joker

Refers to a funny / humurous person. Or a person with a good sense of humour.

You are a nice joker!

by the big G January 26, 2005

The real Chris Gray

Laid back Schizophrenic dudes who are the fountain of all wisdom to their friends, and a source of frustration to their enemies because they just don't care. Available for contracts, problems solved, dragons slain, roof slates replaced, krakens turned to stone, moons jumped over, donkeys made to walk backwards. No job too big or small, as long as you don't mind it not getting done.

Write what you like about The real Chris Gray spoonheads no-one cares, unless you have a complaint about our service, in which case only you care, but one is better than none.

by The Big G June 21, 2004

shaven fat pussy

The vagina of an overweight lady which has been rendered hairless by a razor or other means.

Shaven fat pussy is the finest treat this boy could eat.

by The Big G June 23, 2004

Deuce of Spades

Motorhead's less famous B-Side.

The track "Ace of Spades" isn't a patch on it's b-side.

by The Big G June 25, 2004

bondery

The act of simply being James Bond.

The part when Sean Connery escaped with the jetpack in Thunderball was pure bondery.

"Shaken not stirred!" magic bit of bondery.

by The Big G February 04, 2004

BBW

A euphemism for a larger lady, they are so fine, especially when they haven't got a single hair on their sweet soft bodies.

Damn I love them BBWs.

by The Big G July 01, 2004