daft cunt

n. NE England slang term for idiotic dickhead

Ah, fuck off, ya daft cunt.

by The Doctor September 28, 2004

Einstein

Name of one of the most brilliant men of the 20th century, used ironically to express the opposite of intelligence.

You can't tie your shoelaces and chew gum at the same time, can you, Einstein?

by The Doctor February 19, 2005

Ka Ka

1. cross-eyed or cockeyed
2. grade school children's euphamism for shit

Note: Term was used a few times by "Al" on the tv show QUANTUM LEAP; which definition was intended is a matter of personal interpretation.

"His view of the situation is ka ka."

"I just made a ka ka in my pants."

by The Doctor September 02, 2004

shine

A racist (pejorative) word for black people. Every bit as offensive as "nigger."

After calling that black dude a "shine," I think he's going to have to go back to Alabama to pick up the remainder of his teeth.

by The Doctor November 07, 2004

kinching

Kinching Morts & Coes: refers to child pickpockets, beggars or other criminal/mendicant professions. Ca. 1800.

Kinching Mort stole my purse!

by The Doctor March 28, 2004

bad mouth

v., to curse or say negative things about something, usually another person.

Why did he want to bad mouth me?

by The Doctor September 17, 2004

weed

n. one of many terms for marijuana.

"Man, that's really great weed."

by The Doctor October 02, 2004