Tha Cuddla's definitions

ProstiTuition

To pay for your college tuition through prostitution.

Mary used ProstiTuition to pay for this semester. She does not like to fill out lengthy forms for scholarships.

by Tha Cuddla April 21, 2004

brass monkey

a 40 of Olde English 800 mixed with some OJ.

Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with orange juice.

It is a very tasty treat.

Otherwise known as the "poor man's mimosa."

You wanna hit this Cognac man?

Nah... Poor Man's Mimosas until the day I die...

by Tha Cuddla August 26, 2004

the cadillac of

the best of the best. something that differentiates itself with superior quality.

Daytons are the Cadillac of wire wheels.

by Tha Cuddla January 8, 2005

the fun guy

magic mushrooms. Fungi.

"Have you talked to the fun guy lately?"

"Yeah, about a *half* hour ago."

"See you at McDonald's in $20..."

by Tha Cuddla April 26, 2004

cheapo

see tightwad.

I will forego the use of paper plates for months till they go on sale for 20 cents off. Some call me a cheapo. I call it pure genius.

by Tha Cuddla April 27, 2004

it's not rocket science

capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty

"I can make a pipe out of an apple!"

"So what? That's not rocket science. I grow hydroponic in the trunk of my Chrysler LeBaron."

by Tha Cuddla April 22, 2004

mobile proctology

In 100 years I will be considered the grandfather of mobile proctology.

I started my mobile proctology business in the mid 90s in a 1985 Club Wagon. First checkup is free!

We are considering going public.

by Tha Cuddla January 25, 2005