Tex-Mex Shawn C.'s definitions

Basebrawl

A fight in baseball usually caused by a pitcher hitting a batter with a pitch or buzzing/knocking him down with an inside pitch.

In Game 3 of the 2003 ALCS, the Yankees and Red Sox famously got into a basebrawl after Roger Clemens pitched way inside to Manny Ramirez, and Ramirez charged the mound. The fight ended with Don Zimmer's old ass being thrown to the ground by Pedro Martinez.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010

Masturbation Station

The box, drawer or other place you store all of the items you use to masturbate including lotions, magazines, porn videos, dildos, etc.

Guy 1: His mom said we could come in here and get my video game.

Guy 2: Well lets get it and go.

Guy 1: Ewwww

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I found Jeff's masturbation station! It's all sticky and shit!

Guy 2: Ahhh gross

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 30, 2010

Meximelt

A Mexican person who was born in the US and is completely assimilated into the US society from birth. Person usually grows up learning both English and Spanish and can speak both fluently. Essentially, it's just a way of saying a person is an American-Mexican. Calling them Tex-Mex may not apply if the person is not actually from Texas.

Girl: Who's that new guy over there?
Guy: That's Juan Carlos, he's in my math class.
Girl: He's hot. Is he Mexican?
Guy: Yeah but he's a Meximelt. He's from Colorado.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010

ReMorse Code

Going old school here, it is when a person sent a morse code message to someone saying something mean to them, then sent an apology message to them for the mean message.

Person 1: -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / ..- --. .-.. -.-- .-.-.-(You are ugly)
Person 2: .-- .... .- - / - .... . / .... . .-.. .-.. ..--.. ?(What the hell?)
Person 1: .. / .- -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- --..-- / .. / ... .... --- ..- .-.. -.. -. .----. - / .... .- ...- . / ... .- .. -.. / - .... .- - .-.-.-(I am sorry, I shouldn't have said that)

ReMorse Code...

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010

10-Year Sex Pact

When two high school senior girls make a pact that if they are still single at their 10-year high school reunion, they will have sex together. Typically the girls are very good friends or best friends and are not lesbians, and have never fooled around together previously in their friendship.

Girl 1: "Ok, lets make a 10-Year Sex Pact: if we're still single in 10 years, we'll have sex after our 10-year high school reunion."

Girl 2: "Alright."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

Behind The Iron Curtain

A phrase used to describe what you think a girl who is very conservative would look like naked.

Guy 1: What do you think is behind the iron curtain?

Guy 2: Rita? I bet she doesn't shave her vag.

Guy 1: Man that's nasty. You know I'd make sweet love to her.

Guy 2: You would make sweet love to a girl who doesn't shave her vag.

Guy 1: Man you don't know that. Nobody knows what's behind the iron curtain.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

Three Prong In A Two Prong World

An expression used by a guy to describe being in a situation in which he is the only man in an area full of women. Usually refers to a situation in which he is not happy to be amongst many women. Expression comes from the fact that a power cord with three prongs looks like it has a penis, while a power cord with two prongs would look more feminine in comparison. The three prong plug would not fit into a two prong outlet, as the man does not belong in this female happy zone.

Examples would be his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a chick flick, and he was the only guy; or his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a concert that was a person only women are fans of; or when she drags her guy into a store especially for women like Yankee Candle, Bath & Body Works or Victoria's Secret.

Boy let me tell you, last night was a nightmare. The wife really wanted to go see some movie so I took her and I mustve been the only guy in the whole room. Talk about being a three prong in a two prong world! It was horrible!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010