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You’re Ugly

The ultimate insult to one’s appearance that mankind is capable of pulling off. One that its victim can do nothing but accept as the person who said it breaks out in a Texan dance.

Engineer: And another thing? You’re ugly.
Sniper: (fucking dies)
Engineer: *starts dancing* Yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaaah kayo!

by Texting Error December 19, 2019

Aim Down Your Sights

Something that Sgt. Foley will say very often in the mission SSDD which is your only day of actual training in the game: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Perhaps the most useful feature in a game with such overpowered weapons.

This phrase quickly became a meme along with "Rameriez! X that Y with your Z"

Foley: You've got to pick your targets by aiming deliberately down your sights from a stable stance!

Foley: That's all there is to it. You want your targets to go down, you gotta aim down your sights.

by Texting Error December 16, 2017

Fangs Out

Military slang that means “itching for a fight”. Most commonly applies to fighter pilots.

Where’s my prey?! I’ve got my fangs out!

by Texting Error November 25, 2019

Glroy

You spelled "glory" wrong, didn't you?

In it for the glroy.
GN: *glory

by Texting Error December 19, 2017

Silver

The first actual rank in the game: Counter Strike: Global Offensive. People in this rank will try to get out of it and therefore try their hardest to win.
Be careful; the people you face are either B-rushing Russians, n00bs, Gold Novas, other silvers, Global Elites, hackers, straight-out-of-C.O.D guys, higher ranked, or little kids who are up past their bedtime.

---------------------------------------------------------Average Matchmaking Game---------------------------------------------Dmitri (Terrorist): RUSH B with P90, comrades!
You (Radio): I need help, I repeat, I need help!
Noob (Terrorist): coming
Noob (DEAD): srry man
Enemy Global Elite: haha get rekt
Dmitri (Terrorist): Plant the bomb, comrade, I'll cover you!
Announcer: Bomb has been planted.
*You and Dmitri are ambushed*
CaptainPrice141 (Counter Terrorist): Get to the bomb and I'll provide overwatch.
CaptainPrice141 (DEAD): f***
Announcer: Bomb has been defused.
COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN
Dmitri (DEAD): cyka blyat
You (DEAD): why does this always happen
Enemy Global Elite: Looks like someone's not getting out of Silver I for a while.

by Texting Error November 25, 2019

Space

The one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism.

Commander! You’ve rained on my glorious parade. For this, I’m sending everything I’ve got at you, but I won’t let you have the satisfaction of capturing me. I’m escaping to the ONE place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism
*trying not to laugh*
SPACE!

by Texting Error April 4, 2020

E Key

E= MEDIC!

It's a hotkey in the game Team Fortess 2, which makes your character yell "MEDIC!" as loud as he could.

It's also the one key that medics hope you break one day.

xXFaZe SnIpErXx (Voice): MEDIC!
Noob (Voice): MEDIC!
Kill Me (Voice): MEDIC!
One-Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse (Voice): MEDIC!
Ribs Grow Back (BLU Medic): i hope ur e key breaks...

by Texting Error April 19, 2018