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Class A-1 prick

Not to be confused with a regular prick (or a fucktard, dickweed, assrat bastard, etc.); a mofo who has reached the status of Class A-1 prick is a real waste of bungwipe and really needs to be exterminated like the bug he or she really is.
Jason is such a Class A-1 prick for bringing a ghetto blaster to church and blasting Slayer music out of it!!! :-O
by Telephony May 6, 2012
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BDS

A Commodore 64 computer demo/cracker group called, "Brain Damage Studios" that started in the late-1980s and is very probably still around. They also published the disk magazine, "Hardline".
I programmed the names Icebreaker, Moloch, and Redeye of BDS to the greetings in the scrollies of my demos back in the early-1990s.
by Telephony February 13, 2015
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peckerbutt

A generic insult, used by Butt-Head on the MTV program, "Beavis and Butt-Head" in the episode, "Plate Frisbee".
{Butt-Head}: There's a word for something that happens when you least expect it to.
{Stewart}: Ironic?
{Butt-Head}: No, peckerbutt. Something cool.
by Telephony August 15, 2020
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Shampiddle

The same thing as shampee; that is, bottles of shampoo that somebody has mistaken (either unintentionally or intentionally) as urinals.
I know you hate your next door neighbour, but did you *REALLY* have to uranate into his shampoo, thus converting it into shampiddle?
by Telephony October 23, 2010
mugGet the Shampiddlemug.

Hammermaker Schlemmner

What some people call Hammacher Schlemmer -- the catalogue of somewhat unusual (and usually quite expen$ive) products that's been around since 1848.
Hey Dean! I just got the Holiday 2016 copy of the Hammermaker Schlemmner catalogue, and they have a self-heating bathrobe in it! I think I'll get on the blower and order one right now!
by Telephony November 24, 2016
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BarneySplat

BarneySplat was a BBS door game that allowed the player to do all kinds of cruel things to our favourite bloated & distended purple dinosaur Barney.

Released by Bong Software in 1993, this text-only game allowed the player to get Barney drunk or stoned; even Baby Bop and the kids get to smoke out and get hammered. You also receive opportunities to kill the satanic purple pedophile ?(along with everybody el;se!) in addition to getting everybody ripped or stupid-drunk until they're all eliminated from the game.

An example screen would look like this:

"I have an idea!" Barney says. "Let's have a TEA party!"
Everyone gets out the tea and cookies, you get ready your arsonic and alcohol.

Fun things to try at the "TEA" party:
(S)pike it
try to make (P)eace tea
or (D)on't do anything
Hey Carlton! That BBS I was just on has BarneySplat in their door games menu!
by Telephony June 22, 2019
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urinal mint

One of those pink urinal deodouriser cakes found at the bottoms of many types of urinals.
Rick, please don't eat the urinal mints!!! I hear that they taste horrible!!!
by Telephony November 29, 2010
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