ass doilies

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!

Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!

by Telephony July 22, 2019

Yo! Whassup homes?

A greeting that a person (usually but not always a black man) might say to a good friend of his when they approach one another.

{Edward}: Craig! Yo! Whassup homes?
{Craig} Hey there Edward! Just on my way to work. Wanna go grab a quick 40?

by Telephony March 31, 2021

douched out

Any ground-based vehicle (such as a bicycle, motorcycle, car, truck, van, bus, train, etc.) that has crashed or is in the process of crashing.

Drake: See that twisted heap of metal over there?
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.

by Telephony December 06, 2011

carmel

Pron. "\ˈkär-məl\" -- how many people say the word, "caramel"

I'm going to the store to buy some chocolate, carmel, and brown shurger.

by Telephony March 31, 2015

carmel

Pron. "\ˈkär-məl\" -- how many people say the word, "caramel".

I'm going to the store to buy some chocolate, carmel, and brown shurger.

by Telephony April 01, 2015

kăt fūd

Plain and simple: cat food -- spelled phonetically (how it sounds).
Works best when printed vs. when spoken of course.

GROCERY LIST:
------------------------------------------------------
milk
eggs
bread
taper powels
bottle of Drāno
kăt fūd
kăt litter
kăt treats
2 kăt beds
toliet plunger
bungwipe
light blubs

by Telephony April 01, 2015

dooshes

A fairly common misspelling of the word, "douches"
In fact, some computer speech synthesis programs require one to use this spelling, or else it comes out sounding like, "dowchez".

{Brief program typed on the Commodore 64 computer running the SAM (Software Automated Mouth) speech synthesis program}

0 reciter
1 say "he drinks Massengill brand post-menstrual disposable dooshes."
2 end

by Telephony June 01, 2016