Tex-Mex Shawn C.'s definitions

Quadcycle

Slang for an ATV.

Guy 1: What are you doing this summer?
Guy 2: Thought i'd finally take the quadcycle up on Sugarloaf Mountain and see what she's got.
Guy 1: Sounds awesome, and dangerous.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

Magic Bullet Theory

The theory that attempts to explain how the infomercial product, "The Magic Bullet", actually works. It fails miserably and everyone who bought this product hates themselves for having believed the commercial's lies.

I bought a Magic Bullet and it worked for about 2 tries before a nasty burning smell started to come from around the blades and the cord burned out. It would also not blend up ice nearly as well as the commercial or the box said it would. What a piece of junk! So much for the Magic Bullet Theory!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Plug N' Player

A guitarist who is so bad ass, he doesn't need any effects or pedals to play. He just plugs the guitar into an amp and plays the shit out of it.

Guy 1: "What pedals is Hal using up there?"

Guy 2: "None, he's a plug n' player!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

Fail Snail

A situation in which a person has failed but it takes them a really long time to realize why they failed.

Guy: "Ahahahaha"

Girl: "What did I do wrong?"

Guy: "Wow, you're really slow aren't you? You're a Fail Snail!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Facebooked

A person who is caught doing something illegal by police who used Facebook statuses by said person to bring their illegal actions to light. Basically, police search for stuff on Facebook and people's incriminating status updates get them caught.

An example of a news story about a person who was Facebooked:

Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010

Robolike

When someone on your Facebook friend list goes on a spree of liking many pages in a short amount of time, as if they just set up a bot program to like a ton of pages.

An example of a Robolike situation:

News Feed Most Recent

Scott Merkin likes Chicago White Sox & 162 other pages.
10 minutes ago.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010

Viagratification

When a man is forced to take Viagra in order to get off.

Jim knew he was old when he had Viagratification for the first time.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010