Definitions by The Collectiveish
Baby Rib Meat
W: I want to have a baby with you.
M: I want to eat some baby rib meat.
W: wow...a no would have worked as well.
M: problem solved.
M: I want to eat some baby rib meat.
W: wow...a no would have worked as well.
M: problem solved.
Baby Rib Meat by The collectiveish September 8, 2010
Professional Yard Sale Associate
A term referring to Hispanic women over the age of thirty who spend the weekday gathering a host of useless trinkets and trash from the neighborhood thrift stores, and then selling them in a yard sale on the weekend. These women consider this to be their profession, though not profitable.
Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.
Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.
Why does every house across the railroad tracks have a yard sale EVERY weekend?
Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.
Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.
Professional Yard Sale Associate by The collectiveish September 7, 2010
Troll Syndrom
A progressive genetic condition effecting Hispanic woman in their late twenties and thirties. Characterized by a shortening in stature, morbid obesity, drying of skin, and sour demeanor. A reduction or loss in ability to speak English, even if previously known, is also common.
Often looked down upon in the Hispanic culture, these women seek refuge as "professional yard sales associates".
Often looked down upon in the Hispanic culture, these women seek refuge as "professional yard sales associates".
Dude what happened to Yolanda?
She got Troll Syndrom
Sad...she used to be great at The Waterfall Of Shame
She got Troll Syndrom
Sad...she used to be great at The Waterfall Of Shame
Troll Syndrom by The collectiveish September 6, 2010
The Frothy Walrus
A depraved sex act performed at the culmination of oral sex. The standing male ejaculates in the receiving woman's mouth, and then quickly punches her in the stomach before withdrawing the penis. The resulting semen shot out each nostril bears a resemblance to walrus tusks. The Frothy Walrus is most often performed as a surprise maneuver, and is inherently non-consensual.
The Frothy Walrus by The collectiveish August 7, 2010
The Invisible Tea Cup Ride
A depraved sex act with a female double amputee having no legs, in the standard Cowgirl position. While on top, the female is spun in circles by the hips by the male.
The Invisible Tea Cup Ride by The Collectiveish August 5, 2010
The Kodak Bear
A depraved sex act based off a variation of the doggy style position that involves punching the female in the stomach during climax. The resulting bear like groan and surprise coined the name Kodak Bear.
Also known as the Arctic Fox for the higher pitched madam.
Also known as the Arctic Fox for the higher pitched madam.
The Kodak Bear by The Collectiveish August 4, 2010