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Space

The one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism.

Commander! You’ve rained on my glorious parade. For this, I’m sending everything I’ve got at you, but I won’t let you have the satisfaction of capturing me. I’m escaping to the ONE place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism
*trying not to laugh*
SPACE!

by Texting Error April 4, 2020

You’re Ugly

The ultimate insult to one’s appearance that mankind is capable of pulling off. One that its victim can do nothing but accept as the person who said it breaks out in a Texan dance.

Engineer: And another thing? You’re ugly.
Sniper: (fucking dies)
Engineer: *starts dancing* Yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaaah kayo!

by Texting Error December 19, 2019

Dark Spirit

An invader. This can mean an invader of anything; countries, privacy, personal space, etc. It comes from Dark Souls, where players who are online are capable of invading another person’s game by using a Cracked Red Eye Orb. Many deaths are the result of dark spirits invading players’ worlds, aside from boss battles and traps.

Dark spirit has invaded!

Germany was a dark spirit known for invading Poland.
Frank, you dark spirit, why would you walk in on us banging like that?!
Hey, dark spirit, get off of my lawn!

by Texting Error December 17, 2019

Floor

The substance in which the floor is made of.

Hmm... yes... the floor here is made out of floor.

by Texting Error December 4, 2019

Trump

Your cousin, according to Urban Dictionary.

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by Texting Error November 26, 2019

Poking

In RTS games, “poking” refers to repeatedly selecting a unit, eventually making them say different “annoyed” lines in place of regular lines for dialogue. It simulates that the unit you are clicking on can feel it like being tapping on the shoulder and gets annoyed because of how often you do it. It was first coined by the Grunt in Warcraft: Orcs and Humans, where he yells it aloud when you sometimes select one.

Grunt (Warcraft: Orcs and Humans): Stop poking MEEE!!

Grunt (Warcraft 3): Why you poking me again?!

Bren Carrier (Company of Heroes): Bren here, here, HEREEEEE!!

Airborne (Company of Heroes): You click me one more time and I will FUCKING smoke you.

British Tank Commander (Company of Heroes): Gunner! Point the turret up at that camera in the sky!

by Texting Error November 26, 2019

Fangs Out

Military slang that means “itching for a fight”. Most commonly applies to fighter pilots.

Where’s my prey?! I’ve got my fangs out!

by Texting Error November 25, 2019