The Double E 's definitions

Shoooot Cuh

When Someone is saying or doing something so outrages that it makes you wanna say say "Holy Shit bro" but can't

Shoooot cuh!?? Why you go poop in that planter over there right next to the restroom??!!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Wuzitcall

Short for "what's it called?"

ok girl, You caught me on the creep tip! But "wuzitcall when I go through YOUR cell phone?? Alright then.

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Captain Closealot

The official title of a top producing Salesperson.

We'd like to Captain Closealot for making us the #1 Ad agency in the world!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

dicktastesion

The act of trying to remember something while performing oral sex on a male.

Girl you know that i can’t write that down right now but I’m taking “ dicktastesion” mmmmkkkkk??

by The Double E August 18, 2023

Von Dumpski

A polite way of saying you have to take a shit

Hey I'll be right there! I gotta take a me a von dumpski real quick!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

betch

adj.
Doing something that is gay, unnecessary, and/or rude for no reason. An action that is simply seen as "uncool".
*Coined by the Russian Jews*

"That was so betch for Alex to tell Andy's parents about his drunken rages."
"Dude, that was so betch"

by The Double E January 4, 2007

The Double E

Anyone man with the initials EE that is abnormally good looking with the body of a gladiator who is successful in love & life. He loves small animals, God and his mother. Men wanna be him and ladies wanna be with him. Kinda like a shorter haired Fabio or Arnold Shwarzanegger circa 1980. Women have been known to put pictures of him on thier phone while being intimate with their husbands.

Your honor , our marriage was going great until the day "the Double E " showed up. Now how can I compete with that?

by The Double E August 26, 2023