"For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856
Now go look it up, bitches.
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856
Now go look it up, bitches.
by Tenacious Faulker April 15, 2009
Get the it might have been mug.In Tagalog, the main dialect in the Philippines, means dude or bro; a very close friend.
Pronounced: PAR'day.
For women it's marde. Similar pronunciation
Pronounced: PAR'day.
For women it's marde. Similar pronunciation
Yo, parde! What's up?
by Tenacious Faulker July 19, 2009
Get the parde mug.Illegally or unethically obstructing someone from achieving their goal either by physically or figuratively getting in their way.
Synonyms: cock blocking, torpedoing, sniping
Synonyms: cock blocking, torpedoing, sniping
Mike Tomlin, coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, stood too far over on the sidelines and prevented a player from the Baltimore Ravens from making a touchdown that would've put the game away thereby creating the act of Tomlining
One of my co-workers tomlined me by bad mouthing me to my boss just when I was about about to get promoted.
Kanye West tried to tomlin Taylor Swift at the Grammys.
One of my co-workers tomlined me by bad mouthing me to my boss just when I was about about to get promoted.
Kanye West tried to tomlin Taylor Swift at the Grammys.
by Tenacious Faulker December 01, 2013
Get the Tomlining mug.1) Sorry I was late. My car just shit the bed on the way over.
2) If your friends shit the bed and don't get us out of Harlem in the Klan costumes...
3) Last night I thought I had to fart, but I shit the bed instead.
Use "Shyte" the bed" if you're limey.
2) If your friends shit the bed and don't get us out of Harlem in the Klan costumes...
3) Last night I thought I had to fart, but I shit the bed instead.
Use "Shyte" the bed" if you're limey.
by Tenacious Faulker May 02, 2008
Get the shit the bed mug.A state of mind bred into the minds of any caucasian female of any socio-economic class residing in America's armpit, New Jersey. The attitude combines the airheadedness of a blond, the foul mouth of a Quentin Tarantino movie, the self-centeredness of a mafia don's wife and the pathetic, materialistic shallowness and faux-classiness of Paris Hilton. While this attitude is prolific in this region not all females behave in such a way as the Jersey Girl's attitude, being parasitic in nature, must suck the life of other normal people by means of scorning, tormenting and demeaning in order to boost their own, hidden, low self-esteem, self-loathing and jealousy from not actually being born a Manhattanite.
Subcategories of the Jersey Girl genus are:
1) Italian: Guidette
2) Jewish: JAP
3) Anglo: White Trash
Subcategories of the Jersey Girl genus are:
1) Italian: Guidette
2) Jewish: JAP
3) Anglo: White Trash
by Tenacious Faulker April 04, 2009
Get the jersey girl mug.Basically your average white chick; not remarkabley attractive, not hideous either, and a bit on the thin side; as in the Nilla Wafer cookie. Used sometimes by black folks to describe a white chick or their girlfriends.
D'wayne's got hiself a cute lil' nilla waifer to buy him some shit!
Tina Fey and Paris Hilton are Morgan and Nicole Ritchie nilla waifers.
Tina Fey and Paris Hilton are Morgan and Nicole Ritchie nilla waifers.
by Tenacious Faulker May 01, 2009
Get the nilla waifer mug.I hate going into a Starbuck's for coffee. The dumbass baristas always treat me like an idiot because I confuse a "Tall, "Grande" and "Vente". "Short" is the only size that makes sense and "Grande" is a Spanish word! WTF is that?! Why can't they just call them medium, large and extra large?
by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2009
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