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On Channel 27 at a quarter to three,
I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,
so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way
I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away
Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say
There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws
It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,
but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears
Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?
I saw a faggot cat looking right at me
Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices
It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar
Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium
Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,
'cause the faggot cat needs pancake power
When I say fag, you say got. Fag, got, fag, got.
When I say got, you say cat. Got, cat, got, cat.
Word to the F to the A to the double-G to the GOT to the C-A-T
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, cat
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, caaaaaaat
I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,
so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way
I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away
Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say
There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws
It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,
but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears
Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?
I saw a faggot cat looking right at me
Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices
It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar
Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium
Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,
'cause the faggot cat needs pancake power
When I say fag, you say got. Fag, got, fag, got.
When I say got, you say cat. Got, cat, got, cat.
Word to the F to the A to the double-G to the GOT to the C-A-T
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, cat
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, caaaaaaat
by Telephony May 29, 2016
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You wipe poo off of your bunghole with it, and then dispose of it by flushing (in most countries anyway).
Also known as bungwipe, rollios, TP, poliet taper.
You wipe poo off of your bunghole with it, and then dispose of it by flushing (in most countries anyway).
Also known as bungwipe, rollios, TP, poliet taper.
{Eric}: Hey Martha, can you please get me some wipe of bung out of the cabinet just outside the bathroom? I'd get it myself but I just took a plop and I'm still sitting on the shitbowl.
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Get the bungsnoipe mug.How some ghetto-dwellers say the word, "ask."
It is sometimes used as part of speech when talking in ebonics (yes, it is most frequently spoken this way rather than being written this way). It is definitely one way to butcher the English language -- albiet only a single word of it. :-(
It is sometimes used as part of speech when talking in ebonics (yes, it is most frequently spoken this way rather than being written this way). It is definitely one way to butcher the English language -- albiet only a single word of it. :-(
1:
{Tina}: Edward, may I axe you a question?
{Edward}: Don't you mean, "may I ASK you a question?"
{Tina}: That's what I just said! Can I axe you what all of those blown rubbers are doing on the bedroom floor every Saturday morning?
2:
Be sure to axe about the bloody ask in the trunk. ;-)
{Tina}: Edward, may I axe you a question?
{Edward}: Don't you mean, "may I ASK you a question?"
{Tina}: That's what I just said! Can I axe you what all of those blown rubbers are doing on the bedroom floor every Saturday morning?
2:
Be sure to axe about the bloody ask in the trunk. ;-)
by Telephony August 5, 2012
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So called because it is usually used for blowing the nose; though on occasion they are used to wipe away eye boogers.
So called because it is usually used for blowing the nose; though on occasion they are used to wipe away eye boogers.
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