Skip to main content

Tex-Mex Shawn C.'s definitions

Tennis Elbow Douchebag

A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.
Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}

From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
mugGet the Tennis Elbow Douchebagmug.

Viagratification

When a man is forced to take Viagra in order to get off.
Jim knew he was old when he had Viagratification for the first time.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
mugGet the Viagratificationmug.

AOLame

Anything having to do with the incredibly unreliable AOL program that causes you frustration and makes you want to punch someone in the face for having to put up with it. There are many situations involving AOL that are AOLame including:

1)When something on AOL screws up it's AOLame.
2)The amount of memory AOL uses while running, slowing your computer down significantly is AOLame.
3)When AOL crashes, that's AOLame.
4)When you are in a quiet setting, and you sign onto your AOL email and that guy says YOU'VE GOT MAIL! and everyone looks at you, that's AOLame.
5)When someone on AOL TOS you and your account gets blocked permanently without even being able to explain anything to an AOL person, that's definitely AOLame.

The list goes on and on with the AOL program.

The word AOLame derives from AOL AIM, the instant messaging program AOL uses. You combine AOLAIM, and you change it to mean Lame AOL, or AOLame.
Guy 1: Did you get that email Jeff sent everybody?
Guy 2: I don't know, let me check my AOL.
Guy 2: Ugh! This program sucks! It crashed on me!
Guy 1: Wow, that's AOLame!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
mugGet the AOLamemug.

Basebrawl

A fight in baseball usually caused by a pitcher hitting a batter with a pitch or buzzing/knocking him down with an inside pitch.
In Game 3 of the 2003 ALCS, the Yankees and Red Sox famously got into a basebrawl after Roger Clemens pitched way inside to Manny Ramirez, and Ramirez charged the mound. The fight ended with Don Zimmer's old ass being thrown to the ground by Pedro Martinez.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010
mugGet the Basebrawlmug.

Abstinence Wall

The common practice in public schools of putting up giant poster boards or sheets of paper in which students sign their names stating that they pledge to remain a virgin and/or abstinent.
After the assembly about abstinence, sex and STDs, all students were encouraged to sign the Abstinence Wall.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010
mugGet the Abstinence Wallmug.

Plug N' Player

A guitarist who is so bad ass, he doesn't need any effects or pedals to play. He just plugs the guitar into an amp and plays the shit out of it.
Guy 1: "What pedals is Hal using up there?"

Guy 2: "None, he's a plug n' player!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
mugGet the Plug N' Playermug.

Magic Bullet Theory

The theory that attempts to explain how the infomercial product, "The Magic Bullet", actually works. It fails miserably and everyone who bought this product hates themselves for having believed the commercial's lies.
I bought a Magic Bullet and it worked for about 2 tries before a nasty burning smell started to come from around the blades and the cord burned out. It would also not blend up ice nearly as well as the commercial or the box said it would. What a piece of junk! So much for the Magic Bullet Theory!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
mugGet the Magic Bullet Theorymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email