thaoriginal's definitions

double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass

#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

olympic sit-up

When someone is passed out on their back, drop your pants and crouch over them facing their feet with your ass about half a foot above their head. Punch them in their stomach so their head flies up into your ass crack

Yo bulbis is passed out, let's give him an olympic sit-up

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

skag whore

a bitch so nasty, it looks like someone lit her head on fire and put it out with a shovel

1. damn that is one nasty ass skag whore
2. That fukn skag whore grabbed my balls

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

the art of schulz

being well versed in the ways of kick-assedness

-damn, you finished the bottle already?
-no doubt
-fukn art of schulz

by thaoriginal March 18, 2005

fuck you go home

Hardecore liquor shot
start with one shot each of liquid cocaine (jagermeister + goldschlager), tequila and vodka.
Drink the liquid cocaine through a straw while pouring the other two shots into the shot glass

joe: I bet i can do one of those
bob: sure dicksmack
joe: (slurp)...falls over
bob: fuck you go home

also see the militia and liquid fiend

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

five dollar ho

after a blow job and spewing on her face, slap her with a five dollar bill so it sticks

*Variation*
If she is a skag whore you can ask for change

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

texas mickey

Big ass bottles of liquor sold at Canadian liquor stores. Comes in CC Rye, Bacardi Rum, Crown Royal and Absolut Vodka. $100 for 3 Litres (almost a gallon)

joe: whadya wanna do tonite?
bob: lets get a texas mickey and some hoes
joe: dude i'm sick of your mom

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005