Definitions by The Anonymouse

Anus fish 

Noun
1. Exactly what it sounds like.
2. The first alien encountered in the book (and the movie by the same name based on the book) Dreamcatcher.

Ted: I was down in the sewer looking for the engagement ring I dropped down the sink, and I saw a ginormous anus fish! It must have been four feet long.
Fred: Your fiancee's out right now trying to get AIDS so she can give it to you, isn't she?

Anus fish by The Anonymouse October 17, 2008

Rape 

Not if you yell surprise.
(JK, guys)

Rape:
"Ooh, vagina."

Rape:
"You know you want it."

Rape:
"No, it's okay if your uncle does it."

Not rape:
"Surprise!"

Rape by The Anonymouse October 17, 2008

Spooge 

As a noun:
1. Semen
2. Semen-lke substance

As a verb:
1. Ejaculate, esp. onto someone or something

Is this spooge spooge, or just spooge-y spooge?
"I SAID: Bill! Why did you spooge?!"
--Tenacious D

Spooge by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008

Coffee Table 

Noun
The skin between penis and anus, or vagina and anus. AKA runway, landing strip, taint, bohan.

Man smoking weed and watching porn, sitting across table from another man: No, no. I think runway is much more visual. Hey, Lupita! What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
Lupita: The coffee table.

Coffee Table by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008

Jesus 

1. The only man more powerful than Batman, Jesus chose to spend his time on Earth trying to convince people to be nice to eachother. After thirty or so years of this, the Roman emperor and some of his buddies got sick of him and nailed him to the cross. Ergo, the second definition:

2. The answer to the question "why me?"

The guy in that WhatIf commercial who dropped his air conditioner on his car: Why me?
God: Jesus, bitch.

Guy with AIDS: Why me?
God: Jesus. Obviously.

Luke: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!
God: You people shouldn'ta fucked with Jesus.

Jesus by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008

Anus fish 

Noun
1. Exactly what it sounds like.
2. The first alien encountered in the book (and the movie, by the same name, that is based on the book) Dreamcatcher.

Ted: I was down in the sewer looking for the engagement ring I dropped down the sink, and I saw a ginormous anus fish! It must have been four feet long.
Fred: Your fiancee's out right now trying to get AIDS so she can give it to you, isn't she?

Anus fish by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008

Surprise Buttsecks

The best kind.

Jim giving Mary surprise buttsecks (although results may vary):
Jim: Surprise!
Mary: Whoo hoo!

Surprise Buttsecks by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008