Queeny Bopper

When a boy aged 10-12 is gay or very effeminate, and likes things that are normally only liked by teeny bopper girls of that age. Examples include guys who like Justin Bieber, boy bands, the color pink, make up, dolls, etc.

Kid 1: "Look at Craig over there with all those girls. Why do they like him so much, I think he's gay."

Kid 2: "Because he's a queeny bopper and likes all the same crap they do. He's definitely gay."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Buehrlemeter

The new term being used by MLB analysts to judge the greatness of very good defensive plays. Named for Mark Buehrle, who made a spectacular play in the first game of the 2010 season and won the 2009 Gold Glove for Pitcher. The scale goes from 1-10 with 10 being equal to Mark Buehrle's amazing opening day play.

Guy 1: "Wow what a play by Ryan Zimmerman!"

Guy 2: "That's at least an 8 on the Buehrlemeter!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Cock A Doodle Do Me

When a man is woken up in the morning by his woman, who is already in the act of having intercourse with him.

Guy 1: So I wake up this morning and Vanessa is on top of me and my pants are down!

Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010

Leaning Tower Of Penis

When a man's dick does not go straight out when fully erect, but rather leans one direction or is curved or bent in an odd way.

Jessica was going to have sex with Mike but his leaning tower of penis proved to be too strange for Jessica.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010

Phoney Number

When a girl gives a guy a fake number because she doesn't ever want to see him again.

Guy 1: "Let me call this girl back she was pretty awesome."
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Sexponent

An exponent number that you add to 10 to properly judge a very attractive person who goes beyond 10 on the basic 1-10 hot scale.

Guy 1: How hot is she 1-10?

Guy 2: Way hotter than 10. You need to use sexponents to judge her!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 03, 2010

Masturbation Station

The box, drawer or other place you store all of the items you use to masturbate including lotions, magazines, porn videos, dildos, etc.

Guy 1: His mom said we could come in here and get my video game.

Guy 2: Well lets get it and go.

Guy 1: Ewwww

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I found Jeff's masturbation station! It's all sticky and shit!

Guy 2: Ahhh gross

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 30, 2010