A state of mind induced by drinking copious quantites of scotch. Usually can be identified by a happy, mellow feeling at night and a dry mouth the next day.
by The Colonel December 02, 2004
Get the Scotchedmug. by The Colonel July 18, 2003
Get the baby rattlesnakesmug. Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.
Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.
by The Colonel May 11, 2004
Get the kookmeyermug. by The Colonel October 01, 2003
Get the lupidmug. by The Colonel July 18, 2003
Get the rigmug. Unidentifiable substance, usually of a secreted, bodily fluid type nature. Australian version of "shmegma".
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
Get the clagmug. Saline breast implants. Refers to creases in the saline bags which you can actually see on the surface of a woman's breast. Usually seen when a woman is bending over or in any non-vertical position - you'll see lines or creases running along the sides of the breasts (imagine a zip-lock sandwich baggie filled with water). Typically seen as a sign of a low budget breast augmentation procedure, as well as the inferior nature of saline breast implants when compared to silcone.
by The Colonel November 10, 2005
Get the Crinkle Conesmug.