Definitions by thaoriginal

the art of schulz 

being well versed in the ways of kick-assedness

-damn, you finished the bottle already?
-no doubt
-fukn art of schulz

the art of schulz by thaoriginal March 18, 2005

texas mickey

Big ass bottles of liquor sold at Canadian liquor stores. Comes in CC Rye, Bacardi Rum, Crown Royal and Absolut Vodka. $100 for 3 Litres (almost a gallon)

joe: whadya wanna do tonite?
bob: lets get a texas mickey and some hoes
joe: dude i'm sick of your mom

texas mickey by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

the goodness 

high quality skunky sticky icky that you only wish you knew someone who would sell it to you. Can be know to cause extreme paranoia and Taco Bell sauce fights

joe: yo i grabbed the goodness today
bob: roll it then nigga!

the goodness by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

fuck you go home 

Hardecore liquor shot
start with one shot each of liquid cocaine (jagermeister + goldschlager), tequila and vodka.
Drink the liquid cocaine through a straw while pouring the other two shots into the shot glass

joe: I bet i can do one of those
bob: sure dicksmack
joe: (slurp)...falls over
bob: fuck you go home

also see the militia and liquid fiend

fuck you go home by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

the militia 

Liquor shot

80% JD
20% Creme de Menthe (the clear shit, not the creamy)

The militia's coming to town to fuck you up!

Also see
fuck you go home and liquid fiend

the militia by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

liquid fiend 

hardcore liquor shot

start with a shot of liquid cocaine (jagermeister + goldschlager)

Snort it!

Also see fuck you go home and the militia

liquid fiend by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

olympic sit-up 

When someone is passed out on their back, drop your pants and crouch over them facing their feet with your ass about half a foot above their head. Punch them in their stomach so their head flies up into your ass crack

Yo bulbis is passed out, let's give him an olympic sit-up

olympic sit-up by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005