ditch fucker

nasty country girl (highly likely skag whore) who's stank you don't want in your car, so you toss her in a ditch and most likely ass to mouth her. You have to take off and leave her in the ditch for it to count. (helps if you bust in her eyes so she can't see)

q: how was the cottage?
a: I was so fukn loaded that i grabbed a ditch fucker

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

skag whore

a bitch so nasty, it looks like someone lit her head on fire and put it out with a shovel

1. damn that is one nasty ass skag whore
2. That fukn skag whore grabbed my balls

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

bulbis

1. Overinflated
2. someone with a really fucking big head

what the hell is bulbis doing here?

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

olympic sit-up

When someone is passed out on their back, drop your pants and crouch over them facing their feet with your ass about half a foot above their head. Punch them in their stomach so their head flies up into your ass crack

Yo bulbis is passed out, let's give him an olympic sit-up

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass

#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

texas mickey

Big ass bottles of liquor sold at Canadian liquor stores. Comes in CC Rye, Bacardi Rum, Crown Royal and Absolut Vodka. $100 for 3 Litres (almost a gallon)

joe: whadya wanna do tonite?
bob: lets get a texas mickey and some hoes
joe: dude i'm sick of your mom

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

wigger

middle class suburban white kids who think they're thugs, but who would get shot the fuck up in about 6 seconds in a real ghetto.

Vanilla Ice being hung from a balcony by suge knight

by ThaOriginal January 23, 2005