dicktastesion

The act of trying to remember something while performing oral sex on a male.

Girl you know that i can’t write that down right now but I’m taking “ dicktastesion” mmmmkkkkk??

by The Double E August 18, 2023

Captain Closealot

The official title of a top producing Salesperson.

We'd like to Captain Closealot for making us the #1 Ad agency in the world!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Wuzitcall

Short for "what's it called?"

ok girl, You caught me on the creep tip! But "wuzitcall when I go through YOUR cell phone?? Alright then.

by The Double E August 26, 2023

betch

adj.
Doing something that is gay, unnecessary, and/or rude for no reason. An action that is simply seen as "uncool".
*Coined by the Russian Jews*

"That was so betch for Alex to tell Andy's parents about his drunken rages."
"Dude, that was so betch"

by The Double E January 04, 2007

Andydo

A reference to the parenting style of Andy Griffith on the "Andy Griffith Show" Solving problems with love, compassion and leadership. Using unfortunate circumstances as a platform to learn and teach valuable life lessons, instill virtues and improve overall moral character.

It's ok honey , we ain't gotta spank the child, I'm gonna handle this like Andydo!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Shoooot Cuh

When Someone is saying or doing something so outrages that it makes you wanna say say "Holy Shit bro" but can't

Shoooot cuh!?? Why you go poop in that planter over there right next to the restroom??!!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Ahbeegah

Short for "all be good" A way to beg for mercy. Usually said when loosing a tickle or pillow fight or when your weird uncle is trying to pin you down and fart on your face. Usually said three times fast.

"Ok!!!! Sorry!! PLEASE don't fart on my face! AHBEEGAH AHBEEGAH AHBEEGAH!!!

by The Double E August 26, 2023