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Purple Republic

Penguins of the Purple Republic are often a-holes who use their vast numbers to overwhelm the many, many people who play Club Penguin. They perform raids on servers, sometimes forming a swastikaout of bots. During raids, they will make VERY loud farts and are constantly drilling. They are purple penguins equipped with jackhammers and moderate armor (construction hat) and for some reason believe in a master race.

ACP member: what is happening
PR member: PURPLE REPUBLIC
PR member: DRILL THE INFIDELS
PR member: PURPLE PRIDE SERVER WIDE!
ACP member: *starts inviting agents of other armies*
RPF officer: ACP and PR? Where’s the rest of your squad?
ACP member: That’s the problem: there’s no squad.
PR bots: *fart*
RPF member: Let’s get out of here, man. There’s nothing I can do to help if nobody else is online.

by Texting Error February 6, 2018

Aim Down Your Sights

Something that Sgt. Foley will say very often in the mission SSDD which is your only day of actual training in the game: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Perhaps the most useful feature in a game with such overpowered weapons.

This phrase quickly became a meme along with "Rameriez! X that Y with your Z"

Foley: You've got to pick your targets by aiming deliberately down your sights from a stable stance!

Foley: That's all there is to it. You want your targets to go down, you gotta aim down your sights.

by Texting Error December 16, 2017

You’re Ugly

The ultimate insult to one’s appearance that mankind is capable of pulling off. One that its victim can do nothing but accept as the person who said it breaks out in a Texan dance.

Engineer: And another thing? You’re ugly.
Sniper: (fucking dies)
Engineer: *starts dancing* Yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaaah kayo!

by Texting Error December 19, 2019

Trump

Your cousin, according to Urban Dictionary.

Get an Urban Dictionary mug for your cousin Trump.

by Texting Error November 26, 2019

NiP Crabwalk

A meme strat in CS:GO where everyone on T-side buys Dual Beretttas and crab-walks up banana. This is usually done when your team has a RIDICULOUS lead, like, you’re NiP (Ninjas in Pyjamas) vs. some trash no-name team, and you can do any other meme strats.

Seeing how we had a lead of 13-0, we decided to humiliate the other team and do the NiP Crabwalk.

by Texting Error May 7, 2018

Silver

The first actual rank in the game: Counter Strike: Global Offensive. People in this rank will try to get out of it and therefore try their hardest to win.
Be careful; the people you face are either B-rushing Russians, n00bs, Gold Novas, other silvers, Global Elites, hackers, straight-out-of-C.O.D guys, higher ranked, or little kids who are up past their bedtime.

---------------------------------------------------------Average Matchmaking Game---------------------------------------------Dmitri (Terrorist): RUSH B with P90, comrades!
You (Radio): I need help, I repeat, I need help!
Noob (Terrorist): coming
Noob (DEAD): srry man
Enemy Global Elite: haha get rekt
Dmitri (Terrorist): Plant the bomb, comrade, I'll cover you!
Announcer: Bomb has been planted.
*You and Dmitri are ambushed*
CaptainPrice141 (Counter Terrorist): Get to the bomb and I'll provide overwatch.
CaptainPrice141 (DEAD): f***
Announcer: Bomb has been defused.
COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN
Dmitri (DEAD): cyka blyat
You (DEAD): why does this always happen
Enemy Global Elite: Looks like someone's not getting out of Silver I for a while.

by Texting Error November 25, 2019

Space

The one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism.

Commander! You’ve rained on my glorious parade. For this, I’m sending everything I’ve got at you, but I won’t let you have the satisfaction of capturing me. I’m escaping to the ONE place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism
*trying not to laugh*
SPACE!

by Texting Error April 4, 2020