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When a boy aged 10-12 is gay or very effeminate, and likes things that are normally only liked by teeny bopper girls of that age. Examples include guys who like Justin Bieber, boy bands, the color pink, make up, dolls, etc.
Kid 1: "Look at Craig over there with all those girls. Why do they like him so much, I think he's gay."
Kid 2: "Because he's a queeny bopper and likes all the same crap they do. He's definitely gay."
Kid 2: "Because he's a queeny bopper and likes all the same crap they do. He's definitely gay."
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Get the Queeny Bopper mug.When a guy takes a shit in a girl's vagina, then fucks her and pulls his penis out. It has shit all over it and it looks like a messy mexican crispito.
Guy 1: "Damn that's a freaky book you're reading!"
Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"
Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"
Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"
Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Get the Mexican Crispito mug.1)What a pitcher and his catcher are referred to in baseball.
2)Two people who are dating or married, who argue a lot and always turn to physical violence toward each other as the arguments escalate.
2)Two people who are dating or married, who argue a lot and always turn to physical violence toward each other as the arguments escalate.
1)Mark Buehrle and AJ Pierzynski have been battery mates since 2005.
2)Jim and Paula were both arrested after a neighbor heard them fighting and screaming and called the police. Both were charged with domestic violence against each other.
2)Jim and Paula were both arrested after a neighbor heard them fighting and screaming and called the police. Both were charged with domestic violence against each other.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
Get the Battery Mates mug.When people speak by calling out each letter of many of the words in their conversation because young children are present for any number of reasons.
Mom: I want to tell you something but Chris is here.
Dad: Just use letter speak.
Mom: My D-A-D is going to G-E-T C-H-R-I-S a W-I-I for C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S.
Dad: Awesome!
Kid: What did mommy say daddy?
Dad: I can't tell you.
Dad: Just use letter speak.
Mom: My D-A-D is going to G-E-T C-H-R-I-S a W-I-I for C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S.
Dad: Awesome!
Kid: What did mommy say daddy?
Dad: I can't tell you.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010
Get the Letter Speak mug.Someone who goes to the mall or walks by several shops on a street only looking at what they can see in the window or through the window, using this alone to determine which places to go in.
Girl 1: Went to the mall yesterday.
Girl 2: Did you see anything?
Girl 1: Well I was really just a window browser but I didn't really go in anywhere.
Girl 2: Oh nothing good huh?
Girl 2: Did you see anything?
Girl 1: Well I was really just a window browser but I didn't really go in anywhere.
Girl 2: Oh nothing good huh?
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
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Greg bragged extensively to all of his friends after finally getting to bang Rhonda's Dutch Twolips.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
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