ben garrison

An independent cartoonist who lives in Montana and is one of the most disgusting people in the world. He thinks Michelle Obama is a man, vaccines cause autism, Milo Yiannopolous' speeches are acceptable,

and an overall prick.
Ben Garrison is pushing his luck, one of these days he will go too far.
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steaming broccoli

When you take a shit and it comes out green.
Damn, I just took a steaming broccoli
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talladega lane change

When you're on the highway and you swerve 3 lanes at over 100 MPH and almost taking out everyone behind you.
That idiot did a Talladega lane change RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
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scale of 1 to trump

The new way of determining how ridiculous something is.
On a scale of 1 to trump, how stupid was that idea?
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butt-wich

This thing tastes nasty it is a damn butt-wich
by That Lego on the floor February 13, 2017
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hanoi jane

The nickname for Jane Fonda when she visited Hanoi in the Vietnam war, pissing off Nixon and angering thousands of US troops in Vietnam at the time.
by That Lego on the floor June 02, 2017
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Delta Airlines

World's largest collector of lost luggage.
Fly Delta Airlines and your baggage will disappear.
by That Lego on the floor April 28, 2017
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