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A very specified branch of Kinesiology, in which the entire focus is only on the movement of the penis and penis related kinetics.
I was disappointed when my university told me they do not offer a degree in penisiology, as I felt that was a very under-represented scientific branch of study.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
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After the assembly about abstinence, sex and STDs, all students were encouraged to sign the Abstinence Wall.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010
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by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
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Guy 2: Thought i'd finally take the quadcycle up on Sugarloaf Mountain and see what she's got.
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Guy 1: Sounds awesome, and dangerous.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
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by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010
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Player 1: S-C-R-A-T-H scrath!
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Player 2: Dictionary says no, sorry.
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Player 2: Wait, scrath? That's not a word!
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Player 2: Dictionary says no, sorry.
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by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
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Guy 1: "I put B. Wish I knew if that was right."
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by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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