Texting Error's definitions

Dark Spirit

An invader. This can mean an invader of anything; countries, privacy, personal space, etc. It comes from Dark Souls, where players who are online are capable of invading another person’s game by using a Cracked Red Eye Orb. Many deaths are the result of dark spirits invading players’ worlds, aside from boss battles and traps.

Dark spirit has invaded!

Germany was a dark spirit known for invading Poland.
Frank, you dark spirit, why would you walk in on us banging like that?!
Hey, dark spirit, get off of my lawn!

by Texting Error December 17, 2019

Aim Down Your Sights

Something that Sgt. Foley will say very often in the mission SSDD which is your only day of actual training in the game: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Perhaps the most useful feature in a game with such overpowered weapons.

This phrase quickly became a meme along with "Rameriez! X that Y with your Z"

Foley: You've got to pick your targets by aiming deliberately down your sights from a stable stance!

Foley: That's all there is to it. You want your targets to go down, you gotta aim down your sights.

by Texting Error December 16, 2017

You’re Ugly

The ultimate insult to one’s appearance that mankind is capable of pulling off. One that its victim can do nothing but accept as the person who said it breaks out in a Texan dance.

Engineer: And another thing? You’re ugly.
Sniper: (fucking dies)
Engineer: *starts dancing* Yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaaah kayo!

by Texting Error December 19, 2019

Purple Republic

Penguins of the Purple Republic are often a-holes who use their vast numbers to overwhelm the many, many people who play Club Penguin. They perform raids on servers, sometimes forming a swastikaout of bots. During raids, they will make VERY loud farts and are constantly drilling. They are purple penguins equipped with jackhammers and moderate armor (construction hat) and for some reason believe in a master race.

ACP member: what is happening
PR member: PURPLE REPUBLIC
PR member: DRILL THE INFIDELS
PR member: PURPLE PRIDE SERVER WIDE!
ACP member: *starts inviting agents of other armies*
RPF officer: ACP and PR? Where’s the rest of your squad?
ACP member: That’s the problem: there’s no squad.
PR bots: *fart*
RPF member: Let’s get out of here, man. There’s nothing I can do to help if nobody else is online.

by Texting Error February 6, 2018

Scratch

What all of your injuries truely are, if you are strong.

*arm gets cut off*
'Tis merely a scratch.

by Texting Error December 19, 2017

Ivan

A person from Russia (assumed) who gets some of the best tips from his comrades on the Internet. It's a meme, and Know Your Meme has made an entire article about it, so look there if you need more help.

You see Ivan, when hold peestol like me, you will never shoot the inaccurate, because fear of shooting fingers!

Yuo see Ivan, when carrying turret like me, the enemy will of not shooting you, because not knowing if use anti tank or anti infantery weapon.

You see Ivan, when shoot your own magazine, you make more boolets go out, and faster.

by Texting Error December 24, 2017

Warpig

A reference to that hat for soldier in TF2. In SoundSmith’s terms, a warpig is a player that greatly overestimates how good they are at the game.

Man, you ever see that guy in a pub who rocket jumps into the entire enemy team and gets demolished? That’s a warpig right there!

by Texting Error March 17, 2019