Definitions by That bottom bitch
Lincoln logs
When you are snuggling in a row of people, and the end person rolls over everyone. It’s like leap frogs, but rolling over people.
Lincoln logs by That bottom bitch November 11, 2020
The free mason
A sex position in which your legs together make the free mason sign: it’s like scissoring but patriotic
The free mason by That bottom bitch November 5, 2020
The after bar
When two individuals attempt sex after attending a bar or club while trying to pull the other from the ground. More likely to cause injury than orgasm
The after bar by That bottom bitch March 8, 2020
The tow-truck maneuver
When two dogs are humping and walking backwards, and I human being makes the tow-truck in reverse noise
Today at the dog park, my pets partook in the tow-truck maneuver, while I made the tow-truck noise as my mom watched in horror
The tow-truck maneuver by That bottom bitch October 25, 2019
The soggy cheerio
A sex position in which two partners undergo intercourse while a third party pours milk and Honey Nut Cheerios over the couple until mutual orgasm
The soggy cheerio by That bottom bitch October 19, 2019
Half moon swoop
A sex position in which the female, or bottom, is in a back bend position, while the man, or top, is on arial silks with and erect penis. He then swoops back and forth as he inserts his dick in the vagina or anus til climax.
Half moon swoop by That bottom bitch October 17, 2019