63 definitions by Tex-Mex Shawn C.
A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.
Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}
From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}
From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 28, 2010
1. When a guy has sex with a woman while using a dildo on another woman.
2. When a guy born with two dicks has sex with two women at the same time.
3. When a woman has a threesome with two guys.
2. When a guy born with two dicks has sex with two women at the same time.
3. When a woman has a threesome with two guys.
1. "Dude last night I fucked Tonya while I was using a dildo on Maxine! A little double barreled action."
2. "Last night I found some real freaky women who were lookin' for some special double barreled action. Nailed both of 'em at the same time!"
3. "Last night I got Ray and Jessie to come over and got a little double barreled action"
2. "Last night I found some real freaky women who were lookin' for some special double barreled action. Nailed both of 'em at the same time!"
3. "Last night I got Ray and Jessie to come over and got a little double barreled action"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
When you have diarrhea but it's not completely runny. It comes out as several small pieces of shit really quickly that all hit the water like a meteor shower in the sky.
Guy 1: "Man, there was a porcelain meteor shower last night after I ate all that Mexican food."
Guy 2: "WTF dude TMI!!"
Guy 2: "WTF dude TMI!!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
A person who is really smart, and everyone asks them for help with things they don't understand. The person has extensive knowledge of many different subjects.
Guy 1: "I think I put the right answer for #3 on that test"
Guy 2: "Well I put A."
Guy 1: "I put B. Wish I knew if that was right."
Guy 2: "Lets go ask Mike, he has a google brain."
Guy 2: "Well I put A."
Guy 1: "I put B. Wish I knew if that was right."
Guy 2: "Lets go ask Mike, he has a google brain."
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 22, 2010
A mustache grown out by a man for a specific cause or awareness, usually a charity. It can also refer to a situation in which a man pledges to shave off the mustache he wears regularly if a certain variable is met.
1. Guy: What is that?
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.
2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.
2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
When a guy takes a shit in a girl's vagina, then fucks her and pulls his penis out. It has shit all over it and it looks like a messy mexican crispito.
Guy 1: "Damn that's a freaky book you're reading!"
Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"
Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"
Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"
Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 22, 2010
A term used to describe what a person does when over photoshopping every picture they take, to the point that it looks terrible. They usually believe that their photos can always look better and use way too many filters, effects and tools to ruin them.
Why does Felisha always nit pic every photo she takes with her digital camera? They look better before she messes with them.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010