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Truck Fump

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Trump".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).
Trump is suing states and filing for election results to be suspennded? Truck Fump.
by Telephony November 4, 2020
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tape poop

The residue left behind by some types of adhesive tape (duct tape is particularly notorious for this) when the tape is removed.
{Seen on a web page hosting a review of a drone}:

And this is the tape that I've been using to affix the GoPro to my drone.

I chose this tape specifically because it does not leave tape poop (residue) behind like duct tape would.
by Telephony October 3, 2020
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Twenty Twisted-Stick-Straight-Stick

The year 2021 as viewed from above.
From this vantage point, it looks like a 20, a twisted stick (2) and a straight stick (1).
{From a drone video on YouTube:
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:11pm PDT on 10-19-21 (or, "2021-10-19T18:11" or "2021 19 Oct." or even, "October 19, Twenty Twisted-Stick-Straight-Stick" if you prefer).
by Telephony October 19, 2020
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Nai

What rock star Billy Squier often says when he is intending to say the personal pronoun, "I".
{Sung, as in Squier's song, "(Another) 1984"}: Nai can't uranate!

(literally translates to, "I am not able to infuse this molten glass with an anion oxide of the heavy metal uranium")
by Telephony September 12, 2012
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F49

The word, "fag" when typed in attempt to bypass the inbuilt censors found in many online chat rooms, games, and BBS (forum) software.
Eric, you're such a phucking F49 it ain't even funny. :-|
Get off my dick...it's sick!!!
by Telephony October 27, 2012
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flushlight

(n.) \flush'līt\ A flashlight (usually an LED flashlight) that's so pathetically dim for its size that you just want to viciously throw it at one of those wall-mounted porcelain uranators or into a toliet to watch it explode into hundreds of sharp little bits (the flashlight, not the pisscan or the shitbowl).
{Linda}: Hey Freddy, please go grab me the flashlight so I can see what's making that squeaky noise behind the toliet!!!

{Freddy}: Got it! {click...click...click...} Shit! This fucking thing is a true flushlight if ever there was one! What a PWPOSMF!! It's so fucking dim that you couldn't see the bottom of an empty wastepaperbasket on a sunny day!!!
by Telephony November 6, 2012
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horse pig

Vulgar slang term for a mounted police officer (a, "mountie" as a Canadian citizen would call them).
{Husoos}: Hey Hozay! Better stash that dope quickly! There's a horse pig coming this way!
{Hozay}: Thanks for the warning Husoos!!! Dope stashed!!!
by Telephony November 28, 2012
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