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amperstand

A very common misspelling of the word, "ampersand" -- the 'and' symbol -- yeah this thing: ---> &
{Craig}: Hey -=ShoEboX=-, when did you name your cat Amperstand?
{-=ShoEboX=-}: It's Ampersand dammit! AMPERSAND!!!
by Telephony March 9, 2015
mugGet the amperstandmug.

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!
by Telephony June 15, 2014
mugGet the pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!mug.

PWPOSMF

An acronym that stands for "Pussywhipped Piece Of Shit Motherfucker".
Much, much worse (O GOD SO MUCH WORSE!!!) than a POS.
Example: "John is such a PWPOSMF it ain't even funny. :-("
by Telephony December 14, 2010
mugGet the PWPOSMFmug.

urinehead

Somebody who has enuresis (pisses the bed) well past his or her childhood years.
{Dave; at a jr. high basketball game to his 12 year-old stepbrother}: He wets the bed, urinehead!!!
by Telephony April 9, 2013
mugGet the urineheadmug.

Freshness With a Fuck

A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one would say, "plug it in" in the UK.
♫Freshness with a fuck,♫
Plug it up plug it up!♫

The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.
by Telephony July 13, 2017
mugGet the Freshness With a Fuckmug.

piss lens

A yellow photographic / videographic lens filter, making the entire scene look as though somebody had urinated all over the place -- on people, walls, furniture, plants -- I mean EVERYTHING!
A good part of the movie,"Behind Enemy Lines II" was filmed with a damn piss lens!
by Telephony November 5, 2017
mugGet the piss lensmug.

pathetic cringing little milksop

Far, far worse than a regular milksop; the pathetic cringing little milksop is not only an unmanly man, he may also be a whining little faggot, a crying sore loser, a truly pussywhipped man, a wholly dickwhipped woman, or other assorted wastoid.
Jake is such a pathetic cringing little milksop it ain't even funny -- the little bitch whines about anything and everything. He is truly an oxygen thief.
by Telephony December 17, 2011
mugGet the pathetic cringing little milksopmug.

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