Telephony's definitions
{Craig}: Hey -=ShoEboX=-, when did you name your cat Amperstand?
{-=ShoEboX=-}: It's Ampersand dammit! AMPERSAND!!!
{-=ShoEboX=-}: It's Ampersand dammit! AMPERSAND!!!
by Telephony March 9, 2015
Get the amperstandmug. An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.
by Telephony June 15, 2014
Get the pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!mug. Much, much worse (O GOD SO MUCH WORSE!!!) than a POS.
Example: "John is such a PWPOSMF it ain't even funny. :-("
Example: "John is such a PWPOSMF it ain't even funny. :-("
by Telephony December 14, 2010
Get the PWPOSMFmug. by Telephony April 9, 2013
Get the urineheadmug. A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one would say, "plug it in" in the UK.
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one would say, "plug it in" in the UK.
♫Freshness with a fuck,♫
♫Plug it up plug it up!♫
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.
♫Plug it up plug it up!♫
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.
by Telephony July 13, 2017
Get the Freshness With a Fuckmug. A yellow photographic / videographic lens filter, making the entire scene look as though somebody had urinated all over the place -- on people, walls, furniture, plants -- I mean EVERYTHING!
by Telephony November 5, 2017
Get the piss lensmug. Far, far worse than a regular milksop; the pathetic cringing little milksop is not only an unmanly man, he may also be a whining little faggot, a crying sore loser, a truly pussywhipped man, a wholly dickwhipped woman, or other assorted wastoid.
Jake is such a pathetic cringing little milksop it ain't even funny -- the little bitch whines about anything and everything. He is truly an oxygen thief.
by Telephony December 17, 2011
Get the pathetic cringing little milksopmug.