AOLame

Anything having to do with the incredibly unreliable AOL program that causes you frustration and makes you want to punch someone in the face for having to put up with it. There are many situations involving AOL that are AOLame including:

1)When something on AOL screws up it's AOLame.
2)The amount of memory AOL uses while running, slowing your computer down significantly is AOLame.
3)When AOL crashes, that's AOLame.
4)When you are in a quiet setting, and you sign onto your AOL email and that guy says YOU'VE GOT MAIL! and everyone looks at you, that's AOLame.
5)When someone on AOL TOS you and your account gets blocked permanently without even being able to explain anything to an AOL person, that's definitely AOLame.

The list goes on and on with the AOL program.

The word AOLame derives from AOL AIM, the instant messaging program AOL uses. You combine AOLAIM, and you change it to mean Lame AOL, or AOLame.
Guy 1: Did you get that email Jeff sent everybody?
Guy 2: I don't know, let me check my AOL.
Guy 2: Ugh! This program sucks! It crashed on me!
Guy 1: Wow, that's AOLame!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 23, 2010
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Queer Beer

A term for any non-alcoholic beer that people buy at a bar, club or restaurant, or any other public place. Not applicable if the person is doing it in the privacy of their own home, which voids the embarrassment. Synonyms: Near Beer
Bartender: "What'll ya have?"
Guy 1: "I'll take an O'Doul's."
Guy 2: "What are you doing? That's a queer beer!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 20, 2010
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Double Barreled Action

1. When a guy has sex with a woman while using a dildo on another woman.

2. When a guy born with two dicks has sex with two women at the same time.

3. When a woman has a threesome with two guys.
1. "Dude last night I fucked Tonya while I was using a dildo on Maxine! A little double barreled action."

2. "Last night I found some real freaky women who were lookin' for some special double barreled action. Nailed both of 'em at the same time!"

3. "Last night I got Ray and Jessie to come over and got a little double barreled action"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
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Sailed The Seven Seas

When a person can say that they have had sex with men or women of many different ethnicities, races & origins.
Jim, a businessman for a major corporation, has really sailed the seven seas on his many different business trips across the globe.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 23, 2010
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Magic Bullet Theory

The theory that attempts to explain how the infomercial product, "The Magic Bullet", actually works. It fails miserably and everyone who bought this product hates themselves for having believed the commercial's lies.
I bought a Magic Bullet and it worked for about 2 tries before a nasty burning smell started to come from around the blades and the cord burned out. It would also not blend up ice nearly as well as the commercial or the box said it would. What a piece of junk! So much for the Magic Bullet Theory!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 04, 2010
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Window Browser

Someone who goes to the mall or walks by several shops on a street only looking at what they can see in the window or through the window, using this alone to determine which places to go in.
Girl 1: Went to the mall yesterday.
Girl 2: Did you see anything?
Girl 1: Well I was really just a window browser but I didn't really go in anywhere.
Girl 2: Oh nothing good huh?
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 28, 2010
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Band Shirt Whore

A person who wears a band shirt every day. If you check their closet, they will most likely have 20-50 band shirts and maybe 1 or 2 other shirts. Most of these people are between the age of 13-30.
John is a band shirt whore. He has probably 10 Metallica shirts, 5 nirvana shirts and at least a dozen other band shirts and that's all he wears!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 03, 2010
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