Telephony's definitions

I'm a Little Toilet

A parody of the children's song, "I'm a Little Teapot".

♫I'm a little toilet,♫
♫Full of soul.♫
♫This is my cistern♫
♫And here is my bowl.♫

by Telephony July 26, 2014

ripped

To be totally wasted; esp. from high-potency prescription drugs like oxycodone and/or hydrocodone.

{Angie}: Mom, you're totally ripped! Get your face out of your dinner plate! And put that coffee down -- you've already busted three coffee cups by dropping them!
They're cups of coffee for Christ sakes not bongs!

by Telephony July 13, 2014

Mega City

A totally fictitious, phoney-bologna fake made-up city name featured in the Anthrax song, "I Am the Law".

And you won't fuck around no more - I AM THE LAW!
I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM THE LAW!
Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM THE LAW!
Because in Mega City ...
I AM THE LAW!!!

by Telephony August 28, 2014

whiz you!

An exclamation of stinkiness, stronger than, "pee you!!!" but not as strong as, "piss you!!!".

{From the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Sing a Song of Patrick°}:
Writing stuff is hard
So I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy,
Pointy pointy pointy,
Whiz you! what's that horrible smell?

by Telephony August 14, 2014

spark up a bowl

It means much the same as the phrase, "spark up a j", but instead of lighting up a joint, you're lighting up a small pipe with weed in it.

Hey Allen, let's go to that alley behind the bar and spark up a bowl. I got my hands on some primo shit this morning and I can't wait to smoke it!

by Telephony July 19, 2014

dimbulb fv¢kw€€d

A very stupid person.
The way that "fuck weed" is spelled, "fv¢kw€€d" bypasses the onboard censors found in many online BBSs and forums (or fora if you want to be a dick about it).

{I " heard" this totally fictional, fake, phoney-bologna song while I was flying my UAV this afternoon; sung to the jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture):

Bob's Bob-O-Pedics
From your bunghole to your penis
Some dimbulb fv¢kw€€d broke the carafe!!! (pron. as though it were spelled, "carafay")
{~1.5 second pause}
Bob's Bob-O-Pedics!

by Telephony November 25, 2020

leave a piss

Very similar to the phrase, "leave a shit" (popularised by the late great comedian George Carlin but with a different bodily waste product.

{Husoos}: Man I've got to take a piss!
{Horhay}: Hey Husoos! You can have that piss in the unflushed urinal over there; I'm going to leave a piss in this one.
{Husoos}: You a funny man Horhay!

by Telephony March 27, 2015