Definitions by The Dave

slipry scissors 

When a lady takes the load then scissors her girlfriend

After she took it all from her man she got with her girlfriend and made a slipry scissors

slipry scissors by the Dave October 10, 2016

slipry scissors 

When two females grind and rub their genitalia together after one or both have received seaman internally

Those two chicks really have a slipry scissors going on after those guys creampied them at this party !

slipry scissors by the Dave October 9, 2016

Spork

Spooning while incidentally giving the shocker

Spooning is soft, caring, intimate, gay, and non productive so I gave her the spork instead.

Spork by The Dave September 25, 2008

jibbly bits 

referring to a woman's breasts e.g. tits, boobs, jugs, fun bags, and sweater mittens.

Jill, you have huge jibbly bits.

Damn, that bitch has fine jibbly bits.

I find myself staring at your jibbly bits.

jibbly bits by The Dave May 13, 2005

spocker 

kind of like the shocker, except 2 fingers in the ass.

Going to town,with 2 in the brown.

spocker by The Dave May 13, 2005

Fruity Pie 

When two people are 69-ing and one farts in the other's face.

"Yea he's a sick one. He gets fruity pies from his girl all the time."

Fruity Pie by The Dave October 22, 2004

Pooter 

The badassest, gangsta trippin'est cat ever to have walked the face of this earth. Formerly fed by Dave Ross.

There is only one example, gotta see him live.

Pooter by The Dave October 3, 2004