Machine Curse

To curse a lesser person for getting in your way by doing some you hate or find stupid. Works on all kinds of machines and is very effective when smiting someone is totally called for.

"Machine curse on you!"

by The Admiral July 09, 2003

Suburban Mercenaries

Group of individuals who are compensated under contract to use methods of persuation and "freedom fighting" tactics to further the clients cause.
Likes include cookies and shopping cart porn.

Dislikes include the French, Clear Channel and tapioca.

Those rotten Suburban Mercenaries have once again foiled our video rental ways with their mystery egg hunt.

by The Admiral July 02, 2003

Flap

A vaginal wall

She had lovely big flaps

by The Admiral November 13, 2003

Mcgruff

1. Crime dog
2. Used to describe a smell like that of a dog.
3. Libby

"I need to take a shower, I'm getting a bit Mcgruff."

by The Admiral July 23, 2003

Porkor

God of Pork; accepts sacrifices of pork products such as bacon; also controls machines and can at times by true believers be called upon to unleash the dreaded Machine Curse.

also see: Machine God Loki

"Porkor is going to be so pleased with this BLT i'm eating for him."

by The Admiral July 09, 2003

holy shit bar

The thing above your head that you can hold on to while driving with a crazy driver.

"I was in a taxi and the guy was all over the place, I was like, 'Holy shit, it's a good thing that bar was there.'"

by The Admiral July 09, 2003

booze-hound

Margot Kidder in Superman 3.

Margot Kidder is a fucking booze-hound in Superman 3

by The Admiral July 08, 2003