Tex-Mex Shawn C.'s definitions

Sir Spam-A-Lot

Any real person(not a bot or program) who spams the hell out of your Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, or other social networking sites, or email box with items all day long.

Guy: I had to delete Angela, but that's ok I didn't like her in High School anyways.
Girl: Why'd you delete her?
Guy: She's a Sir Spam-A-Lot! She posted a never-ending barrage of iJango updates and statuses. I tried to tell her about it and she got really mad so I deleted her. Best move I ever made on Facebook!
Girl: I know, her status update rate is pretty ridiculous.
Guy: Tell me about it! I just want to tell her that her stupid program is never going to be anything and that she should get a real job, but she'll fall on her face like she did with Agloco, and I will be there to laugh and laugh. Haha.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

Womanifest Destiny

When a man or group of men have the mindset that they need to have casual sex with every hot woman in the same situation. Situations are usually long term places like school, work or regulars in a bar or club.

Womanifest Destiny, being much like the United States' original idea of manifest destiny, has caused the downfall of many men.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Charity Stache

A mustache grown out by a man for a specific cause or awareness, usually a charity. It can also refer to a situation in which a man pledges to shave off the mustache he wears regularly if a certain variable is met.

1. Guy: What is that?
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.

2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Penisiology

A very specified branch of Kinesiology, in which the entire focus is only on the movement of the penis and penis related kinetics.

I was disappointed when my university told me they do not offer a degree in penisiology, as I felt that was a very under-represented scientific branch of study.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Pee Tree

Any tree in which a male person uses as a quick urinal outside.

Boy: I have to pee really bad daddy!
Dad: Go over there and make that a pee tree son.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Dutch Twolips

Slang for a woman's pussy.

Greg bragged extensively to all of his friends after finally getting to bang Rhonda's Dutch Twolips.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Viagratification

When a man is forced to take Viagra in order to get off.

Jim knew he was old when he had Viagratification for the first time.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010