Telephony's definitions
by Telephony July 26, 2014
Get the I'm a Little Toiletmug. {Angie}: Mom, you're totally ripped! Get your face out of your dinner plate! And put that coffee down -- you've already busted three coffee cups by dropping them!
They're cups of coffee for Christ sakes not bongs!
They're cups of coffee for Christ sakes not bongs!
by Telephony July 13, 2014
Get the rippedmug. A totally fictitious, phoney-bologna fake made-up city name featured in the Anthrax song, "I Am the Law".
And you won't fuck around no more - I AM THE LAW!
I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM THE LAW!
Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM THE LAW!
Because in Mega City ...
I AM THE LAW!!!
I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM THE LAW!
Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM THE LAW!
Because in Mega City ...
I AM THE LAW!!!
by Telephony August 28, 2014
Get the Mega Citymug. {From the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Sing a Song of Patrick°}:
Writing stuff is hard
So I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy,
Pointy pointy pointy,
Whiz you! what's that horrible smell?
Writing stuff is hard
So I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy,
Pointy pointy pointy,
Whiz you! what's that horrible smell?
by Telephony August 14, 2014
Get the whiz you!mug. It means much the same as the phrase, "spark up a j", but instead of lighting up a joint, you're lighting up a small pipe with weed in it.
Hey Allen, let's go to that alley behind the bar and spark up a bowl. I got my hands on some primo shit this morning and I can't wait to smoke it!
by Telephony July 19, 2014
Get the spark up a bowlmug. A very stupid person.
The way that "fuck weed" is spelled, "fv¢kw€€d" bypasses the onboard censors found in many online BBSs and forums (or fora if you want to be a dick about it).
The way that "fuck weed" is spelled, "fv¢kw€€d" bypasses the onboard censors found in many online BBSs and forums (or fora if you want to be a dick about it).
{I " heard" this totally fictional, fake, phoney-bologna song while I was flying my UAV this afternoon; sung to the jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture):
Bob's Bob-O-Pedics
From your bunghole to your penis
Some dimbulb fv¢kw€€d broke the carafe!!! (pron. as though it were spelled, "carafay")
{~1.5 second pause}
Bob's Bob-O-Pedics!
Bob's Bob-O-Pedics
From your bunghole to your penis
Some dimbulb fv¢kw€€d broke the carafe!!! (pron. as though it were spelled, "carafay")
{~1.5 second pause}
Bob's Bob-O-Pedics!
by Telephony November 25, 2020
Get the dimbulb fv¢kw€€dmug. Very similar to the phrase, "leave a shit" (popularised by the late great comedian George Carlin but with a different bodily waste product.
{Husoos}: Man I've got to take a piss!
{Horhay}: Hey Husoos! You can have that piss in the unflushed urinal over there; I'm going to leave a piss in this one.
{Husoos}: You a funny man Horhay!
{Horhay}: Hey Husoos! You can have that piss in the unflushed urinal over there; I'm going to leave a piss in this one.
{Husoos}: You a funny man Horhay!
by Telephony March 27, 2015
Get the leave a pissmug.