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A person who is really smart, and everyone asks them for help with things they don't understand. The person has extensive knowledge of many different subjects.
Guy 1: "I think I put the right answer for #3 on that test"
Guy 2: "Well I put A."
Guy 1: "I put B. Wish I knew if that was right."
Guy 2: "Lets go ask Mike, he has a google brain."
Guy 2: "Well I put A."
Guy 1: "I put B. Wish I knew if that was right."
Guy 2: "Lets go ask Mike, he has a google brain."
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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Player 1: S-C-R-A-T-H scrath!
Player 2: Wait, scrath? That's not a word!
Player 1: Yes it is!
Player 2: Dictionary says no, sorry.
Player 1: It's a word, ive heard it before!
Player 2: Dude, it's not in the dictionary, it doesn't count!
Player 1: I know it's a word, you're cheating.
Player 2: Use it in a sentence.
Player 1: The douchebag playing scrabble would not let his friend count the word scrath!
Player 2: LOL shut up, i'm not counting your Scrabble babble.
Player 2: Wait, scrath? That's not a word!
Player 1: Yes it is!
Player 2: Dictionary says no, sorry.
Player 1: It's a word, ive heard it before!
Player 2: Dude, it's not in the dictionary, it doesn't count!
Player 1: I know it's a word, you're cheating.
Player 2: Use it in a sentence.
Player 1: The douchebag playing scrabble would not let his friend count the word scrath!
Player 2: LOL shut up, i'm not counting your Scrabble babble.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
Get the Scrabble Babble mug.Going old school here, it is when a person sent a morse code message to someone saying something mean to them, then sent an apology message to them for the mean message.
Person 1: -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / ..- --. .-.. -.-- .-.-.-(You are ugly)
Person 2: .-- .... .- - / - .... . / .... . .-.. .-.. ..--.. ?(What the hell?)
Person 1: .. / .- -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- --..-- / .. / ... .... --- ..- .-.. -.. -. .----. - / .... .- ...- . / ... .- .. -.. / - .... .- - .-.-.-(I am sorry, I shouldn't have said that)
ReMorse Code...
Person 2: .-- .... .- - / - .... . / .... . .-.. .-.. ..--.. ?(What the hell?)
Person 1: .. / .- -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- --..-- / .. / ... .... --- ..- .-.. -.. -. .----. - / .... .- ...- . / ... .- .. -.. / - .... .- - .-.-.-(I am sorry, I shouldn't have said that)
ReMorse Code...
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010
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Guy 1: His mom said we could come in here and get my video game.
Guy 2: Well lets get it and go.
Guy 1: Ewwww
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I found Jeff's masturbation station! It's all sticky and shit!
Guy 2: Ahhh gross
Guy 2: Well lets get it and go.
Guy 1: Ewwww
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I found Jeff's masturbation station! It's all sticky and shit!
Guy 2: Ahhh gross
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 30, 2010
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Girl: Who's that new guy over there?
Guy: That's Juan Carlos, he's in my math class.
Girl: He's hot. Is he Mexican?
Guy: Yeah but he's a Meximelt. He's from Colorado.
Guy: That's Juan Carlos, he's in my math class.
Girl: He's hot. Is he Mexican?
Guy: Yeah but he's a Meximelt. He's from Colorado.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010
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Get the Viagratification mug.Anything having to do with the incredibly unreliable AOL program that causes you frustration and makes you want to punch someone in the face for having to put up with it. There are many situations involving AOL that are AOLame including:
1)When something on AOL screws up it's AOLame.
2)The amount of memory AOL uses while running, slowing your computer down significantly is AOLame.
3)When AOL crashes, that's AOLame.
4)When you are in a quiet setting, and you sign onto your AOL email and that guy says YOU'VE GOT MAIL! and everyone looks at you, that's AOLame.
5)When someone on AOL TOS you and your account gets blocked permanently without even being able to explain anything to an AOL person, that's definitely AOLame.
The list goes on and on with the AOL program.
The word AOLame derives from AOL AIM, the instant messaging program AOL uses. You combine AOLAIM, and you change it to mean Lame AOL, or AOLame.
1)When something on AOL screws up it's AOLame.
2)The amount of memory AOL uses while running, slowing your computer down significantly is AOLame.
3)When AOL crashes, that's AOLame.
4)When you are in a quiet setting, and you sign onto your AOL email and that guy says YOU'VE GOT MAIL! and everyone looks at you, that's AOLame.
5)When someone on AOL TOS you and your account gets blocked permanently without even being able to explain anything to an AOL person, that's definitely AOLame.
The list goes on and on with the AOL program.
The word AOLame derives from AOL AIM, the instant messaging program AOL uses. You combine AOLAIM, and you change it to mean Lame AOL, or AOLame.
Guy 1: Did you get that email Jeff sent everybody?
Guy 2: I don't know, let me check my AOL.
Guy 2: Ugh! This program sucks! It crashed on me!
Guy 1: Wow, that's AOLame!
Guy 2: I don't know, let me check my AOL.
Guy 2: Ugh! This program sucks! It crashed on me!
Guy 1: Wow, that's AOLame!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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