10 definitions by The Dave

insomnia fairy

The little dude you see running around your house out of the corner of your eye after you've gone too long without sleep.

Why's he keep looking around like that?

Insomnia fairies.

by The Dave February 22, 2004

Pooter

The badassest, gangsta trippin'est cat ever to have walked the face of this earth. Formerly fed by Dave Ross.

There is only one example, gotta see him live.

by The Dave October 4, 2004

jibbly bits

referring to a woman's breasts e.g. tits, boobs, jugs, fun bags, and sweater mittens.

Jill, you have huge jibbly bits.

Damn, that bitch has fine jibbly bits.

I find myself staring at your jibbly bits.

by The Dave March 12, 2005

Da Blue Crew

More dumbass gang fucks.

Blue Crew? What the fuck are these morons doing now?

by The Dave March 7, 2004

spocker

kind of like the shocker, except 2 fingers in the ass.

Going to town,with 2 in the brown.

by The Dave March 29, 2005

Spork

Spooning while incidentally giving the shocker

Spooning is soft, caring, intimate, gay, and non productive so I gave her the spork instead.

by The Dave August 2, 2008

slipry scissors

When two females grind and rub their genitalia together after one or both have received seaman internally

Those two chicks really have a slipry scissors going on after those guys creampied them at this party !

by The Dave February 1, 2016