butt-wich

Butt-wich: A sandwich that tastes like ass

This thing tastes nasty it is a damn butt-wich

by That Lego on the floor February 13, 2017

hanoi jane

The nickname for Jane Fonda when she visited Hanoi in the Vietnam war, pissing off Nixon and angering thousands of US troops in Vietnam at the time.

Hanoi Jane is still a traitor,

by That Lego on the floor June 02, 2017

steaming broccoli

When you take a shit and it comes out green.

Damn, I just took a steaming broccoli

by That Lego on the floor May 10, 2017

talladega lane change

When you're on the highway and you swerve 3 lanes at over 100 MPH and almost taking out everyone behind you.

That idiot did a Talladega lane change RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!

by That Lego on the floor May 30, 2017

Delta Airlines

World's largest collector of lost luggage.

Fly Delta Airlines and your baggage will disappear.

by That Lego on the floor April 28, 2017

flying united

When you get kicked or dragged off a commercial airliner.

I went on a business trip and I was told to give up my seat or I would be flying united.

by That Lego on the floor April 18, 2017

scale of 1 to trump

The new way of determining how ridiculous something is.

On a scale of 1 to trump, how stupid was that idea?

by That Lego on the floor April 27, 2017