The Double E 's definitions

dicktastesion

The act of trying to remember something while performing oral sex on a male.

Girl you know that i can’t write that down right now but I’m taking “ dicktastesion” mmmmkkkkk??

by The Double E August 18, 2023

Captain Closealot

The official title of a top producing Salesperson.

We'd like to Captain Closealot for making us the #1 Ad agency in the world!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Wuzitcall

Short for "what's it called?"

ok girl, You caught me on the creep tip! But "wuzitcall when I go through YOUR cell phone?? Alright then.

by The Double E August 26, 2023

A yacht with a cock sucking robot

Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.

After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.

by The Double E September 10, 2023

The Double E

Anyone man with the initials EE that is abnormally good looking with the body of a gladiator who is successful in love & life. He loves small animals, God and his mother. Men wanna be him and ladies wanna be with him. Kinda like a shorter haired Fabio or Arnold Shwarzanegger circa 1980. Women have been known to put pictures of him on thier phone while being intimate with their husbands.

Your honor , our marriage was going great until the day "the Double E " showed up. Now how can I compete with that?

by The Double E August 26, 2023

ICFUA

I Can't Find You Anywhere

I looked everywhere and ICFUA

by The Double E June 15, 2021

Sir Smashalot

Someone who is a legend for engaging in casual sex with many different women.

Haters: "Yeah I'll go to the club tonight, but I hope Sir Smashalot aint gonna show up!
Lovers: Yeah I'll go to the club tonight, but only if Sir Smashalot gonna be there! OK????

by The Double E August 26, 2023