Definitions by The Black Jack

sian bodoh

A combination of two words in two different languages. Sian, in hokkien, means bored. Bodoh, in Malay, means stupid. While the combination of these two words makes no sense whatsoever, it is widely believed that this term was coined to build rapport with the Malays.

*In a classroom scene*

K.O: eh sian bodoh!
Jack: why are you speaking like a damn malay?
K.O: so that I can establish some sort of a bond with the malays
Jack: AAahahahahahah
Teacher: aaAAAHAHAHAHHA
Class: AAHAhhahahahaa
Malays: what's so funny?

sian bodoh by The Black Jack March 6, 2008

mas selamat

Singapore's Michael Scofield

mas selamat: it puts the lotion in the basket...

mas selamat by The Black Jack February 29, 2008

lan tiu 

A combination of 'lan' and 'tiu'. Literally, it means penis fuck.

Jack couldn't score a strike while bowling. He turned to Sanagi and shouted "LAN TIU", to which Sanagi smiled back at him.

lan tiu by The Black Jack September 30, 2007

quarterback 

The dude who's banging the lead cheerleader.

rob: Hey you know steve?
bill: steve who?
rob: steve, the quarterback. he's boning tiffany right now as we speak
bill: tiffany?
rob: yeah... you know, tiffany, the cheerleader
bill: who?
rob: ah screw you.

quarterback by The Black Jack November 23, 2006

hello world

The easiest, and first program any newbie would write. Applies for any language. Also what you would see in the first chapter of most programming books.

programming noob: Hey I just attended my first programming lesson earlier!
.NET Veteran: Oh? What can you do?
programming noob: I could make a dialog box pop up which says "Hello World!" !!!
.NET Veteran: lmao.. hey guys! look.. check out this "hello world" programmer

Console.WriteLine("Hello World")

hello world by The Black Jack October 26, 2006

spoon boy

Any bald kid dressed in white, who possess the uncanny ability to bend spoons.

Spoon Boy: Do not try and bend the spoon...that's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth...
Neo: What truth?
Spoon Boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon Boy: Then you will see, it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

spoon boy by The Black Jack October 25, 2006

lols 

How retards spell LOL, the preceding S has completely no meaning and is added in by retards who can't fucking spell for nuts, or who are under 12.

Bob: *finishes telling a joke*
ircn00b: lols
Bob: lols? wtf does the 's' stands for?
ircn00b: donno lols
Bob: ... fucking 13yr olds...
ircn00b: im 12 stupid!!! lols

lols by The Black Jack October 17, 2006