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A mustache grown out by a man for a specific cause or awareness, usually a charity. It can also refer to a situation in which a man pledges to shave off the mustache he wears regularly if a certain variable is met.
1. Guy: What is that?
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.
2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.
2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
Get the Charity Stache mug.Guy 1: "Let me call this girl back she was pretty awesome."
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Get the Phoney Number mug.When a man's dick does not go straight out when fully erect, but rather leans one direction or is curved or bent in an odd way.
Jessica was going to have sex with Mike but his leaning tower of penis proved to be too strange for Jessica.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
Get the Leaning Tower Of Penis mug.When two high school senior girls make a pact that if they are still single at their 10-year high school reunion, they will have sex together. Typically the girls are very good friends or best friends and are not lesbians, and have never fooled around together previously in their friendship.
Girl 1: "Ok, lets make a 10-Year Sex Pact: if we're still single in 10 years, we'll have sex after our 10-year high school reunion."
Girl 2: "Alright."
Girl 2: "Alright."
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
Get the 10-Year Sex Pact mug.1. When a guy has sex with a woman while using a dildo on another woman.
2. When a guy born with two dicks has sex with two women at the same time.
3. When a woman has a threesome with two guys.
2. When a guy born with two dicks has sex with two women at the same time.
3. When a woman has a threesome with two guys.
1. "Dude last night I fucked Tonya while I was using a dildo on Maxine! A little double barreled action."
2. "Last night I found some real freaky women who were lookin' for some special double barreled action. Nailed both of 'em at the same time!"
3. "Last night I got Ray and Jessie to come over and got a little double barreled action"
2. "Last night I found some real freaky women who were lookin' for some special double barreled action. Nailed both of 'em at the same time!"
3. "Last night I got Ray and Jessie to come over and got a little double barreled action"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
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Get the Viagratification mug.A fight in baseball usually caused by a pitcher hitting a batter with a pitch or buzzing/knocking him down with an inside pitch.
In Game 3 of the 2003 ALCS, the Yankees and Red Sox famously got into a basebrawl after Roger Clemens pitched way inside to Manny Ramirez, and Ramirez charged the mound. The fight ended with Don Zimmer's old ass being thrown to the ground by Pedro Martinez.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010
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