Telephony's definitions

tape poop

The residue left behind by some types of adhesive tape (duct tape is particularly notorious for this) when the tape is removed.

{Seen on a web page hosting a review of a drone}:

And this is the tape that I've been using to affix the GoPro to my drone.

I chose this tape specifically because it does not leave tape poop (residue) behind like duct tape would.

by Telephony October 3, 2020

piss ant

Any of a number of ants that can be found indoors. So-named because they make your fingers smell like micturition (piss) when you squish them. The odour comes primarily from formic acid in the insect's body that is released when you kill it by smashing it between your fingers or squish it between your finger and a wall, sink, floor, etc.

I just killed three dozen piss ants in my bathroom lavatory! Now my fingers stink like piss!!! :-O

by Telephony May 1, 2015

sysop sweat

Perspiration (usually but not always from the pittles) from a sysop {short for, "system operator"}, a person who operates a BBS.

{Julio}: Hey Dave! What's that wet shit on the floor?!?
{Dave}: Oh nothing Julio. It's just some sysop sweat.

by Telephony July 20, 2014

softoff

The complete polar opposite of a hardon -- that is, when you're fucking somebody (female OR male) when your dick goes flaccid (limp) while you're still inside them.

I was cornholing this really hot dude last night, and I suddenly got a raging softoff. How fucking embarrasing!!!

by Telephony January 4, 2017

titty tisses

This phrase means the same as, "kitty kisses" in where a pet cat repeatedly licks your arm, hand, or face.

{Craig}: Hey Angie, check out this video I uploaded to YouTube that shows Nikki lavishing me with titty tisses!
{Angie}: Aww isn't that cute!?!

by Telephony October 3, 2014

urine and acetic acid

A more polite way to say the phrase, "piss and vinegar"; that is, a person or animal that is full of energy & spunk.

{Craig}: Boy, Puffin is full of the proverbial urine and acetic acid this morning, isn't he?
{Angie}: Just say piss and vinegar!

by Telephony May 22, 2016

urinator

What you might call the male penis because most of the time it's used, you expel micturition (piss, pee, poddy, etc.) out of it and into a urinal, toilet, bottle, cup, and so on where it can (hopefully) be disposed of.

Hang on a moment Dominique, I need to deal with my urinator before we go to the fag bar.

by Telephony October 5, 2018