The Dave's definitions

Spork

Spooning while incidentally giving the shocker

Spooning is soft, caring, intimate, gay, and non productive so I gave her the spork instead.

by The Dave September 25, 2008

slipry scissors

When a lady takes the load then scissors her girlfriend

After she took it all from her man she got with her girlfriend and made a slipry scissors

by the Dave October 10, 2016

slipry scissors

When two females grind and rub their genitalia together after one or both have received seaman internally

Those two chicks really have a slipry scissors going on after those guys creampied them at this party !

by the Dave October 9, 2016

jibbly bits

referring to a woman's breasts e.g. tits, boobs, jugs, fun bags, and sweater mittens.

Jill, you have huge jibbly bits.

Damn, that bitch has fine jibbly bits.

I find myself staring at your jibbly bits.

by The Dave May 13, 2005

spocker

kind of like the shocker, except 2 fingers in the ass.

Going to town,with 2 in the brown.

by The Dave May 13, 2005

Smlash

The deposit of sweat that forms at the top of the butt crack even when one is not particularly hot.

When placing my thumb on the inside of my pants to straighten out my belt, I encountered a small patch of Smlash.

by The Dave June 9, 2004

Pooter

The badassest, gangsta trippin'est cat ever to have walked the face of this earth. Formerly fed by Dave Ross.

There is only one example, gotta see him live.

by The Dave October 3, 2004