 20's which are really 12's from Wall-Mart, and they ask you to smoke their weed with their bitches, also they go up to you and say "yo son yo yo son son yo".

This kid came up to me from Greenwich and was like "yo son, son yo, yo son"

sonyo by the dude February 1, 2005

sqwaker 

a person who is usually tall, gangly, and play sports (ie:soccer). they are usually in middle school- high school.

stupid jock squaker. so goddamn usless and unhelpful. asshole

sqwaker by the dude January 26, 2005

maximum funness 

n. 1. The state of receiving the utmost enjoyment from foreign influences by successfully equalizing all levels of intoxicants in one's system. 2. The title of an awesome album by the band Facemaker, check them out at www.facemaker.org

Last weekend we strove for maximum funness and finally peaked after the two forties we picked up on the way home from the show.

maximum funness by The Dude January 20, 2005

USC 

University of Southern California. By no means on the level of Stanford or Cal Tech in California, but well-known and respected in Southern California. Many of its students seemingly have trouble making the distinction between academic and athletic prestige.

I went to USC, but found out that on the East Coast, they think I'm from South Carolina.

USC by The Dude January 11, 2005

slapshot 

a move in which semen is whipped across a womens face. a man does the girl doggy style, spits on her back so she thinks he blew his load then taps her on the shoulder, when she turns around, the semen that he has ejaculated into his hand is slapeed across her face.

Daren nailed tina with a slapshot!!! she was pissed!

slapshot by The dude January 6, 2005