The Double E 's definitions

A yacht with a cock sucking robot

Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.

After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.

by The Double E September 10, 2023

Von Dumpski

A polite way of saying you have to take a shit

Hey I'll be right there! I gotta take a me a von dumpski real quick!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Shoooot Cuh

When Someone is saying or doing something so outrages that it makes you wanna say say "Holy Shit bro" but can't

Shoooot cuh!?? Why you go poop in that planter over there right next to the restroom??!!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Ahbeegah

Short for "all be good" A way to beg for mercy. Usually said when loosing a tickle or pillow fight or when your weird uncle is trying to pin you down and fart on your face. Usually said three times fast.

"Ok!!!! Sorry!! PLEASE don't fart on my face! AHBEEGAH AHBEEGAH AHBEEGAH!!!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

betch

adj.
Doing something that is gay, unnecessary, and/or rude for no reason. An action that is simply seen as "uncool".
*Coined by the Russian Jews*

"That was so betch for Alex to tell Andy's parents about his drunken rages."
"Dude, that was so betch"

by The Double E January 4, 2007

yabbadabbadoit

1.When Your car breaks down in traffic and You ain't got road side so you have to push it out the way. Extra points if you are overweight and have your whole family in the car.

It's ok honey, I got this, Im gonna get out and yabbadabbadoit!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Andydo

A reference to the parenting style of Andy Griffith on the "Andy Griffith Show" Solving problems with love, compassion and leadership. Using unfortunate circumstances as a platform to learn and teach valuable life lessons, instill virtues and improve overall moral character.

It's ok honey , we ain't gotta spank the child, I'm gonna handle this like Andydo!

by The Double E August 26, 2023