Definitions by That Bum

DVORAK 

the keyboard layout before QWERTYstepped up to the plate.

Was used on old, crappy typewriters that jammed alot, so they made DVORAK keyboards instead of ABCDEF keyboards so typeists wwould type slower.

Why it went out of use I don't know. It's probably because typeists memorised the DVORAK combo, and made DVORAK typewriters jam, too...

DVORAK by That Bum July 15, 2008

luser 

A combo of a user and a loser.

A luser is a person who tries to install software on their CPUer, but they end up calling customer support saying that the installer package asked them to press any key to continue, but they can't find a single key marked any...

luser by That Bum July 6, 2005

mtv 

mtv is emptyv, no substance

the other day i slipped into a comma, it felt like i was watching mtv

mtv by That Bum June 13, 2005

emptyv 

void of any substance, like slipping into a comma.

last night i was watching mtv and it felt like my mind was going emptyv.

emptyv by That Bum June 13, 2005

life 

You should crawl out of your cave and get one.

"Go get a life you lifeless person!"

life by That Bum June 10, 2005

cubed 

Short for "to the third power."

Came from the fact that if you got all the square units from cubing a number and put them together, it would make a 3-D cube.

See also: cubed root

"Three cubed = twenty-seven."

cubed by That Bum June 4, 2005

kidney beans 

Brownish colored beans that are shaped like a human kidney which are used to make red hot chili and which cause the eater of the chili to get gas!

"The recipe called for 5 cans of kidney beans."

kidney beans by That Bum June 4, 2005