synthetic car horns

The sound of automobile horns created entirely by hardware or software synthesis.
No real car horns are harmed when synthetic car horns are used.

Most frequently found in synthesizer music and computer demo zax.
The demo program for the Apple Mac titled, "Chevrolet" by the computer demo group Nooon has synthetic car horns in it. Howl kewl!!!
by Telephony April 04, 2015
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titty tisses

This phrase means the same as, "kitty kisses" in where a pet cat repeatedly licks your arm, hand, or face.
{Craig}: Hey Angie, check out this video I uploaded to YouTube that shows Nikki lavishing me with titty tisses!
{Angie}: Aww isn't that cute!?!
by Telephony October 03, 2014
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the ammonia

Simply, the disease pneumonia as some people call it.
{Dave}: Hey didjya hear? Carl didn't make it to school today because he's got the ammonia!
by Telephony May 19, 2014
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boom!

A grossly-overused word often shouted as an exclamation to an otherwise ordinary sentence.
{The douche on the Mercari commercial}: All I do is snap a few pics, add a description, and boom! It's listed.
by Telephony February 05, 2020
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food crook

In a multiple-cat household a food crook is the cat that goes from bowl-to-bowl eating all of the other cats' food.
Pookie, stop that you food crook!!!
by Telephony November 19, 2014
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Husoos

How one might spell the name, "Jesús" if they can't spell Spanish names.
The spelling, "H-U-S-O-O-S" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.
¡Husoos Cristo que mierda apesta realmente!
(Jesus Christ that shit really reeks!)
by Telephony December 18, 2013
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pole pig

A step-down transformer, the same shape as and somewhat larger than a garbage can, normally seen bolted to the side of a utility pole in many suburban & rural neighbourhoods.

Pole pigs convert 7,200 or 4,300 volts distribution power down to 120 and 240 volts used by most homes in the United States.
Hey Martha!
Check out that pole pig over there -- the bolts that hold it to the pole are rusted and are about to bust!
That pole pig's going down!!!
by Telephony September 20, 2014
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