synthetic bells

The sound of bells being rung, only this time done completely by synthesis -- be it computer hardware or software synthesis. No actual bells are being harmed.
The demo called, äMPäri3" by the Commodore Amiga computer demo group Dekadence has synthetic bells in its zax -- how kewl!!!
by Telephony December 30, 2014
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taper powels

How some people accidentally mispronounce the phrase, "paper towels".
Jim, can you hand me a wad of taper powels please? I need to clean up some spilled Kool-Aid.
by Telephony January 16, 2015
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tolietroom

Many people call a or a bath a bathroom even though it only contains a toliet and a lavatory -- but there's no shower or bathtub, hence you cannot bathe in it so why do they call it a BATHroom?!?
Lindsey, hold on a moment before we go; I need to use the tolietroom first!!
by Telephony August 10, 2014
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toilet muscle

A phrase that simply means "butt" or "ass".
One lousy screw fell off and you have to do all of ***THAT***?!? Man, what a pain in the toilet muscle!!!
by Telephony November 13, 2010
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drone

A UAV (Unmanned Aerial Vehicle); usually with four counterrotating props and frequently sporting a camera for taking aerial photographs and shooting aerial video.

A quadcopter that you can purchase in a store or online is often frequently referred to as a drone even if it requires constant manipulation by a ground-based pilot; a true drone can be completely autonomous and require no intervention by the pilot.
I flew my drone under the Juneau-Douglas bridge but it lost signal and went blub blub blub all the way to the bottom of Gastineau Channel with all of the bowling balls that were lobbed over the side of that bridge in the 1950s and 1960s.
by Telephony January 09, 2021
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There's a Hole in the Bucket

A parody of the song, "If You're Happy and You Know It".
There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket you just wanna say o fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD)! ♫

♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket and you really wanna fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP)! ♫
by Telephony June 18, 2015
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public enema number one

Very similar to "public enemy number one"; perhaps a little worse (how much worse can it get?!?)
Jayden is public enema number one for stealing the food from the foodbank and throwing it into a burning dipsty dumpster!!! Man, what a class A-1 prick!!!
by Telephony January 24, 2011
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