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Warpig

A reference to that hat for soldier in TF2. In SoundSmith’s terms, a warpig is a player that greatly overestimates how good they are at the game.

Man, you ever see that guy in a pub who rocket jumps into the entire enemy team and gets demolished? That’s a warpig right there!

by Texting Error March 17, 2019

Fangs Out

Military slang that means “itching for a fight”. Most commonly applies to fighter pilots.

Where’s my prey?! I’ve got my fangs out!

by Texting Error November 25, 2019

Silver

The first actual rank in the game: Counter Strike: Global Offensive. People in this rank will try to get out of it and therefore try their hardest to win.
Be careful; the people you face are either B-rushing Russians, n00bs, Gold Novas, other silvers, Global Elites, hackers, straight-out-of-C.O.D guys, higher ranked, or little kids who are up past their bedtime.

---------------------------------------------------------Average Matchmaking Game---------------------------------------------Dmitri (Terrorist): RUSH B with P90, comrades!
You (Radio): I need help, I repeat, I need help!
Noob (Terrorist): coming
Noob (DEAD): srry man
Enemy Global Elite: haha get rekt
Dmitri (Terrorist): Plant the bomb, comrade, I'll cover you!
Announcer: Bomb has been planted.
*You and Dmitri are ambushed*
CaptainPrice141 (Counter Terrorist): Get to the bomb and I'll provide overwatch.
CaptainPrice141 (DEAD): f***
Announcer: Bomb has been defused.
COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN
Dmitri (DEAD): cyka blyat
You (DEAD): why does this always happen
Enemy Global Elite: Looks like someone's not getting out of Silver I for a while.

by Texting Error November 25, 2019

Spy

The class in Team Fortress 2 that everyone hates, but everyone plays as. Seriously, playing Spy will take your soul. If you actually want to help your team win, you play as Heavy, Medic, or Soldier, NOT Spy!

Soldier (Voice): Spy!
Obviously A Spy: Peekaboo!
*Soldier gets backstabbed*
*disguises as Soldier*
Medic (Voice): Spy!
*Medic gets backstabbed*
*disguises as Medic*
Engineer (Voice): Spy!
Obviously A Spy (Voice): Spy!
Engineer: Spah’s sapping mah sentry!
*Engineer gets backstabbed*
Spy: Did I throw a wrench into your “plans”? *laughs in French*

by Texting Error November 25, 2019

Trump

Your cousin, according to Urban Dictionary.

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by Texting Error November 26, 2019

Poking

In RTS games, “poking” refers to repeatedly selecting a unit, eventually making them say different “annoyed” lines in place of regular lines for dialogue. It simulates that the unit you are clicking on can feel it like being tapping on the shoulder and gets annoyed because of how often you do it. It was first coined by the Grunt in Warcraft: Orcs and Humans, where he yells it aloud when you sometimes select one.

Grunt (Warcraft: Orcs and Humans): Stop poking MEEE!!

Grunt (Warcraft 3): Why you poking me again?!

Bren Carrier (Company of Heroes): Bren here, here, HEREEEEE!!

Airborne (Company of Heroes): You click me one more time and I will FUCKING smoke you.

British Tank Commander (Company of Heroes): Gunner! Point the turret up at that camera in the sky!

by Texting Error November 26, 2019

Floor

The substance in which the floor is made of.

Hmm... yes... the floor here is made out of floor.

by Texting Error December 4, 2019