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Natural Cut Fries

The same as regular french fries except the potato skin is left on them, so that they appear to be higher quality than they actually are or more healthy than they really are. Many fast food companies are switching to natural cut fries in an attempt to raise sells such as Wendy's and Hardee's.
Guy: I'm going to Wendy's to get some natural cut fries. They are using sea salt now too.
Girl: Boy, a sucker is born every day.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010
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Scrabble Babble

A word someone tries to use in the board game Scrabble, which does not exist in the dictionary, but the person insists must be a word just because it sounds like one.
Player 1: S-C-R-A-T-H scrath!
Player 2: Wait, scrath? That's not a word!
Player 1: Yes it is!
Player 2: Dictionary says no, sorry.
Player 1: It's a word, ive heard it before!
Player 2: Dude, it's not in the dictionary, it doesn't count!
Player 1: I know it's a word, you're cheating.
Player 2: Use it in a sentence.
Player 1: The douchebag playing scrabble would not let his friend count the word scrath!
Player 2: LOL shut up, i'm not counting your Scrabble babble.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
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Double Barreled Action

1. When a guy has sex with a woman while using a dildo on another woman.

2. When a guy born with two dicks has sex with two women at the same time.

3. When a woman has a threesome with two guys.
1. "Dude last night I fucked Tonya while I was using a dildo on Maxine! A little double barreled action."

2. "Last night I found some real freaky women who were lookin' for some special double barreled action. Nailed both of 'em at the same time!"

3. "Last night I got Ray and Jessie to come over and got a little double barreled action"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
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Crowdcaster

The person who sits in the crowd and feels the need to point out everything that is going on in the game very loudly to whoever he is sitting with. He or she usually has extensive knowledge of the sport at which they are attending, but feel the need to put this on display loudly and obnoxiously on every single play.
Guy 1: Never go to a game with Nick.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: He's a crowdcaster. He was shouting out every play in excruciating detail. I was thinking 'Dude shut up; we all know he missed the ball. You don't have to explain how he should have done it!'

Guy 2: I hate crowdcasters. Anyone crowdcasting should be banned from sports!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 30, 2010
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Band Shirt Whore

A person who wears a band shirt every day. If you check their closet, they will most likely have 20-50 band shirts and maybe 1 or 2 other shirts. Most of these people are between the age of 13-30.
John is a band shirt whore. He has probably 10 Metallica shirts, 5 nirvana shirts and at least a dozen other band shirts and that's all he wears!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
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Felicity Syndrome

When a person changes their appearance in such a way that changes their looks too much for people to see them the same way anymore. Not quite as extreme as Jennifer Grey Syndrome.
Guy 1: Did you see Aleesha's new nose ring?

Guy 2: Yeah I never thought a girl like her would get one. I just don't like them.

Guy 1: Yeah me neither, she was hot before that. Now I just can't look at her the same.

Guy 2: She has Felicity Syndrome.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
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Viagratification

When a man is forced to take Viagra in order to get off.
Jim knew he was old when he had Viagratification for the first time.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
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