meat AND fish

Somebody who is bisexual is said to like both meat (cock ) AND fish (pussy).
Hey Jake! Didjya a hear that Josh likes both meat AND fish?
by Telephony August 02, 2014
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pak

An extremely common misspelling of the word, "pack".
This misspelling is even made by large corporations who ought to know better.
{Brad}: Hey Kestra, I just zipped open this week's Val Pak coupons and found coupons for 65% off Wrigley's Plen-T-Pak gum and 57% off those Freez Paks!
{Kestra}: Great Brad, let me stuff those fuckers in my purse and run to the store straight away!!!
by Telephony August 28, 2014
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Husoos

How one might spell the name, "Jesús" if they can't spell Spanish names.
The spelling, "H-U-S-O-O-S" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.
¡Husoos Cristo que mierda apesta realmente!
(Jesus Christ that shit really reeks!)
by Telephony December 18, 2013
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peepot

A word used to describe a teapot when the tea in it tastes like fucking piss
YUK!!! This tea is horrible!
What did you brew in the damn peepot anyway? Uric acid for Christ sakes?
by Telephony April 27, 2018
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uranating contest

How some people say or write (and spell} the phrase, "pissing match".
A pissing match is loosely defined as two or more people arguing (and quite vehemently so) over some piss ant, petty, insignificant matter.
{Police officer}: So, what's going on Megan?
{Megan} Drake & Josh are having a uranating contest over who destroyed my treehouse with their model rocket. Drake says he didn't do it because he knows nothing about model rocketry -- he pronounces the word, "fuselage" as, "fyoo SELL' a jee", and Josh says he didn't do it because he's a brainiac and set the rocket's course with deadly precision.
by Telephony May 22, 2016
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Pyst off

Very angry at somebody or something; it means the same (and is pronounced the same) as "pissed off".
Man I was so pyst off at that bunghole for stealing my towels out of the dryer at the laundromat!!!
by Telephony September 22, 2010
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satandamned

This word means the same as, "goddamned" but a different deity is referenced.
{From a website about phoney-bologna fake 'battles' between various commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}: "That goddamn faggoty-ass talking Taco Bell dog goes to the drive through window and relieves the till of a roll of quarters. It takes aim at that satandamned Kia Rapping Rat, and let's 'er rip! The roll of quarters misses it's intended target and explodes rather noisily against the manager's door."
by Telephony August 26, 2014
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