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The new term being used by MLB analysts to judge the greatness of very good defensive plays. Named for Mark Buehrle, who made a spectacular play in the first game of the 2010 season and won the 2009 Gold Glove for Pitcher. The scale goes from 1-10 with 10 being equal to Mark Buehrle's amazing opening day play.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Get the Buehrlemeter mug.When a man is woken up in the morning by his woman, who is already in the act of having intercourse with him.
Guy 1: So I wake up this morning and Vanessa is on top of me and my pants are down!
Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!
Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
Get the Cock A Doodle Do Me mug.When a guy or girl does not go slow or easy on their partner who is having sex for their first time.
Guy 1: So you finally had sex with Tonya last night? Was she a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah but I didn't hold nothing back man. I went right at that and fucked that pussy hard man. She was screaming my name and shit bro!
Guy 1: Ah, so you went for the full scale invasion I see.
Guy 2: Yeah but I didn't hold nothing back man. I went right at that and fucked that pussy hard man. She was screaming my name and shit bro!
Guy 1: Ah, so you went for the full scale invasion I see.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
Get the Full Scale Invasion mug.1)What a pitcher and his catcher are referred to in baseball.
2)Two people who are dating or married, who argue a lot and always turn to physical violence toward each other as the arguments escalate.
2)Two people who are dating or married, who argue a lot and always turn to physical violence toward each other as the arguments escalate.
1)Mark Buehrle and AJ Pierzynski have been battery mates since 2005.
2)Jim and Paula were both arrested after a neighbor heard them fighting and screaming and called the police. Both were charged with domestic violence against each other.
2)Jim and Paula were both arrested after a neighbor heard them fighting and screaming and called the police. Both were charged with domestic violence against each other.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
Get the Battery Mates mug.A term used to describe what a person does when over photoshopping every picture they take, to the point that it looks terrible. They usually believe that their photos can always look better and use way too many filters, effects and tools to ruin them.
Why does Felisha always nit pic every photo she takes with her digital camera? They look better before she messes with them.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
Get the Nit Pic mug.A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.
Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}
From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}
From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
Get the Tennis Elbow Douchebag mug.A word someone tries to use in the board game Scrabble, which does not exist in the dictionary, but the person insists must be a word just because it sounds like one.
Player 1: S-C-R-A-T-H scrath!
Player 2: Wait, scrath? That's not a word!
Player 1: Yes it is!
Player 2: Dictionary says no, sorry.
Player 1: It's a word, ive heard it before!
Player 2: Dude, it's not in the dictionary, it doesn't count!
Player 1: I know it's a word, you're cheating.
Player 2: Use it in a sentence.
Player 1: The douchebag playing scrabble would not let his friend count the word scrath!
Player 2: LOL shut up, i'm not counting your Scrabble babble.
Player 2: Wait, scrath? That's not a word!
Player 1: Yes it is!
Player 2: Dictionary says no, sorry.
Player 1: It's a word, ive heard it before!
Player 2: Dude, it's not in the dictionary, it doesn't count!
Player 1: I know it's a word, you're cheating.
Player 2: Use it in a sentence.
Player 1: The douchebag playing scrabble would not let his friend count the word scrath!
Player 2: LOL shut up, i'm not counting your Scrabble babble.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
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