This phrase means much the same as coffee penus, but can be used by both males and females (since all females except for perhaps late pre-op transsexuals do not have dicks).
{Jesús}: Cummon Horhay, let's get going!
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.
by Telephony May 18, 2014
(Guy #1): So the Mariners and the Braves are going at it in this year's World Series?
(Guy #2): Yeah, I hear that it's gonna be a pitcher's duel or or some such horse puckey.
(Guy #2): Yeah, I hear that it's gonna be a pitcher's duel or or some such horse puckey.
by Telephony November 21, 2021
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Pronounced "fō'nē-bu-lō'nē".
How some people spell the phrase, "phony-baloney" -- which means nonsensical and/or foolish
How some people spell the phrase, "phony-baloney" -- which means nonsensical and/or foolish
{From a website featuring staged "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:
That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake CGI "General" gets out of the gates first because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is trapped in the cereal cabinet by the family cat which has decided that now would be a good time to spray the cabinet doors.
That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake CGI "General" gets out of the gates first because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is trapped in the cereal cabinet by the family cat which has decided that now would be a good time to spray the cabinet doors.
by Telephony March 04, 2015
{Dave; on telephone}: Hey Jenny, want to come over to my house today to watch the Superbowl? I'll have lots of hot wings, burriotos, Cheetos, and beer!
{Jenny; on telephone}: Sorry Dave...I've got plans to go to the mall with my girlfriends today, so you'll have to watch the Supertolietbowl by yourself.
{Jenny; on telephone}: Sorry Dave...I've got plans to go to the mall with my girlfriends today, so you'll have to watch the Supertolietbowl by yourself.
by Telephony February 05, 2012
Means the exact same thing a "fuck yourself"; but bypasses the onboard censors found on many internet BBSs.
If you're thinking about getting on my toilet muscle about the damn unmade bed, then please go FV¢K yourself. I know the bed's unmade!!!
by Telephony August 18, 2011