13 definitions by The big G

Morrowind

Better than life. The reason I'm thinking of dumping my missus.

"Shut up whining bitch! I'm playing Morrowind and I'll come to bed when I'm ready. It's my fucking house!!"

by The big G June 29, 2004

The real Chris Gray

Laid back Schizophrenic dudes who are the fountain of all wisdom to their friends, and a source of frustration to their enemies because they just don't care. Available for contracts, problems solved, dragons slain, roof slates replaced, krakens turned to stone, moons jumped over, donkeys made to walk backwards. No job too big or small, as long as you don't mind it not getting done.

Write what you like about The real Chris Gray spoonheads no-one cares, unless you have a complaint about our service, in which case only you care, but one is better than none.

by The big G June 21, 2004

scrodom fiddler

The way a shitkicking retard would spell "scrotum fiddler".

A shitkicking retard posted a definition of "scrodom fiddler"

by The big G July 26, 2004

joker

Refers to a funny / humurous person. Or a person with a good sense of humour.

You are a nice joker!

by The big G January 26, 2005

Deuce of Spades

Motorhead's less famous B-Side.

The track "Ace of Spades" isn't a patch on it's b-side.

by The big G June 25, 2004

bondery

The act of simply being James Bond.

The part when Sean Connery escaped with the jetpack in Thunderball was pure bondery.

"Shaken not stirred!" magic bit of bondery.

by The big G February 4, 2004

fat hoe

The finest type of hoe by far. Mmm mmm.

I rode a fat hoe last night - it was great till she switched the light on.

by The big G July 7, 2004