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When a person changes their appearance in such a way that changes their looks too much for people to see them the same way anymore. Not quite as extreme as Jennifer Grey Syndrome.
Guy 1: Did you see Aleesha's new nose ring?
Guy 2: Yeah I never thought a girl like her would get one. I just don't like them.
Guy 1: Yeah me neither, she was hot before that. Now I just can't look at her the same.
Guy 2: She has Felicity Syndrome.
Guy 2: Yeah I never thought a girl like her would get one. I just don't like them.
Guy 1: Yeah me neither, she was hot before that. Now I just can't look at her the same.
Guy 2: She has Felicity Syndrome.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
Get the Felicity Syndrome mug.A very specified branch of Kinesiology, in which the entire focus is only on the movement of the penis and penis related kinetics.
I was disappointed when my university told me they do not offer a degree in penisiology, as I felt that was a very under-represented scientific branch of study.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
Get the Penisiology mug.When your boss not only informs you at 4 PM that you have to work late, but that there is a serious issue needing to be solved or paperwork that needs to be done in a hurry before 6:00 PM. Can also be used as an excuse to stay at work after everyone goes home so you can fool around with your boss.
Wife: "Hey, I have to work late tonight. The boss just walked in and gave me a fix by six. Can you start dinner?"
Husband: "Sure, whatever."(knows she's having affair with boss)
Wife: "Yeah, ok then."
(Married couple who are only in it for the children)
Husband: "Sure, whatever."(knows she's having affair with boss)
Wife: "Yeah, ok then."
(Married couple who are only in it for the children)
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 20, 2010
Get the Fix By Six mug.Guy 1: "Did you hear about Tim?"
Guy 2: "No what happened?"
Guy 1: "Vera found out Tim was cheating on her with Anna so she hacky sacked him."
Guy 2: "Ouch!"
Guy 2: "No what happened?"
Guy 1: "Vera found out Tim was cheating on her with Anna so she hacky sacked him."
Guy 2: "Ouch!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Get the Hacky Sacked mug.Guy 1: Did you hear about Mark?
Guy 2: No what happened?
Guy 1: He started talking noise to this guy and they got in a fight.
Guy 2: Really? Mark's a big guy, he probably knocked him out huh?
Guy 1: No way. This guy knew Taekwondo and kicked Mark's ass! He had to go to the hospital for a broken nose! That guy was like Blacky Chan or something!
Guy 2: No what happened?
Guy 1: He started talking noise to this guy and they got in a fight.
Guy 2: Really? Mark's a big guy, he probably knocked him out huh?
Guy 1: No way. This guy knew Taekwondo and kicked Mark's ass! He had to go to the hospital for a broken nose! That guy was like Blacky Chan or something!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010
Get the Blacky Chan mug.Guy 1: WTF did you call me last night?!
Guy 2: What man?
Guy 1: You pulled a phone call cock block! I was about to hit that shit and you called and she didn't want to anymore!
Guy 2: Damn i'm sorry man.
Guy 2: What man?
Guy 1: You pulled a phone call cock block! I was about to hit that shit and you called and she didn't want to anymore!
Guy 2: Damn i'm sorry man.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
Get the Phone Call Cock Block mug.In sports, the opposite of the "magic number". The amount of games the team in 2nd place in a division needs to lose to lose the division.
Sportscenter: "The Yankees win tonight gives them a magic number of 7."
Red Sox fan: "Damn, now our tragic number is down to 7."
Red Sox fan: "Damn, now our tragic number is down to 7."
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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