Definitions by Tha Cuddla

mobile proctology 

In 100 years I will be considered the grandfather of mobile proctology.

I started my mobile proctology business in the mid 90s in a 1985 Club Wagon. First checkup is free!

We are considering going public.

mobile proctology by Tha Cuddla January 25, 2005

dog years 

There are seven dog years for every calendar year. e.g. 25 years = 175 dog years.

You should celebrate your dog's birthday 7 times per year.

dog years by Tha Cuddla January 15, 2005

the cadillac of 

the best of the best. something that differentiates itself with superior quality.

Daytons are the Cadillac of wire wheels.

the cadillac of by Tha Cuddla January 8, 2005

trick daddy dollars 

An awesome rapper from Dade County Florida. Violent lyrics and historically speaking Trick Daddy gets into a lot of trouble with the law.

Trick Daddy Dollars has some club bangers such as "Dro in the Wind," "Take it to the House," and "Shut Up."

trick daddy dollars by Tha Cuddla December 30, 2004

brass monkey 

a 40 of Olde English 800 mixed with some OJ.

Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with orange juice.

It is a very tasty treat.

Otherwise known as the "poor man's mimosa."

You wanna hit this Cognac man?

Nah... Poor Man's Mimosas until the day I die...

brass monkey by Tha Cuddla August 26, 2004

dilldog 

A hotdog/dildo hybrid

1. After the BBQ there was plenty of leftovers, so Jennifer nonchalantly swiped a dilldog and proceeded for the guest bedroom.

2. As an April Fool's joke, Ashley served Rex a dilldog she had used before the picnic began.

dilldog by Tha Cuddla May 26, 2004

ample 

adj. 1. Of large or great size, amount, extent, or capacity

Bertha is a very ample woman.

ample by Tha Cuddla April 27, 2004