pisscan

\PIS'kan\ (n.) A somewhat vulgar slang term for a wall-mounted porcelain urinal.

Hey, I need to use the f'ing pisscan before we leave!!!

by Telephony June 22, 2012

urnal

How some younger children might pronounce the word urinal because they can't yet say the, "yer" sound.

{1st grader Daniel}: Teacher, I have to go urnate in the urnal!
I need to go RIGHT NOW before I pee my pants!!!

by Telephony June 19, 2014

bugicide

Insecticide -- usually in an aerosol bomb (spray can) such as Raid or Black Flag.

Mark, be a dear and fetch me the bugicide please! There's a fucking cockroach in the douchewasher again!!!

by Telephony July 26, 2015

pizzle

Simply put, urine (piddle, potty, pee, micturition, whiz, poddy, wee-wee, etc.)

That urinal is unflushed; it's full of dark yellow pizzle!

by Telephony December 24, 2018

synthetic pan flute

The sound of a pan flute being played, but generated solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.

No real pan flutes are folded, spindled, or mutilated when synthetic pan flutes are employed.

Hey Dan, you've got to download the Commodore Amiga demo, "Hardwired" by the Amiga demo groups Crionics and the Silents! Its zax has a synthetic pan flute you've just GOT to hear!!!

by Telephony January 07, 2017

hucking fot

A way to say the phrase, "fucking hot" that bypasses the onboard censor in online BBSs, forums (or fora if you want to be an anal-retentive prick about it) and other locations where the use of curse words might be inappropriate.

Jesus Christ, it's hucking fot outside!
Somebody please throw another log on the air conditioner!!!

by Telephony December 28, 2020

foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony February 02, 2019