Definitions by The Butt Dictionary

Rec 

1. (Plural) Recs: A word typical of Australian linguistics and online communities, as a shortening of "recommendations".
2. (Singular) Rec: A shortening of the word "Recording", usually all in uppercase lettering.
3. (Singular) Rec: "Recreation", most commonly used in combination as a reference to the television show "Parks and Recreation", "Parks and Rec".

Hey, got any recs for a cheap turntable? Eh, nevermind. Going to go watch some Parks and Rec. Did you Rec it on the DVR?

Rec by The Butt Dictionary November 8, 2021

Mr Krabbed 

When a person is consumed in some way by the holy power of one Mr Krabs, owner and operator of the Krusty Krab chain of ocean-based burger restaurants. Those who have been Mister Krabbed's first symptom is usually an obsession with both making and saving money, which is followed by the person's laughter sounding like that of Mr Krabs: "Agagagagagaga!". Eventually, the affected takes on the physical characteristics of Mr Krabs. There is no cure for the disease, and it has a 97.6543994% mortality rate. Over 64,000,000 people have been affected globally.

Dude 1: "Hey Dude, when we go to Universal Studios we should totally check out that SpongeBob float!"
Dude 2: "Yes we shall me boy, Agagagagagaga!"
Dude 1: "Oh my god, I can't believe it. You've been Mr Krabbed! Hurry, get to the ED right away!"

Mr Krabbed by The Butt Dictionary October 28, 2021

Unicorn 

A virgin that is either gay, lesbian, or bi-sexual.

"Bisshh you a unicorn, ain't you never gonn' see anyone 'round"

Unicorn by The Butt Dictionary September 13, 2020

Apply Pressure to the Wound 

Apply Pressure to the Wound is a word used in a minor sense by protesters and political activists. It is generally used in a country where they are protesting one of its allies or trade partners behaviours - for example, Australia to China, or Canada to the United States.

Protester: Apply Pressure to the Wound!
Politician: Ah screw 'em, where's 'at coal lobbyist who's been bribin' me?

Apply Pressure to the Wound by The Butt Dictionary July 31, 2020

dinnerbone69 

the passcode and file name to the 69th dimension, created by the Creator of the Known and Unknown Dimensions and Universes as a dimension dedicated to sex. The Creator isn't good at security.

"The Creator of the Known and Unkown Dimensions and Universes created the 69th dimension on the 69th day," Said the teacher. "He called the world "dinnerbone69", after a Minecraft Developer.

dinnerbone69 by The Butt Dictionary August 15, 2019

pominubyvtcrxezwqlkjhgfdsa 

The lowest point of boredom to ever exist, that only few have ever searched it on Google. Worse than qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, even worse than poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and just a little bit over qzwxecrvtbynumiopasdfghjkl.

"I was so bored that I typed pominubyvtcrxezwqlkjhgfdsa into my computer, the absolute lowest form of boredom."

pominubyvtcrxezwqlkjhgfdsa by The Butt Dictionary May 22, 2019

Crapping Room 

A place where you can both take a sh*t and still avoid your family's issues, while still avoiding a divorce about it because you're still in it.

"I just spent 10 hours in the Crapping Room," Dave Said, "I missed my daughter's piano recital!"

Crapping Room by The Butt Dictionary September 3, 2018