Tex-Mex Shawn C.'s definitions

Mexican Crispito

When a guy takes a shit in a girl's vagina, then fucks her and pulls his penis out. It has shit all over it and it looks like a messy mexican crispito.

Guy 1: "Damn that's a freaky book you're reading!"

Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"

Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Queeny Bopper

When a boy aged 10-12 is gay or very effeminate, and likes things that are normally only liked by teeny bopper girls of that age. Examples include guys who like Justin Bieber, boy bands, the color pink, make up, dolls, etc.

Kid 1: "Look at Craig over there with all those girls. Why do they like him so much, I think he's gay."

Kid 2: "Because he's a queeny bopper and likes all the same crap they do. He's definitely gay."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Fail Snail

A situation in which a person has failed but it takes them a really long time to realize why they failed.

Guy: "Ahahahaha"

Girl: "What did I do wrong?"

Guy: "Wow, you're really slow aren't you? You're a Fail Snail!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Sexponential

When a guy or girl is so hot that they go beyond the basic 1-10 hot scale and need an exponent next to the 10 to judge their attractiveness.

Guy 1: Damn that girl is fine.

Guy 2: I know she's sexponential. She's 10 to the power of 3 at least!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

Buehrlemeter

The new term being used by MLB analysts to judge the greatness of very good defensive plays. Named for Mark Buehrle, who made a spectacular play in the first game of the 2010 season and won the 2009 Gold Glove for Pitcher. The scale goes from 1-10 with 10 being equal to Mark Buehrle's amazing opening day play.

Guy 1: "Wow what a play by Ryan Zimmerman!"

Guy 2: "That's at least an 8 on the Buehrlemeter!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Basebrawl

A fight in baseball usually caused by a pitcher hitting a batter with a pitch or buzzing/knocking him down with an inside pitch.

In Game 3 of the 2003 ALCS, the Yankees and Red Sox famously got into a basebrawl after Roger Clemens pitched way inside to Manny Ramirez, and Ramirez charged the mound. The fight ended with Don Zimmer's old ass being thrown to the ground by Pedro Martinez.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010

Viagratification

When a man is forced to take Viagra in order to get off.

Jim knew he was old when he had Viagratification for the first time.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010