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A mustache grown out by a man for a specific cause or awareness, usually a charity. It can also refer to a situation in which a man pledges to shave off the mustache he wears regularly if a certain variable is met.
1. Guy: What is that?
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.
2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.
2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
Get the Charity Stache mug.An expression used by a guy to describe being in a situation in which he is the only man in an area full of women. Usually refers to a situation in which he is not happy to be amongst many women. Expression comes from the fact that a power cord with three prongs looks like it has a penis, while a power cord with two prongs would look more feminine in comparison. The three prong plug would not fit into a two prong outlet, as the man does not belong in this female happy zone.
Examples would be his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a chick flick, and he was the only guy; or his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a concert that was a person only women are fans of; or when she drags her guy into a store especially for women like Yankee Candle, Bath & Body Works or Victoria's Secret.
Examples would be his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a chick flick, and he was the only guy; or his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a concert that was a person only women are fans of; or when she drags her guy into a store especially for women like Yankee Candle, Bath & Body Works or Victoria's Secret.
Boy let me tell you, last night was a nightmare. The wife really wanted to go see some movie so I took her and I mustve been the only guy in the whole room. Talk about being a three prong in a two prong world! It was horrible!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
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by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
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Jim, a businessman for a major corporation, has really sailed the seven seas on his many different business trips across the globe.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
Get the Sailed The Seven Seas mug.When a man is woken up in the morning by his woman, who is already in the act of having intercourse with him.
Guy 1: So I wake up this morning and Vanessa is on top of me and my pants are down!
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by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"
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Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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Jessica was going to have sex with Mike but his leaning tower of penis proved to be too strange for Jessica.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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