Telephony's definitions
What the term, "Worker's Compensation" is to Butt-Head on the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Work is Death".
{Burger World Manager}: Be careful in the kitchen, Burger world can not afford to pay out any more Worker's Compensation.
Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.
Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.
by Telephony July 20, 2020
Get the Worker's Constipationmug. Jack was piddled-off...no, pissed off...er...um...fucking shitted off that some true-blue total asshaberdasher had kicked the urinal off the wall and then smashed it to bits with a hammer, knowing full well that it will be months before Jack can afford to have it replaced!
by Telephony September 7, 2019
Get the shitted offmug. {Seen on a C=64 demo by Abyss in 1988}
A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE". .. EX. LIGHT AND LITE. NIGHT AND NITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?
A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE". .. EX. LIGHT AND LITE. NIGHT AND NITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?
by Telephony January 12, 2017
Get the litemug. {Scott}: Hey Aaron, can you move that board off the lawn please?
Aaron}: Sure Scott, no perspiration!
Aaron}: Sure Scott, no perspiration!
by Telephony March 12, 2022
Get the no perspirationmug. Very similar to the phrase, "leave a shit" (popularised by the late great comedian George Carlin but with a different bodily waste product.
{Husoos}: Man I've got to take a piss!
{Horhay}: Hey Husoos! You can have that piss in the unflushed urinal over there; I'm going to leave a piss in this one.
{Husoos}: You a funny man Horhay!
{Horhay}: Hey Husoos! You can have that piss in the unflushed urinal over there; I'm going to leave a piss in this one.
{Husoos}: You a funny man Horhay!
by Telephony March 27, 2015
Get the leave a pissmug. An acronym that stands for "Not Safe For Your Ears".
As one example, you may use this acronym on YouTube when your video contains an audio (sound) component that some viewers may find distasteful, such as heavy metal music like Anthrax or Megadeth.
As one example, you may use this acronym on YouTube when your video contains an audio (sound) component that some viewers may find distasteful, such as heavy metal music like Anthrax or Megadeth.
{in the YouTube description of a video I made and uploaded myself}:
*NSFYE* (Not Safe For Your Ears). A video of the Syma S107G R/C Coaxial Helicopter flying in my room, set to another Anthrax song.
Abort this video immediately if you find thrash metal music distasteful.
That music you hear is the song "Howling Furies" by Anthrax. This heli is not sound-sensitive; the audio may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
*NSFYE* (Not Safe For Your Ears). A video of the Syma S107G R/C Coaxial Helicopter flying in my room, set to another Anthrax song.
Abort this video immediately if you find thrash metal music distasteful.
That music you hear is the song "Howling Furies" by Anthrax. This heli is not sound-sensitive; the audio may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
by Telephony May 18, 2011
Get the NSFYEmug. Simply put, the year 2017.
Called Twenty Stick-Busted-Stick because when viewed from above, it looks like a twenty, a stick, and a broken stick.
Called Twenty Stick-Busted-Stick because when viewed from above, it looks like a twenty, a stick, and a broken stick.
{On a BBS about wheelchairs and scooters}:
New Year's Day (0-01-17) {or "2017 01 Jan.", or even "Jan. 01, Twenty Stick-Busted-Stick if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean, "I only have a sodding singular update to my website today: it is an update to my Foto(s) del Día" web page with...well, what else could it be?
New Year's Day (0-01-17) {or "2017 01 Jan.", or even "Jan. 01, Twenty Stick-Busted-Stick if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean, "I only have a sodding singular update to my website today: it is an update to my Foto(s) del Día" web page with...well, what else could it be?
by Telephony December 31, 2016
Get the Twenty Stick-Busted-Stickmug.