63 definitions by Tex-Mex Shawn C.
Any real person(not a bot or program) who spams the hell out of your Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, or other social networking sites, or email box with items all day long.
Guy: I had to delete Angela, but that's ok I didn't like her in High School anyways.
Girl: Why'd you delete her?
Guy: She's a Sir Spam-A-Lot! She posted a never-ending barrage of iJango updates and statuses. I tried to tell her about it and she got really mad so I deleted her. Best move I ever made on Facebook!
Girl: I know, her status update rate is pretty ridiculous.
Guy: Tell me about it! I just want to tell her that her stupid program is never going to be anything and that she should get a real job, but she'll fall on her face like she did with Agloco, and I will be there to laugh and laugh. Haha.
Girl: Why'd you delete her?
Guy: She's a Sir Spam-A-Lot! She posted a never-ending barrage of iJango updates and statuses. I tried to tell her about it and she got really mad so I deleted her. Best move I ever made on Facebook!
Girl: I know, her status update rate is pretty ridiculous.
Guy: Tell me about it! I just want to tell her that her stupid program is never going to be anything and that she should get a real job, but she'll fall on her face like she did with Agloco, and I will be there to laugh and laugh. Haha.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 28, 2010
When people speak by calling out each letter of many of the words in their conversation because young children are present for any number of reasons.
Mom: I want to tell you something but Chris is here.
Dad: Just use letter speak.
Mom: My D-A-D is going to G-E-T C-H-R-I-S a W-I-I for C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S.
Dad: Awesome!
Kid: What did mommy say daddy?
Dad: I can't tell you.
Dad: Just use letter speak.
Mom: My D-A-D is going to G-E-T C-H-R-I-S a W-I-I for C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S.
Dad: Awesome!
Kid: What did mommy say daddy?
Dad: I can't tell you.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 20, 2010
Guy 1: What do you think is behind the iron curtain?
Guy 2: Rita? I bet she doesn't shave her vag.
Guy 1: Man that's nasty. You know I'd make sweet love to her.
Guy 2: You would make sweet love to a girl who doesn't shave her vag.
Guy 1: Man you don't know that. Nobody knows what's behind the iron curtain.
Guy 2: Rita? I bet she doesn't shave her vag.
Guy 1: Man that's nasty. You know I'd make sweet love to her.
Guy 2: You would make sweet love to a girl who doesn't shave her vag.
Guy 1: Man you don't know that. Nobody knows what's behind the iron curtain.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
When a boy aged 10-12 is gay or very effeminate, and likes things that are normally only liked by teeny bopper girls of that age. Examples include guys who like Justin Bieber, boy bands, the color pink, make up, dolls, etc.
Kid 1: "Look at Craig over there with all those girls. Why do they like him so much, I think he's gay."
Kid 2: "Because he's a queeny bopper and likes all the same crap they do. He's definitely gay."
Kid 2: "Because he's a queeny bopper and likes all the same crap they do. He's definitely gay."
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 22, 2010
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
When your boss not only informs you at 4 PM that you have to work late, but that there is a serious issue needing to be solved or paperwork that needs to be done in a hurry before 6:00 PM. Can also be used as an excuse to stay at work after everyone goes home so you can fool around with your boss.
Wife: "Hey, I have to work late tonight. The boss just walked in and gave me a fix by six. Can you start dinner?"
Husband: "Sure, whatever."(knows she's having affair with boss)
Wife: "Yeah, ok then."
(Married couple who are only in it for the children)
Husband: "Sure, whatever."(knows she's having affair with boss)
Wife: "Yeah, ok then."
(Married couple who are only in it for the children)
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 20, 2010