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Centimeter Peter Syndrome

When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.
Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"

Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"

Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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Full Scale Invasion

When a guy or girl does not go slow or easy on their partner who is having sex for their first time.
Guy 1: So you finally had sex with Tonya last night? Was she a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah but I didn't hold nothing back man. I went right at that and fucked that pussy hard man. She was screaming my name and shit bro!
Guy 1: Ah, so you went for the full scale invasion I see.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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Nit Pic

A term used to describe what a person does when over photoshopping every picture they take, to the point that it looks terrible. They usually believe that their photos can always look better and use way too many filters, effects and tools to ruin them.
Why does Felisha always nit pic every photo she takes with her digital camera? They look better before she messes with them.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
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Tragic Number

In sports, the opposite of the "magic number". The amount of games the team in 2nd place in a division needs to lose to lose the division.
Sportscenter: "The Yankees win tonight gives them a magic number of 7."

Red Sox fan: "Damn, now our tragic number is down to 7."
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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Behind The Iron Curtain

A phrase used to describe what you think a girl who is very conservative would look like naked.
Guy 1: What do you think is behind the iron curtain?

Guy 2: Rita? I bet she doesn't shave her vag.

Guy 1: Man that's nasty. You know I'd make sweet love to her.

Guy 2: You would make sweet love to a girl who doesn't shave her vag.

Guy 1: Man you don't know that. Nobody knows what's behind the iron curtain.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
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10-Year Sex Pact

When two high school senior girls make a pact that if they are still single at their 10-year high school reunion, they will have sex together. Typically the girls are very good friends or best friends and are not lesbians, and have never fooled around together previously in their friendship.
Girl 1: "Ok, lets make a 10-Year Sex Pact: if we're still single in 10 years, we'll have sex after our 10-year high school reunion."

Girl 2: "Alright."
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
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Magic Bullet Theory

The theory that attempts to explain how the infomercial product, "The Magic Bullet", actually works. It fails miserably and everyone who bought this product hates themselves for having believed the commercial's lies.
I bought a Magic Bullet and it worked for about 2 tries before a nasty burning smell started to come from around the blades and the cord burned out. It would also not blend up ice nearly as well as the commercial or the box said it would. What a piece of junk! So much for the Magic Bullet Theory!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
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