Definitions by Tex-Mex Shawn C.
Three Prong In A Two Prong World
An expression used by a guy to describe being in a situation in which he is the only man in an area full of women. Usually refers to a situation in which he is not happy to be amongst many women. Expression comes from the fact that a power cord with three prongs looks like it has a penis, while a power cord with two prongs would look more feminine in comparison. The three prong plug would not fit into a two prong outlet, as the man does not belong in this female happy zone.
Examples would be his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a chick flick, and he was the only guy; or his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a concert that was a person only women are fans of; or when she drags her guy into a store especially for women like Yankee Candle, Bath & Body Works or Victoria's Secret.
Examples would be his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a chick flick, and he was the only guy; or his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a concert that was a person only women are fans of; or when she drags her guy into a store especially for women like Yankee Candle, Bath & Body Works or Victoria's Secret.
Boy let me tell you, last night was a nightmare. The wife really wanted to go see some movie so I took her and I mustve been the only guy in the whole room. Talk about being a three prong in a two prong world! It was horrible!
Three Prong In A Two Prong World by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
Window Browser
Someone who goes to the mall or walks by several shops on a street only looking at what they can see in the window or through the window, using this alone to determine which places to go in.
Girl 1: Went to the mall yesterday.
Girl 2: Did you see anything?
Girl 1: Well I was really just a window browser but I didn't really go in anywhere.
Girl 2: Oh nothing good huh?
Girl 2: Did you see anything?
Girl 1: Well I was really just a window browser but I didn't really go in anywhere.
Girl 2: Oh nothing good huh?
Window Browser by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
Scrabble Babble
A word someone tries to use in the board game Scrabble, which does not exist in the dictionary, but the person insists must be a word just because it sounds like one.
Player 1: S-C-R-A-T-H scrath!
Player 2: Wait, scrath? That's not a word!
Player 1: Yes it is!
Player 2: Dictionary says no, sorry.
Player 1: It's a word, ive heard it before!
Player 2: Dude, it's not in the dictionary, it doesn't count!
Player 1: I know it's a word, you're cheating.
Player 2: Use it in a sentence.
Player 1: The douchebag playing scrabble would not let his friend count the word scrath!
Player 2: LOL shut up, i'm not counting your Scrabble babble.
Player 2: Wait, scrath? That's not a word!
Player 1: Yes it is!
Player 2: Dictionary says no, sorry.
Player 1: It's a word, ive heard it before!
Player 2: Dude, it's not in the dictionary, it doesn't count!
Player 1: I know it's a word, you're cheating.
Player 2: Use it in a sentence.
Player 1: The douchebag playing scrabble would not let his friend count the word scrath!
Player 2: LOL shut up, i'm not counting your Scrabble babble.
Scrabble Babble by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
Quadcycle
Guy 1: What are you doing this summer?
Guy 2: Thought i'd finally take the quadcycle up on Sugarloaf Mountain and see what she's got.
Guy 1: Sounds awesome, and dangerous.
Guy 2: Thought i'd finally take the quadcycle up on Sugarloaf Mountain and see what she's got.
Guy 1: Sounds awesome, and dangerous.
Quadcycle by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
Keep It On The Download
An expression which means essentially the same thing as keep it on the down low, except is referring to some illegal download item or site that people don't want getting found out by the FCC or RIAA.
Guy 1: Thanks for telling me about that bit torrent site last night. I got lots of awesome movies and tv shows.
Guy 2: Yeah it's great but keep it on the download. We don't need it getting busted by the FCC or RIAA.
Guy 2: Yeah it's great but keep it on the download. We don't need it getting busted by the FCC or RIAA.
Keep It On The Download by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
Tennis Elbow Douchebag
A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.
Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}
From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}
From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag
Tennis Elbow Douchebag by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
Sir Spam-A-Lot
Any real person(not a bot or program) who spams the hell out of your Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, or other social networking sites, or email box with items all day long.
Guy: I had to delete Angela, but that's ok I didn't like her in High School anyways.
Girl: Why'd you delete her?
Guy: She's a Sir Spam-A-Lot! She posted a never-ending barrage of iJango updates and statuses. I tried to tell her about it and she got really mad so I deleted her. Best move I ever made on Facebook!
Girl: I know, her status update rate is pretty ridiculous.
Guy: Tell me about it! I just want to tell her that her stupid program is never going to be anything and that she should get a real job, but she'll fall on her face like she did with Agloco, and I will be there to laugh and laugh. Haha.
Girl: Why'd you delete her?
Guy: She's a Sir Spam-A-Lot! She posted a never-ending barrage of iJango updates and statuses. I tried to tell her about it and she got really mad so I deleted her. Best move I ever made on Facebook!
Girl: I know, her status update rate is pretty ridiculous.
Guy: Tell me about it! I just want to tell her that her stupid program is never going to be anything and that she should get a real job, but she'll fall on her face like she did with Agloco, and I will be there to laugh and laugh. Haha.
Sir Spam-A-Lot by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010