Telephony's definitions

tape poop

The residue left behind by some types of adhesive tape (duct tape is particularly notorious for this) when the tape is removed.

{Seen on a web page hosting a review of a drone}:

And this is the tape that I've been using to affix the GoPro to my drone.

I chose this tape specifically because it does not leave tape poop (residue) behind like duct tape would.

by Telephony October 3, 2020

creamated

An unfortunate, but all too common misspelling of the word, "cremated" -- which is where they incinerate your dead body and convert it into a few pounds of ashes rather than burying your body in a cemetery.

Al was creamated when he became worm food; I guess you could say he became fish food instead.

by Telephony September 16, 2020

badget busher

When somebody on YouTube who reviews R/C vehicles wants to say, "budget basher" and ends up inadvertantly saying, "badget busher" instead.

{Nate}: Today we're going to take a look at the budget brushless motor R/C car; the XLF X04.
{Abby}: This is a badget busher -- I mean a budget basher that may end up receiving great marks from Nate and I.

by Telephony September 3, 2020

snart

What you call it when you sneeze and fart simultaneously.

{Jose}: Ahhh-hhh-hhhh-CHOO (brap!)
Fuck I just snarted!!!

by Telephony September 3, 2020

peckerbutt

A generic insult, used by Butt-Head on the MTV program, "Beavis and Butt-Head" in the episode, "Plate Frisbee".

{Butt-Head}: There's a word for something that happens when you least expect it to.
{Stewart}: Ironic?
{Butt-Head}: No, peckerbutt. Something cool.

by Telephony August 15, 2020

dog water

Preseminal fluid (aka., "precum") that comes out of a dog's dick before the actual semen does.
It is very thin (like water) and nearly transparent.

Johnny's black lab is shooting dog water all over the rug because he knows that there's a bitch in heat nearby.

by Telephony August 15, 2020

speech imspediment

How Butt-Head from the TV program Beavis and Butt-Head says the phrase, "speech impediment" in the episode, "Speech Therapy".

{Butt-Head}: No ma'am, I don't have a speech imspediment.

by Telephony August 13, 2020