Definitions by Tenacious Faulker
marketing machine
The constant, incessant and relentless assult on the senses of the public and individual's alike by the corporate community and/or the government designed to alter, influence and even impair your ability to effect your own unbaised and reasonable needs, wants, and opinions.
1) Modern U.S. corporations spend hundreds of billions of dollars each year to perpetuate the marketing machine in order promote ravenous consumerism to a virtually unchecked capitalistic society that plunders the Earth's resources and harms developing countries.
2) Bush and Cheney employed a massive marketing machine to sell the Iraqi war to the public, promote ongoing fear from 9/11, and shrunk the gap in the separation of church and state in order to get re-elected despite a disasterous 1st term in office.
2) Bush and Cheney employed a massive marketing machine to sell the Iraqi war to the public, promote ongoing fear from 9/11, and shrunk the gap in the separation of church and state in order to get re-elected despite a disasterous 1st term in office.
marketing machine by Tenacious Faulker May 19, 2009
Vente
I hate going into a Starbuck's for coffee. The dumbass baristas always treat me like an idiot because I confuse a "Tall, "Grande" and "Vente". "Short" is the only size that makes sense and "Grande" is a Spanish word! WTF is that?! Why can't they just call them medium, large and extra large?
Vente by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2009
Grande
A spanish word, supposedly meaning "large", bastardized by the Starbucks marketing machine to mean medium; their 16oz coffee.
I hate going into a Starbuck's for coffee. The dumbass baristas always treat me like an idiot because I confuse a "Tall, "Grande" and "Vente". Grande is spanish for large, right? "Short" is the only size that makes any sense and "Vente" is an Italian word! WTF is that?! Why can't they just call them small, medium, large and extra large anyway?
Grande by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2009
Short
The small coffee size at Starbuck's; the only size on the menu there that makes any sense (et al Tall, Grande, Vente).
"Short" is the smallest size Starbuck's offers, but you'll only get this if you ask for it by name. If you do order a "small" the barista will likely give you a "Tall" because anyone asking for a "small" will get the "Tall", which is the smallest size for which the prices are actually on the menu. Also only their hot drinks can be served in the "Short" size. Sound confsing? Yeah, I hate Starbuck's too!
Short by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2009
killa nilla
A white guy who is perfectly cool, collected, and comfortable in his whiteness so as to be attractive to woman, of all ethnicities, backgrounds and creeds.
Dexter just got to the club and like half da honies are are sprung for him. My boy's a real killa nilla!
killa nilla by Tenacious Faulker May 16, 2009
iHancock
Signing your signature digitally or electronically on digital pen pad, touch screen or on an Adobe file (or some other simiarly secure software) to send over the internet.
Cashier: Just swipe your credit card through the card reader, press "Credit", press "YES" to approve the amount, and sign your iHancock on the line onthe touchpad.
iHancock by Tenacious Faulker May 11, 2009
dolphin
(Tuna Can Label)
Warning:
(1) This product may contain up to 5% dolphin meat as we couldn't be bothered to separate the mammals from the fish. (2) There is no justidiction governing the meat on inadvertently caught dolphins so just suck it bitches. (3) Also
this product may contain 7mg of mercury which is about 20% the RDA of heavy metal intake.
Warning:
(1) This product may contain up to 5% dolphin meat as we couldn't be bothered to separate the mammals from the fish. (2) There is no justidiction governing the meat on inadvertently caught dolphins so just suck it bitches. (3) Also
this product may contain 7mg of mercury which is about 20% the RDA of heavy metal intake.
dolphin by Tenacious Faulker May 8, 2009