1055 definitions by The Return of Light joker

unflattering woman's jeans worn slightly above the navel in a manner that accentuates flat buttocks
Don't wear mom jeans to the family reunion, it'll embarrass my aunt.
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1. to strike someone or something hard

2. to detest, to disparage strongly
I am going to lambaste that fucker.
by The Return of Light joker January 3, 2008
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chitterlings, a food made of fried pig intestines(often regarded as characteristically eaten by black people and in the southern United States)
Looks like someone has been cooking a pot of chitlins.
by The Return of Light joker March 11, 2008
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1. in a ruined condition

2. poured over ice(usually said of alcoholic beverages)
The global economy may be on the rocks, but that does not seem to have stopped anyone from enjoying a scotch on the rocks.
by The Return of Light joker March 10, 2009
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a paranoid person, of the sort who believes in conspiracy theories (from the notion that such people wear tinfoil hats)
He is just a tinfoiler who can't understand rational thinking.
by The Return of Light joker June 26, 2011
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any alcoholic beverage(from the negative effects drinking has one's ability to stand and walk)
I think you need to lay off the tanglefoot.
by The Return of Light joker April 27, 2010
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the privilege of boasting about one's achievments
needless to say getting through there would get him bragging rights for several weeks.
by The Return of Light joker September 3, 2009
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