Mega City

A totally fictitious, phoney-bologna fake made-up city name featured in the Anthrax song, "I Am the Law".
And you won't fuck around no more - I AM THE LAW!
I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM THE LAW!
Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM THE LAW!
Because in Mega City ...
I AM THE LAW!!!
by Telephony August 28, 2014
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ripped

To be totally wasted; esp. from high-potency prescription drugs like oxycodone and/or hydrocodone.
{Angie}: Mom, you're totally ripped! Get your face out of your dinner plate! And put that coffee down -- you've already busted three coffee cups by dropping them!
They're cups of coffee for Christ sakes not bongs!
by Telephony July 13, 2014
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whiz you!

An exclamation of stinkiness, stronger than, "pee you!!!" but not as strong as, "piss you!!!".
{From the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Sing a Song of Patrick°}:
Writing stuff is hard
So I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy,
Pointy pointy pointy,
Whiz you! what's that horrible smell?
by Telephony August 14, 2014
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dimbulb fv¢kw€€d

A very stupid person.
The way that "fuck weed" is spelled, "fv¢kw€€d" bypasses the onboard censors found in many online BBSs and forums (or fora if you want to be a dick about it).
{I " heard" this totally fictional, fake, phoney-bologna song while I was flying my UAV this afternoon; sung to the jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture):

Bob's Bob-O-Pedics
From your bunghole to your penis
Some dimbulb fv¢kw€€d broke the carafe!!! (pron. as though it were spelled, "carafay")
{~1.5 second pause}
Bob's Bob-O-Pedics!
by Telephony November 25, 2020
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spark up a bowl

It means much the same as the phrase, "spark up a j", but instead of lighting up a joint, you're lighting up a small pipe with weed in it.
Hey Allen, let's go to that alley behind the bar and spark up a bowl. I got my hands on some primo shit this morning and I can't wait to smoke it!
by Telephony July 19, 2014
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no perspiration

How an anal retentive buttknocker might say the phrase, "no sweat".
{Scott}: Hey Aaron, can you move that board off the lawn please?
Aaron}: Sure Scott, no perspiration!
by Telephony March 12, 2022
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lite

How a faggot would spell the word, "light".
{Seen on a C=64 demo by Abyss in 1988}

A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE". .. EX. LIGHT AND LITE. NIGHT AND NITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?
by Telephony January 12, 2017
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