Tex-Mex Shawn C.'s definitions

Leaning Tower Of Penis

When a man's dick does not go straight out when fully erect, but rather leans one direction or is curved or bent in an odd way.

Jessica was going to have sex with Mike but his leaning tower of penis proved to be too strange for Jessica.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010

Plug N' Player

A guitarist who is so bad ass, he doesn't need any effects or pedals to play. He just plugs the guitar into an amp and plays the shit out of it.

Guy 1: "What pedals is Hal using up there?"

Guy 2: "None, he's a plug n' player!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

Abstinence Wall

The common practice in public schools of putting up giant poster boards or sheets of paper in which students sign their names stating that they pledge to remain a virgin and/or abstinent.

After the assembly about abstinence, sex and STDs, all students were encouraged to sign the Abstinence Wall.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010

Quadcycle

Slang for an ATV.

Guy 1: What are you doing this summer?
Guy 2: Thought i'd finally take the quadcycle up on Sugarloaf Mountain and see what she's got.
Guy 1: Sounds awesome, and dangerous.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

Magic Bullet Theory

The theory that attempts to explain how the infomercial product, "The Magic Bullet", actually works. It fails miserably and everyone who bought this product hates themselves for having believed the commercial's lies.

I bought a Magic Bullet and it worked for about 2 tries before a nasty burning smell started to come from around the blades and the cord burned out. It would also not blend up ice nearly as well as the commercial or the box said it would. What a piece of junk! So much for the Magic Bullet Theory!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Full Scale Invasion

When a guy or girl does not go slow or easy on their partner who is having sex for their first time.

Guy 1: So you finally had sex with Tonya last night? Was she a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah but I didn't hold nothing back man. I went right at that and fucked that pussy hard man. She was screaming my name and shit bro!
Guy 1: Ah, so you went for the full scale invasion I see.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010

Nit Pic

A term used to describe what a person does when over photoshopping every picture they take, to the point that it looks terrible. They usually believe that their photos can always look better and use way too many filters, effects and tools to ruin them.

Why does Felisha always nit pic every photo she takes with her digital camera? They look better before she messes with them.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010