Meximelt

A Mexican person who was born in the US and is completely assimilated into the US society from birth. Person usually grows up learning both English and Spanish and can speak both fluently. Essentially, it's just a way of saying a person is an American-Mexican. Calling them Tex-Mex may not apply if the person is not actually from Texas.

Girl: Who's that new guy over there?
Guy: That's Juan Carlos, he's in my math class.
Girl: He's hot. Is he Mexican?
Guy: Yeah but he's a Meximelt. He's from Colorado.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010

Masturbation Station

The box, drawer or other place you store all of the items you use to masturbate including lotions, magazines, porn videos, dildos, etc.

Guy 1: His mom said we could come in here and get my video game.

Guy 2: Well lets get it and go.

Guy 1: Ewwww

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I found Jeff's masturbation station! It's all sticky and shit!

Guy 2: Ahhh gross

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 30, 2010

ReMorse Code

Going old school here, it is when a person sent a morse code message to someone saying something mean to them, then sent an apology message to them for the mean message.

Person 1: -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / ..- --. .-.. -.-- .-.-.-(You are ugly)
Person 2: .-- .... .- - / - .... . / .... . .-.. .-.. ..--.. ?(What the hell?)
Person 1: .. / .- -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- --..-- / .. / ... .... --- ..- .-.. -.. -. .----. - / .... .- ...- . / ... .- .. -.. / - .... .- - .-.-.-(I am sorry, I shouldn't have said that)

ReMorse Code...

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010

Plug N' Player

A guitarist who is so bad ass, he doesn't need any effects or pedals to play. He just plugs the guitar into an amp and plays the shit out of it.

Guy 1: "What pedals is Hal using up there?"

Guy 2: "None, he's a plug n' player!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

Three Prong In A Two Prong World

An expression used by a guy to describe being in a situation in which he is the only man in an area full of women. Usually refers to a situation in which he is not happy to be amongst many women. Expression comes from the fact that a power cord with three prongs looks like it has a penis, while a power cord with two prongs would look more feminine in comparison. The three prong plug would not fit into a two prong outlet, as the man does not belong in this female happy zone.

Examples would be his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a chick flick, and he was the only guy; or his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a concert that was a person only women are fans of; or when she drags her guy into a store especially for women like Yankee Candle, Bath & Body Works or Victoria's Secret.

Boy let me tell you, last night was a nightmare. The wife really wanted to go see some movie so I took her and I mustve been the only guy in the whole room. Talk about being a three prong in a two prong world! It was horrible!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

Gay Bay Fudge Packers

A term used by fans of the NFL's other 31 teams to refer to the Green Bay Packers.

Bears Fan: I really hate those Gay Bay Fudge Packers!
Vikings Fan: I know me too. If I see another cheesehead around here, i'm gonna kick his ass!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

Leaning Tower Of Penis

When a man's dick does not go straight out when fully erect, but rather leans one direction or is curved or bent in an odd way.

Jessica was going to have sex with Mike but his leaning tower of penis proved to be too strange for Jessica.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010