Tex-Mex Shawn C.'s definitions

Nit Pic

A term used to describe what a person does when over photoshopping every picture they take, to the point that it looks terrible. They usually believe that their photos can always look better and use way too many filters, effects and tools to ruin them.

Why does Felisha always nit pic every photo she takes with her digital camera? They look better before she messes with them.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

Tennis Elbow Douchebag

A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.

Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}

From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

Magic Bullet Theory

The theory that attempts to explain how the infomercial product, "The Magic Bullet", actually works. It fails miserably and everyone who bought this product hates themselves for having believed the commercial's lies.

I bought a Magic Bullet and it worked for about 2 tries before a nasty burning smell started to come from around the blades and the cord burned out. It would also not blend up ice nearly as well as the commercial or the box said it would. What a piece of junk! So much for the Magic Bullet Theory!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Plug N' Player

A guitarist who is so bad ass, he doesn't need any effects or pedals to play. He just plugs the guitar into an amp and plays the shit out of it.

Guy 1: "What pedals is Hal using up there?"

Guy 2: "None, he's a plug n' player!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

Quadcycle

Slang for an ATV.

Guy 1: What are you doing this summer?
Guy 2: Thought i'd finally take the quadcycle up on Sugarloaf Mountain and see what she's got.
Guy 1: Sounds awesome, and dangerous.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

Phone Call Cock Block

When you are about to have sex and you get a phone call that ruins the moment for the other person.

Guy 1: WTF did you call me last night?!

Guy 2: What man?

Guy 1: You pulled a phone call cock block! I was about to hit that shit and you called and she didn't want to anymore!

Guy 2: Damn i'm sorry man.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

Tragic Number

In sports, the opposite of the "magic number". The amount of games the team in 2nd place in a division needs to lose to lose the division.

Sportscenter: "The Yankees win tonight gives them a magic number of 7."

Red Sox fan: "Damn, now our tragic number is down to 7."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010