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A person who is caught doing something illegal by police who used Facebook statuses by said person to bring their illegal actions to light. Basically, police search for stuff on Facebook and people's incriminating status updates get them caught.
An example of a news story about a person who was Facebooked:
Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.
Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010
Get the Facebooked mug.Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"
Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"
Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"
Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"
Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Get the Centimeter Peter Syndrome mug.When your boss not only informs you at 4 PM that you have to work late, but that there is a serious issue needing to be solved or paperwork that needs to be done in a hurry before 6:00 PM. Can also be used as an excuse to stay at work after everyone goes home so you can fool around with your boss.
Wife: "Hey, I have to work late tonight. The boss just walked in and gave me a fix by six. Can you start dinner?"
Husband: "Sure, whatever."(knows she's having affair with boss)
Wife: "Yeah, ok then."
(Married couple who are only in it for the children)
Husband: "Sure, whatever."(knows she's having affair with boss)
Wife: "Yeah, ok then."
(Married couple who are only in it for the children)
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 20, 2010
Get the Fix By Six mug.Guy 1: "Did you hear about Tim?"
Guy 2: "No what happened?"
Guy 1: "Vera found out Tim was cheating on her with Anna so she hacky sacked him."
Guy 2: "Ouch!"
Guy 2: "No what happened?"
Guy 1: "Vera found out Tim was cheating on her with Anna so she hacky sacked him."
Guy 2: "Ouch!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Get the Hacky Sacked mug.A very specified branch of Kinesiology, in which the entire focus is only on the movement of the penis and penis related kinetics.
I was disappointed when my university told me they do not offer a degree in penisiology, as I felt that was a very under-represented scientific branch of study.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
Get the Penisiology mug.A person who is really smart, and everyone asks them for help with things they don't understand. The person has extensive knowledge of many different subjects.
Guy 1: "I think I put the right answer for #3 on that test"
Guy 2: "Well I put A."
Guy 1: "I put B. Wish I knew if that was right."
Guy 2: "Lets go ask Mike, he has a google brain."
Guy 2: "Well I put A."
Guy 1: "I put B. Wish I knew if that was right."
Guy 2: "Lets go ask Mike, he has a google brain."
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Get the Google Brain mug.The same as regular french fries except the potato skin is left on them, so that they appear to be higher quality than they actually are or more healthy than they really are. Many fast food companies are switching to natural cut fries in an attempt to raise sells such as Wendy's and Hardee's.
Guy: I'm going to Wendy's to get some natural cut fries. They are using sea salt now too.
Girl: Boy, a sucker is born every day.
Girl: Boy, a sucker is born every day.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010
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