Definitions by Tex-Mex Shawn C.
Fail Snail
A situation in which a person has failed but it takes them a really long time to realize why they failed.
Guy: "Ahahahaha"
Girl: "What did I do wrong?"
Guy: "Wow, you're really slow aren't you? You're a Fail Snail!"
Girl: "What did I do wrong?"
Guy: "Wow, you're really slow aren't you? You're a Fail Snail!"
Fail Snail by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Buehrlemeter
The new term being used by MLB analysts to judge the greatness of very good defensive plays. Named for Mark Buehrle, who made a spectacular play in the first game of the 2010 season and won the 2009 Gold Glove for Pitcher. The scale goes from 1-10 with 10 being equal to Mark Buehrle's amazing opening day play.
Buehrlemeter by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Hacky Sacked
Guy 1: "Did you hear about Tim?"
Guy 2: "No what happened?"
Guy 1: "Vera found out Tim was cheating on her with Anna so she hacky sacked him."
Guy 2: "Ouch!"
Guy 2: "No what happened?"
Guy 1: "Vera found out Tim was cheating on her with Anna so she hacky sacked him."
Guy 2: "Ouch!"
Hacky Sacked by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Ying Yang Bang
Guy 1: "That was a wild sex party I went to last night. I saw two people 69ing each other and there were two dudes fucking them in the ass while they did it!"
Guy 2: "Damn you saw a ying yang bang!"
Guy 2: "Damn you saw a ying yang bang!"
Ying Yang Bang by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Mexican Crispito
When a guy takes a shit in a girl's vagina, then fucks her and pulls his penis out. It has shit all over it and it looks like a messy mexican crispito.
Guy 1: "Damn that's a freaky book you're reading!"
Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"
Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"
Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"
Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"
Mexican Crispito by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Queeny Bopper
When a boy aged 10-12 is gay or very effeminate, and likes things that are normally only liked by teeny bopper girls of that age. Examples include guys who like Justin Bieber, boy bands, the color pink, make up, dolls, etc.
Kid 1: "Look at Craig over there with all those girls. Why do they like him so much, I think he's gay."
Kid 2: "Because he's a queeny bopper and likes all the same crap they do. He's definitely gay."
Kid 2: "Because he's a queeny bopper and likes all the same crap they do. He's definitely gay."
Queeny Bopper by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Cranksturbate
When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.
Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."
Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."
Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."
Cranksturbate by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010