thaoriginal's definitions

the art of schulz

being well versed in the ways of kick-assedness

-damn, you finished the bottle already?
-no doubt
-fukn art of schulz

by thaoriginal March 18, 2005

wigger

middle class suburban white kids who think they're thugs, but who would get shot the fuck up in about 6 seconds in a real ghetto.

Vanilla Ice being hung from a balcony by suge knight

by ThaOriginal January 23, 2005

the shocker

two fingers in the kitty and one in the a$$

to get girls warmed up for anal, I use the shocker

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

skag whore

a bitch so nasty, it looks like someone lit her head on fire and put it out with a shovel

1. damn that is one nasty ass skag whore
2. That fukn skag whore grabbed my balls

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

five dollar ho

after a blow job and spewing on her face, slap her with a five dollar bill so it sticks

*Variation*
If she is a skag whore you can ask for change

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

bulbis

1. Overinflated
2. someone with a really fucking big head

what the hell is bulbis doing here?

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass

#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005