5 minute pisses

This phrase means much the same as coffee penus, but can be used by both males and females (since all females except for perhaps late pre-op transsexuals do not have dicks).
{Jesús}: Cummon Horhay, let's get going!
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.
by Telephony May 18, 2014
Get the 5 minute pisses mug.

or some such horse puckey

Means the same as or some shit; literally translated, it means, "or something like that".
(Guy #1): So the Mariners and the Braves are going at it in this year's World Series?
(Guy #2): Yeah, I hear that it's gonna be a pitcher's duel or or some such horse puckey.
by Telephony November 21, 2021
Get the or some such horse puckey mug.

Ben Fag

What some people call Ben Gay® pain relieving patches.
Hey Mike, can you go get the Ben Fag for me please? My back hella hurts!
by Telephony September 27, 2013
Get the Ben Fag mug.

plug it up

How one would say the phrase, "plug it in" in the UK.
See that unplugged lamp next to the couch? Please be a dearie and plug it up for me.
by Telephony August 28, 2018
Get the plug it up mug.

phoney-bologna

Pronounced "fō'nē-bu-lō'nē".
How some people spell the phrase, "phony-baloney" -- which means nonsensical and/or foolish
{From a website featuring staged "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake CGI "General" gets out of the gates first because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is trapped in the cereal cabinet by the family cat which has decided that now would be a good time to spray the cabinet doors.
by Telephony March 04, 2015
Get the phoney-bologna mug.

Supertolietbowl

{Dave; on telephone}: Hey Jenny, want to come over to my house today to watch the Superbowl? I'll have lots of hot wings, burriotos, Cheetos, and beer!

{Jenny; on telephone}: Sorry Dave...I've got plans to go to the mall with my girlfriends today, so you'll have to watch the Supertolietbowl by yourself.
by Telephony February 05, 2012
Get the Supertolietbowl mug.

FV¢K YOURSELF

Means the exact same thing a "fuck yourself"; but bypasses the onboard censors found on many internet BBSs.
If you're thinking about getting on my toilet muscle about the damn unmade bed, then please go FV¢K yourself. I know the bed's unmade!!!
by Telephony August 18, 2011
Get the FV¢K YOURSELF mug.