Urban Dictionary: Definitions by The¥/

Goblin Girl

Typically a groupie. Term was first used by Frank Zappa.

Basically a girl who enjoys a good sausage in the back of her throat with a lot of saliva involved and not extremely attractive. But useful.

Last night a goblin girl knocked loudly on the bus. We dont usually let them in but she had nice tits. Gobbled me for 20 minutes man, it took time. I was wasted, then I took it out and gave her some lip gloss. Know what I mean? I saw her today and she hasn't even wiped it off. She's a glossy little goblin. Might let her in again.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

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Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.

I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

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Gobby

A blowjob (based on the word gob which means mouth)

You want a gobby? Let's go outside in the parking lot. I want sausage.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

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Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.

Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

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