{Angie}: Mom, you're totally ripped! Get your face out of your dinner plate! And put that coffee down -- you've already busted three coffee cups by dropping them!
They're cups of coffee for Christ sakes not bongs!
They're cups of coffee for Christ sakes not bongs!
by Telephony July 13, 2014
Joe from Juneau is such a big piddle wingless hymenoptera! I really hope he has a efilnikufesin (Nice Fuckin' Life)!!!
by Telephony September 26, 2010
by Telephony July 26, 2014
{instant message conversation}
{Troy}: Good morning sweatheart!
{Lucy} Sweatheart? That's so fucking gross! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!!! Goodbye asshole, I never want to see you again!
{Troy}: Good morning sweatheart!
{Lucy} Sweatheart? That's so fucking gross! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!!! Goodbye asshole, I never want to see you again!
by Telephony January 27, 2018
What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.
{Stan}: Hey George, don't forget to take some dick medication to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave
so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!
so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!
by Telephony February 25, 2017
This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Trump".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).
by Telephony November 04, 2020
by Telephony June 19, 2014